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Offlinei like cow poo
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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: qman]
    #16127786 - 04/23/12 11:37 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

I didn't fuck her because shes a timid bitch and I asked her repeatidly and she said I'm not ready. She goes off last night, gets heavily tipsy and get teh dick. UNDERSTAND?:mad2:


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: i like cow poo] * 1
    #16127787 - 04/23/12 11:37 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

She probably cheated on you because you love cow poo so much :shrug:


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: livenotonevil]
    #16127796 - 04/23/12 11:39 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Sorry to hear that, OP. :frown:

I think you made the correct decision by ending it.  That's a ridiculous situation and there is no excuse for it.

Stay positive!

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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #16127800 - 04/23/12 11:40 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

punch that cheating whores teeth out


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Cynosure]
    #16127805 - 04/23/12 11:41 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

what did she say when u called her

did she even sound like she cared?


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Bassfreak]
    #16127809 - 04/23/12 11:42 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

You should at least try and get some breakup sex from it. It's the least she could do. She's prolly clean.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Cynosure]
    #16127820 - 04/23/12 11:45 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

i like cow poo said:
I didn't fuck her because shes a timid bitch and I asked her repeatidly and she said I'm not ready. She goes off last night, gets heavily tipsy and get teh dick. UNDERSTAND?:mad2:





Ya saying hey babe your tits are great is not having or trying to have sex. Sorry. You have to get her close off.
Sounds like she just wasn't into you that much.
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Sorry to hear that, OP. :frown:

I think you she made the correct decision by ending it.  That's a ridiculous situation and there is no excuse for it.

Stay positive!

:sunny:



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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: underfliptown]
    #16127822 - 04/23/12 11:46 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Wait... your location is inside a pussy?

Did you cheat as well or what


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: svrkrun]
    #16127826 - 04/23/12 11:47 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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svrkrun said:
Wait... your location is inside a pussy?

Did you cheat as well or what



...He is the pussy... Get it. His exgirly fucked him good.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: underfliptown]
    #16127832 - 04/23/12 11:48 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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You should at least try and get some breakup sex from it. It's the least she could do. She's prolly clean.






haha i typed up a post about this but when i was about the post it, other posts that came up btwn the time i clicked on the page and hit Ok, the OP had said he called the girl and broke up with her already

but yeah OP i would at least, if she cares and feels guilty u can probly get some...but if she sounds like she doesnt give a fuck then yeah u prob dont have a chance anymore


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: underfliptown]
    #16127833 - 04/23/12 11:48 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
You should at least try and get some breakup sex from it. It's the least she could do. She's prolly clean.



Ha what a joke. THE ANSWER TO THAT IS FUCK NO! She fucked one of the most notorious partiers I've heard of FUCK CATCHING and STD.
I'm just real mellow and sad right now, in 30 minutes I'll be taking a chemistry test where I'll be forced to cheat the whole time. Man what a fucking bad day:sad:
Oh and I've fingered her many times she just didn't want to lose her virginity at the time.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16127843 - 04/23/12 11:50 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

dude thats what condoms were invented for

dude girls nowadays are huge hoes, theres so many fucking people with STDs these days...im nto saying to go get one but they are treated pretty easily

dont have sex wiht anyone ever if ur really that fucking afraid of it cuz most girls have done a LOT more than this girl has and ur not gonna find many virgins you cna legally have sex with

condoms, use em


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: livenotonevil]
    #16127845 - 04/23/12 11:51 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

livenotonevil said:
Quote:

i like cow poo said:
I didn't fuck her because shes a timid bitch and I asked her repeatidly and she said I'm not ready. She goes off last night, gets heavily tipsy and get teh dick. UNDERSTAND?:mad2:





Ya saying hey babe your tits are great is not having or trying to have sex. Sorry. You have to get her close off.
Sounds like she just wasn't into you that much.





Did you really ask her? and repeatedly? and you're saying it wasn't working?
I think I found your problem here.
I remember asking my mom if I could go out and play, but now I just do it. "Fuck you mom! I'm going out!"

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Meanwhile everyone else is out there solving bigger problems.
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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: i like cow poo]
    #16127852 - 04/23/12 11:52 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

i like cow poo said:
Quote:

underfliptown said:
You should at least try and get some breakup sex from it. It's the least she could do. She's prolly clean.



Ha what a joke. THE ANSWER TO THAT IS FUCK NO! She fucked one of the most notorious partiers I've heard of FUCK CATCHING and STD.
I'm just real mellow and sad right now, in 30 minutes I'll be taking a chemistry test where I'll be forced to cheat the whole time. Man what a fucking bad day:sad:
Oh and I've fingered her many times she just didn't want to lose her virginity at the time.




hoiw do you plan on cheating successfully.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: Tesseract11]
    #16127853 - 04/23/12 11:52 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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She fucking cheated on you man.
Dump that bitch, no questions ask.




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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: underfliptown]
    #16127864 - 04/23/12 11:56 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

underfliptown said:
Quote:

i like cow poo said:
Quote:

underfliptown said:
You should at least try and get some breakup sex from it. It's the least she could do. She's prolly clean.



Ha what a joke. THE ANSWER TO THAT IS FUCK NO! She fucked one of the most notorious partiers I've heard of FUCK CATCHING and STD.
I'm just real mellow and sad right now, in 30 minutes I'll be taking a chemistry test where I'll be forced to cheat the whole time. Man what a fucking bad day:sad:
Oh and I've fingered her many times she just didn't want to lose her virginity at the time.




hoiw do you plan on cheating successfully.





best way to cheat is type up your notes, put it in size 5 font, cut out the nots after u print it, and fold it in hald and tape it up and boom u got a real easy cheat sheet right in your hands, done it thur all of college, its too easy


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: livenotonevil]
    #16127872 - 04/23/12 11:59 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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livenotonevil said:
Quote:

i like cow poo said:

Should I just straight up dump this bitch.



Sounds like she beat you to it and dumped you bubble gum. :facepalm3:



haha beat me to it. looks like shes been craving for someone to ram a dick in her so she had to look elsewhere since you wouldnt do it.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #16127874 - 04/23/12 12:00 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck her sister or her best friend.


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: i like cow poo] * 2
    #16127876 - 04/23/12 12:01 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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i like cow poo said:
THE ANSWER TO THAT IS FUCK NO! She fucked one of the most notorious partiers I've heard of FUCK CATCHING and STD.




Can you hear the jealous rage. :zaphod:


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Re: Just Found Out I was Cheated On [Re: thoughts]
    #16127877 - 04/23/12 12:01 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Fuck her sister or her best friend.




indeed!


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