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 LunarEclipse
Mr. Dogma Free
Registered: 10/31/04
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 Attracting Pussy 
#16150454 - 04/28/12 10:45 AM (1 year, 21 days ago) |
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Well of course guys know it's not that easy. To get them to come to you so you can rub their backs and make them purr. Generally it's far easier to scare them away. They can always tell when you are nervous or weird and run like hell. Sometimes, when the pussy is ready to come to you it will just appear out of nowhere. That's the best kind of pussy and one worth keeping.
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Don't submit to dogma.
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 Smoky McPot
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I'm not watching the video 
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Free.Your.Mind said:
jesus btw had part alien DNA
how do you think was able to preform miracles?
i look at the bible from a scientific stand point [/quote] 
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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Try not being crazy. 
Personally I don't find it worth the effort anymore.
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"Hang on tightly, let go lightly" -anonymous
“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
― Robert Anton Wilson
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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I'd forgotten what a lousy performer he was. Thanks for the memories.
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"Hang on tightly, let go lightly" -anonymous
“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
― Robert Anton Wilson
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LunarEclipse
Mr. Dogma Free
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Icelander said:
I'd forgotten what a lousy performer he was. Thanks for the memories.
Yea thanks for all the lovely memories. You really are a gem. Rough hard and cold.
Bye!
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Don't submit to dogma.
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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Where ya goin?
I'm not going to feel too bad about dissing a douche like TN. He never even had the guts to smoke pot from what I've heard. Bet he had no problem with alcohol though.
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"Hang on tightly, let go lightly" -anonymous
“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
― Robert Anton Wilson
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Retrovertigo
Urban Shaman
Registered: 03/25/10
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Last seen: 3 months, 3 days
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Icelander said:
Where ya goin?
I'm not going to feel too bad about dissing a douche like TN. He never even had the guts to smoke pot from what I've heard. Bet he had no problem with alcohol though.
The "guts" to smoke pot, you sound like a fucking idiot, maybe he just never wanted to.
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3 things your signature should have
1) A disclaimer about how everything you say is a work of ad-libbed fiction and should not be taken seriously
2) A quote from some famous psycho-naut like Tim Leary, or Alexander Shulgin.
3) A grand statement about the current state of the spirituality of mankind.
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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Ted can go fuck himself with one of his toy guns. 
Hey, nice string of ratings ya got there. 
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"Hang on tightly, let go lightly" -anonymous
“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
― Robert Anton Wilson
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Kupo
Kupop!
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You can see the glory and ego-food sensations in his eyes during that video
He is eating that crowd up
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Evil Clown
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LunarEclipse said:
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Icelander said:
I'd forgotten what a lousy performer he was. Thanks for the memories.
Yea thanks for all the lovely memories. You really are a gem. Rough hard and cold.
Bye!
Is he tough and ruthless or rough and toothless?
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Kinko
Stranger
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girls generally like me but i never get the poon , perhaps because im a loser or because i come off as a jerk 
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Icelander
The Minstrel in the Gallery
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Evil Clown said:
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LunarEclipse said:
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Icelander said:
I'd forgotten what a lousy performer he was. Thanks for the memories.
Yea thanks for all the lovely memories. You really are a gem. Rough hard and cold.
Bye!
Is he tough and ruthless or rough and toothless?
I'll have you know I have three perfectly good teeth. (somewhere)
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"Hang on tightly, let go lightly" -anonymous
“under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.”
― Robert Anton Wilson
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the bizzle
the joke that no one spoke
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Evil Clown said:
Is he tough and ruthless or rough and toothless?
 that's awesome
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dustinthewind13
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Quote:
LunarEclipse said:
Well of course guys know it's not that easy. To get them to come to you so you can rub their backs and make them purr. Generally it's far easier to scare them away. They can always tell when you are nervous or weird and run like hell. Sometimes, when the pussy is ready to come to you it will just appear out of nowhere. That's the best kind of pussy and one worth keeping.
Wow. This is not the usual you. It's just so straight forward and makes sense. I don't have to spend a shitload of time trying to decipher what you are saying. Way to go LE!
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"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood"
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LunarEclipse
Mr. Dogma Free
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Quote:
dustinthewind13 said:
Quote:
LunarEclipse said:
Well of course guys know it's not that easy. To get them to come to you so you can rub their backs and make them purr. Generally it's far easier to scare them away. They can always tell when you are nervous or weird and run like hell. Sometimes, when the pussy is ready to come to you it will just appear out of nowhere. That's the best kind of pussy and one worth keeping.
Wow. This is not the usual you. It's just so straight forward and makes sense. I don't have to spend a shitload of time trying to decipher what you are saying. Way to go LE!
It was so easy no one but you understood.
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OrgoneConclusion
Rico Suave
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It was so easy no one but you understood.
Sometimes you just know when you meet your soulmate:
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This is your caterpillar on DMT. Any questions?
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dustinthewind13
Fool
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Quote:
LunarEclipse said:
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dustinthewind13 said:
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LunarEclipse said:
Well of course guys know it's not that easy. To get them to come to you so you can rub their backs and make them purr. Generally it's far easier to scare them away. They can always tell when you are nervous or weird and run like hell. Sometimes, when the pussy is ready to come to you it will just appear out of nowhere. That's the best kind of pussy and one worth keeping.
Wow. This is not the usual you. It's just so straight forward and makes sense. I don't have to spend a shitload of time trying to decipher what you are saying. Way to go LE!
It was so easy no one but you understood.
If that's the case, then everyone else thinks I'm the only one who didn't understand it. I don't want that! 
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"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood"
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circastes
Being too serious
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I don't know much about women but true confidence - a feeling, not a behaviour - will GET YA DICK WET 100% GUARANTEE.
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"Your salvation may lie in a rational apprehension of the present moment."
-Terence McKenna
she said there's good men
that there's God in everyone
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dustinthewind13
Fool
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Quote:
circastes said:
I don't know much about women but true confidence - a feeling, not a behaviour - will GET YA DICK WET 100% GUARANTEE.
Tell that to this guy.
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"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood"
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Retrovertigo
Urban Shaman
Registered: 03/25/10
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It is all about the confidence.
Confidence gives the illusion of power, and power makes the pussy wet
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3 things your signature should have
1) A disclaimer about how everything you say is a work of ad-libbed fiction and should not be taken seriously
2) A quote from some famous psycho-naut like Tim Leary, or Alexander Shulgin.
3) A grand statement about the current state of the spirituality of mankind.
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