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I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend?
    #16029740 - 04/01/12 05:28 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I want to get something cool for her birthday.  She is kind of a new girlfriend, but we have been good friends for two years, dated and hooked up on and off for the past year, and she has been my girlfriend for the past two months. 

It shouldn't be too expensive, it should be thoughtful, I was thinking maybe some kind of fun activity but its difficult for us to get a night off work together. 

I am terrible at thinking of gift ideas...


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16029849 - 04/01/12 05:55 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I am terrible at gifts as well. But I think an activity is on the right track.
I mean, think of your favorite memories together. Was it some object, or some time and place? Go someplace or do something you've been talking about doing for awhile, and give her something related to commemorate?


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Lynnch]
    #16029912 - 04/01/12 06:07 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I recommend letting her have sex with me.

It's the greatest gift one could give.


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #16029944 - 04/01/12 06:14 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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I recommend letting her have sex with me.

It's the greatest gift one could give.




:lol: only so she could realize how inadequate you are in comparison to me :lol:


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16029976 - 04/01/12 06:20 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Yes. I'm sure that's it.

Note the title under my user name.

No-one can compare with a spinner.


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16030059 - 04/01/12 06:37 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

take her horseback riding. girls love that. or the zoo.

If you don't know what to get her I have no idea how we are expected to.


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #16030582 - 04/01/12 08:35 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Yes. I'm sure that's it.

Note the title under my user name.

No-one can compare with a spinner.





Haha that's hilarious.

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take her horseback riding. girls love that. or the zoo.

If you don't know what to get her I have no idea how we are expected to.




IDK, maybe you all have girlfriends who have received gifts from you that they really liked...


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16076545 - 04/11/12 07:02 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Bump.

No one has gotten a gift for their girlfriend that she absolutely loved? 

If you have, what was it?


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16078111 - 04/12/12 12:35 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

DIY photobook

Horseback riding sounds awesome

Picnic and a hike

snowboarding trip

wine tasting

take a class together..maybe cooking or something


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #16078138 - 04/12/12 12:40 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I usually get them a really good apology for why I didn't get them anything.

Honestly dude the point of the gift is that You got something for Her. I could tell you to get her a gun or tickets to six flags, but what makes it good is that it's personal.


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Lynnch]
    #16078148 - 04/12/12 12:43 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)



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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #16078151 - 04/12/12 12:44 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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take a class together..maybe cooking or something





This sounds cool.  Great idea!  Been wanting to do this for a while.  Something like sushi, or maybe a more classical meal like something french.  Then again, I'm an accomplished enough amateur chef and professional cook, I am sure I can just cook something for her that would be very nice.  But a class might be fun!

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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: jboredone]
    #16078185 - 04/12/12 12:50 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Lynnch said:
I usually get them a really good apology for why I didn't get them anything.

Honestly dude the point of the gift is that You got something for Her. I could tell you to get her a gun or tickets to six flags, but what makes it good is that it's personal.




Haha!  yeah.  Which might involve the nice gift you should have got her in the first place. 

But yeah, I wish it was that easy.  Seriously, I always get the dumbest gifts for people.  ANd this is what people always tell me, to think of something special, but i guess i'm not thoughtful enough to do that. 

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I think she would really like this....... http://www.sextoy.com/Fetish-Fantasy-Beginners-Strap-On-for-Him/sku-PD2162-23




Seems like the kind of gift we can both enjoy.  :rofl:

I thought about getting her a cute pair of knee socks that I saw.  I thought this because I don't allow her to wear socks when we are doing it.  I think its weird.  But these are sexy enough that I might allow it. 

IDK, that's kinda dumb though :justdontknow:


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16078203 - 04/12/12 12:55 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Don't trip dude, she'll like whatever you get for her.


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Lynnch]
    #16078233 - 04/12/12 01:02 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

we have the same post count.  weeeird...


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: fbi365]
    #16078270 - 04/12/12 01:13 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

The socks can keep her feet warm and be one less thing on her mind before a better climax.
Just saying.

Anyway, I almost always get a lady a gift that will last a long while and mean something. Frequently this is a book she doesn't have in a series she loves. Alternately, I remember giving someone House on DVD seasons 1-3 and she enjoyed it immensely. Items that she can/will take on upcoming trips/vacations are another idea I can think of. Proves that you've been listening too.

Finally, I would avoid gifts she can wear due to the fact that sizes, colors, and styles are almost always in the eye of the individual. However, with that said you could get by with a gift card to a favorite clothing shop she likes and tell her that you'd love to sit there and watch her try everything on (but don't impose any time restrictions).


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: naturesrevolt]
    #16078539 - 04/12/12 03:09 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Weeeird indeed.... I get to be the evil twin.


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Re: I need birthday gift ideas for my girlfriend? [Re: Lynnch]
    #16080735 - 04/12/12 04:46 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Get an operation so you have a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.

Anything less than this, and no female will be happy, ever.


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