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pyrate999
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: NWlight]
#16238501 - 05/16/12 06:49 AM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Eat that ketchup nice and good.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: pyrate999] 1
#16238558 - 05/16/12 07:24 AM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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pyrate999 said: Eat that ketchup nice and good.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Muufokfok]
#16238954 - 05/16/12 10:08 AM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Muufokfok said: came across this today
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[–]realfuzzhead 19 points 30 minutes ago no choking? Shit man that's one of my favorites.. not intensely choking but just enough for it to be hot as fuck
ahahahahahahahhahaha!!!1

hahaahahahah you found me :awelone:
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realfuzzhead said:
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Muufokfok said: came across this today
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[–]realfuzzhead 19 points 30 minutes ago no choking? Shit man that's one of my favorites.. not intensely choking but just enough for it to be hot as fuck
ahahahahahahahhahaha!!!1

hahaahahahah you found me :awelone:
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The Ecstatic said:
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realfuzzhead said:
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Muufokfok said: came across this today
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[–]realfuzzhead 19 points 30 minutes ago no choking? Shit man that's one of my favorites.. not intensely choking but just enough for it to be hot as fuck
ahahahahahahahhahaha!!!1

hahaahahahah you found me :awelone:

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Melkor]
#16239544 - 05/16/12 12:44 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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to put in context, it was in reply to a guy who said he didn't like to do any light choking of his girlfriend during sex. I replied with that. I don't choke myself or liked being choked.
i'll find the thread
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tp9wr/i_love_my_boyfriend_so_much_but_he_doesnt_satisfy/
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realfuzzhead said: to put in context, it was in reply to a guy who said he didn't like to do any light choking of his girlfriend during sex. I replied with that. I don't choke myself or liked being choked.
i'll find the thread
i believe you bro, I don't need the transcripts.
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realfuzzhead said: to put in context, it was in reply to a guy who said he didn't like to do any light choking of his girlfriend during sex. I replied with that. I don't choke myself or liked being choked.
i'll find the thread
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tp9wr/i_love_my_boyfriend_so_much_but_he_doesnt_satisfy/
Funny thread!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Javadog] 4
#16239920 - 05/16/12 02:16 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Weird....they pixelated all the pussies:

BTW: I fervently hope that some marine kicks the shit out of the owner of that bumper-sticker.
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Japanese censorship laws forbid showing any pubic hair or genitalia in their porn, there are strict laws against it and is seen as "taboo".... this is also why you see many fetish forms of Japanese porn that doesn't always have to directly involve genitalia contact such as bondage, costume ect....
Also I'm sure the person with the bumper sticker gets fucked up all the time.

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Javadog] 2
#16240038 - 05/16/12 02:42 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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BTW: I fervently hope that some marine kicks the shit out of the owner of that bumper-sticker.
JD
Nah I lol'd you've never heard of Jody or Sancho I mean your gone for 15 months what do you think your 20 year old wifes doing. Shits ingrained in the culture
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: trekie]
#16240092 - 05/16/12 02:52 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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trekie said:
BTW: I fervently hope that some marine kicks the shit out of the owner of that bumper-sticker.
JD
Nah I lol'd you've never heard of Jody or Sancho I mean your gone for 15 months what do you think your 20 year old wifes doing. Shits ingrained in the culture

LOL right.
Fighting the guy who's banging your slut of a wife while your overseas isnt going to solve anything. IT just makes HIM feel like more of a badass, as he goes and fucks other marine wives for the thrill
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Actually, I was not thinking of the husband....any marine will do.
As to such behaviors being ingrained, I still believe that without some compunction we are doomed.
We are probably doomed anyway, so WFT right?
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Javadog] 1
#16240822 - 05/16/12 05:31 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Interview with Australian kid who had a party with 500 people while his parents were out of town: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qm61svN4U5g
"Why don't you take your glasses off and apologize to your neighbors and the police?" "No that's okay, I'm not going to take them off. I like them."
"If you were to say anything to someone thinking about throwing a party while their parents are on holiday, what would you say?" "Get me to do it for you"
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Gumby]
#16240846 - 05/16/12 05:37 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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pyrate999 said: Eat that ketchup nice and good.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Gumby]
#16240883 - 05/16/12 05:45 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Gumby said: Interview with Australian kid who had a party with 500 people while his parents were out of town: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qm61svN4U5g
"Why don't you take your glasses off and apologize to your neighbors and the police?" "No that's okay, I'm not going to take them off. I like them."
"If you were to say anything to someone thinking about throwing a party while their parents are on holiday, what would you say?" "Get me to do it for you"

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: OoBYCoO]
#16241049 - 05/16/12 06:09 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Gumby]
#16241365 - 05/16/12 07:22 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Gumby said: Interview with Australian kid who had a party with 500 people while his parents were out of town: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qm61svN4U5g
"Why don't you take your glasses off and apologize to your neighbors and the police?" "No that's okay, I'm not going to take them off. I like them."
"If you were to say anything to someone thinking about throwing a party while their parents are on holiday, what would you say?" "Get me to do it for you"

LOL at the dumb fucking newscaster trying to put the mommy guilt over on him. I like that he was just a smart ass to her. Fuckin dumb cunt.
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