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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: blackhawk]
    #16127885 - 04/23/12 12:03 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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"Drop it like it's hot."



:rofl2: really?




Meh, obvious answer to OP is obvious.

I couldn't think of a more absurd response.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: qman]
    #16127907 - 04/23/12 12:12 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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Why did you not fuck her?  She wanted dick but you didn't give it to her, so she found a man that would fuck her. If it's not you, the other guy will be happy to fuck your girl.




She is an immoral bitch, but still......^^^This^^^


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: RationalEgo] * 2
    #16127947 - 04/23/12 12:24 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

First things first, good job on dumping her. SHE IS A WHORE. Once a woman has cheated on you, NEVER TAKE HER BACK! She will just do it again and again and again. Whores don't change, EVER. Once a whore always a whore and no man will ever change that.

Look at it as a positive thing, she showed you who she really is before you got too emotionally invested into her.

Next step, act like you could care less, if you see her again. YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND HAVE ANOTHER GIRL ALREADY. TELL HER THAT! Let her know that you are stronger and she didnt hurt you. That will drive her crazy and make her want you back.. then... when she's not expecting it... you say... sorry, i tried with you once, but I have a new moral life code.. I dont date whores. Then simply walk away...


Works like a charm.. more than likely, she will cry, and wonder what the hell just happend... its a wonderful feeling.. hahahaha


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Bleach]
    #16127997 - 04/23/12 12:38 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Dump her man. Step up your game as well. If she got fucked by a sleez bag then he is doing something right.....


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: qman]
    #16128007 - 04/23/12 12:42 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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qman said:
Why did you not fuck her?  She wanted dick but you didn't give it to her, so she found a man that would fuck her. If it's not you, the other guy will be happy to fuck your girl.




word. OP didn't man up in time.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Tesseract11]
    #16128017 - 04/23/12 12:44 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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She fucking cheated on you man.
Dump that bitch, no questions ask.





^^

yeah bro, there are fucking >3.5 x 109 pussies out there, go find one who hasn't cheated on you


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: realfuzzhead] * 6
    #16128032 - 04/23/12 12:50 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Take her out to a nice restaurant, make sure you drive her there in your car(important). Order anything and everything. Then tell her you're going to the bathroom after you finished a 5 course meal with dessert. Then drive away and shoot her a text saying, sorry had to leave was late for my next date. viola


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: unknown1123]
    #16128065 - 04/23/12 12:59 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

^ that guy definitely knows whatsup


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: unknown1123]
    #16128083 - 04/23/12 01:04 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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Take her out to a nice restaurant, make sure you drive her there in your car(important). Order anything and everything. Then tell her you're going to the bathroom after you finished a 5 course meal with dessert. Then drive away and shoot her a text saying, sorry had to leave was late for my next date. viola



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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: unknown1123]
    #16128088 - 04/23/12 01:06 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Take her out to a nice restaurant, make sure you drive her there in your car(important). Order anything and everything. Then tell her you're going to the bathroom after you finished a 5 course meal with dessert. Then drive away and shoot her a text saying, sorry had to leave was late for my next date. viola



+5:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: unknown1123]
    #16128106 - 04/23/12 01:12 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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unknown1123 said:
Take her out to a nice restaurant, make sure you drive her there in your car(important). Order anything and everything. Then tell her you're going to the bathroom after you finished a 5 course meal with dessert. Then drive away and shoot her a text saying, sorry had to leave was late for my next date. viola



:lol:

We have some really vindictive assholes on this site.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Experimenting]
    #16128110 - 04/23/12 01:13 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, just forget about her. If not you'll just build up hate towards her and yourself.

For your own sake just let her and her whoreness drift away passively. Be indifferent about it and get back on with your life. Hurting her won't do YOU any good.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16128121 - 04/23/12 01:21 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Aw cow poo :sad:

I'm sorry dude.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Experimenting] * 1
    #16128163 - 04/23/12 01:32 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Hahahaha I have a buddy who always says "drop it like it's hot". Made me chuckle.

Ok so the bitch cheated. That in itself deserves a good dumping. The fact she was a virgin and lost it to some dude after 3 beers is even worse bruh. Last time I was cheated on this is how I handled it.

The girl cheated and she was far from a virgin (can't turn a hoe into a house wife). It was winter break and this guy she lost it to and dated for 5 years came into town. We were fucking around with oxy a lot. So our group of friends was one big mess of emotions and addiction. She hung out with this kid and lied to me about it. Used her gf's house/sleep over as a cover. Long story short she didn't cheat just once. She would chill with me during the day, we'd fuck an average of 3 times, then she'd go chill with him and fuck him at night, all with out me knowing... Straight fucking hoodrat hootchy mama status.

Now when I am scorned I become the biggest dick anyone has every seen, she begged for me back. Like we met at starbucks at 7pm, quite a bit of people there and I made sure to make a scene and embarrass her.

"please baby i love you idk what to do i dont want to lose you you mean everything to me"-her

"fuck you, show me you mean it"-me

"I'll do anything, anything I swear to god"-her
(keep in mind even for a chickenhead this bitch has a sense of pride and does not like backing down or being the subordinate in an argument.)

"beg for it"-me

"what? beg for it? what do you mean"-her

"get down on your filthy whore knees and beg for my forgiveness"-me
(at this point people are staring, do I care? No i love a fucking audience)

She does it! This bitch actually degrades herself and gets down and begs, I thought of taking it a step farther and getting her to kiss my shoe but I try to keep it classy. I let her beg and people watch for a good 3-5 minutes, I didn't even pay attention to her speech. "No." I say.

"Wait what? WHY? I LOVE YOU!? PLEASE DON"T LEAVE ME!"

"No." The water works begin and I make my exit. Laughing. My big mistake was going over because she wanted to cook me dinner and apologize a few nights later. The chicken was alright at best. The funfetti cake was not how I remembered it as a kid. The sex was bomb. To this day I have never dated a girl with such a tight pussy.

I had a movie set up with my other ex who I fucked things up with that night and cheater cheater pumpkin eater read my text messages. I walk back from taking a post sex piss to her fucking bawling. What got me was the eyes. I  always date girls with big doe eyes. I fell for it. I stayed and slept over that night....

Worst mistake of my life. Moral of my drawn out tale is fucking dumb the bitch. No one deserves that shit. Cheating is cheating and there are ZERO fucking excuses. Do you know how many opportunities I have had to cheat? Guess how many I have taken. 0. ZERO.

The worst part about my story is I didn't go over for that movie. This ex was the great white buffalo. Love of my life. I ditched her for make up sex i shouldn't have had and sure enough a month later she starts dating a kid who I am way better than... Now they are madly in love and she is gone for good. Dump the bitch and don't look back. Stay black.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Mescalean]
    #16128231 - 04/23/12 01:56 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

I envisioned an entire scene going on in this starbucks. with aviator sunglasses (mirrored lens) for some odd reason.
"Get on your knees bitch and tell me you love me"

All while staring at the ceiling with a straight face on, and a dignifying patriotic pose to let everyone know who's boss


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: blackhawk]
    #16128235 - 04/23/12 01:57 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

You should DSHSB then dump her.

I'd tear that pussy up, make her regret sleeping with someone else when she could have had my awesomeness :shrug:.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Mescalean]
    #16128250 - 04/23/12 02:01 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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Mescalean said:

I thought of taking it a step farther and getting her to kiss my shoe but I try to keep it classy.





Goddamn that was funny. :rofl:. I'm just real sad right now, I truly think she was sorry but she didn't act like she wanted to put any effort into the relationship anymore. I'm also partially sad because its soooo goddamn hard to find a solid girl at this godforsaken college:eek: They all have bfs or are sorority sluts


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Shill]
    #16128254 - 04/23/12 02:02 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

^ or take her anal virginity from her, she owes you something man.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16128270 - 04/23/12 02:06 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Dont we see the issue here? She wasnt a virgin when she got that big cock in her tiny little smooth-slitted vaginer.

She saved her virginity for that? If thats what she wanted, and she was a virgin, then she is an insecure immature little girl who isnt worth your time, yet.

I feel like getting drunk tomorrow..can i have her number ill fly your bitch in and fuck send her back feeling like gold in her little twat-pocket.

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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Shill]
    #16128277 - 04/23/12 02:10 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

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You should DSHSB then dump her.

I'd tear that pussy up, make her regret sleeping with someone else when she could have had my awesomeness :shrug:.




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"You throw the sand against the wind
And the wind blows it back again."
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