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 rackem
 
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 Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had?  [Re: Psychoslut]
#16063450 - 04/09/12 01:26 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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dunno if thats something to brag about brah
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DeathSpider
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: rackem]
#16063460 - 04/09/12 01:28 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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The worst I have ever done was I blew this guy and then was crawling back up the bed to get back to the pillows and accidentally kneed him in the nuts
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facepockets
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Quote:
DarkMatterOfFact said:
dont you mean mean acquaintance? who fucks there actual friends sister?
This guy.
My dick is my diving rod, and so must be followed in order to find
treasure.
Still friends with both of them.
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rackem
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: facepockets]
#16063470 - 04/09/12 01:33 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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i banged all of my older sisters friends...
its the only perk of being a younger brother
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: DeathSpider]
#16063471 - 04/09/12 01:33 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Doesn't beat OP's but... (M.E. huh? very nice  )
I had a bad experience in college once. Chick just would not, could not get wet.
She came over outa the blue to give me a birthday BJ after I got back from a snowboarding trip one night. That was shweeeeeeet. Seriously, good head.
So another night she comes over and stays the night. We get to fooling around. We're making out and I'm rubbing on her, fingering her, sucking on her ear. She's wriggling all over the place, but that sweet little box is just not wet at all.
But she presses on, I get a rubber on and some lube and we start to go at it. Well I start to go at it. For how physical she was during foreplay, and the awesome head, she's lazy as fuck when it comes to sexy sex.
So after about the 3rd time getting everything lubed back up, I'm started to get annoyed and board fucking a dry pillow. She's moaning and screaming for me to give it to her, go back in there and it's just not working. The condoms getting stretched as fuck and I'm starting to go limp.
She sits up and pulls the rubber off and starts sucking me off. This is good til she lays back down and is SCREAMING at me to give it to her. She wants me to nut in her mouth. Demanding that I nut in her mouth. While giving me an absolutely terrible hand job.
I eventually tell her to just stop, my dick is half limp, sore, and fucking rug burned.
She gets all self conscious and starts freaking out so I deal with all of that too.
I wasn't a dick to her during all of this, I wasn't trying to make her feel bad. The next morning my roomate asked me about it all. I told him it was bad sex, he asked how sex could be bad, i replied that my dick was red as fuck and i hadn't nutted in 24 hours. He figured it was bad.
Oh, somewhere in there I was getting her from behind and smashed her head in the wall... Luckily it was between the studs. She had some gypsum in her hair... LoL
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: DeathSpider]
#16063478 - 04/09/12 01:35 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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DeathSpider said:
The worst I have ever done was I blew this guy and then was crawling back up the bed to get back to the pillows and accidentally kneed him in the nuts
he must have deserved it somehow.
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DarkMatterOfFact
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: DeathSpider] 1
#16063480 - 04/09/12 01:36 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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DeathSpider said:
I've gotten to the point where when it comes to sex, I just say to the guy "All you need to do right now is just lay there and let me do my thing. Once I get off, you can do whatever the hell ya want." I go in without any expectations and I usually end up happy now.
thats cool but spider life and sex is a two way street in my eyes and to me if its not right then you aint gettin your rocks off.
good sex is all about equality.
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rackem
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: FunnyLight]
#16063482 - 04/09/12 01:36 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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gypsum use number 2
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blackhawk
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: rackem]
#16063485 - 04/09/12 01:37 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
rackem said:
i banged all of my older sisters friends...
its the only perk of being a younger brother
This is exactly why if I had kids, I would want girls first. Then the boy gets all the older chicks 
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rackem
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: blackhawk]
#16063486 - 04/09/12 01:38 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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haha so true man.
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DeathSpider
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: rackem]
#16063501 - 04/09/12 01:40 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
passifloracaerulea said:
Quote:
DeathSpider said:
The worst I have ever done was I blew this guy and then was crawling back up the bed to get back to the pillows and accidentally kneed him in the nuts
he must have deserved it somehow.
Eventually he did. He got drunk one night and picked an argument with me and then punched me in the mouth. Dumbass forgot I grew up with two larger, older brothers and I ended up kicking his ass.
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DarkMatterOfFact said:
thats cool but spider life and sex is a two way street in my eyes and to me if its not right then you aint gettin your rocks off.
good sex is all about equality.
It doesn't take much to get me off at all. I remember one time, I think I was on top for all of 20 seconds and boom! This method I work now, just letting the guy do his thing after means he gets a chance to get off as well, and usually I'll get off a few more times too. So it's all good.
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rackem said:
gypsum use number 2
lmao
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DarkMatterOfFact
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: facepockets]
#16063506 - 04/09/12 01:42 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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facepockets said:
Quote:
DarkMatterOfFact said:
dont you mean mean acquaintance? who fucks there actual friends sister?
This guy.
My dick is my diving rod, and so must be followed in order to find
treasure
Quote:
facepockets said:
Quote:
DarkMatterOfFact said:
dont you mean mean acquaintance? who fucks there actual friends sister?
This guy.
My dick is my diving rod, and so must be followed in order to find
treasure.
Still friends with both of them.
bet in ten years they wont be your "friends" haha. trust me i know. im wise
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: blackhawk]
#16063513 - 04/09/12 01:43 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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iQuote:
blackhawk said:
Quote:
rackem said:
i banged all of my older sisters friends...
its the only perk of being a younger brother
This is exactly why if I had kids, I would want girls first. Then the boy gets all the older chicks
i don't know. i never got to actually fuck one of my sisters friends. my kids are the opposite separated by 18 months. i think my boy will be doing fine.
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DeathSpider
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: FunnyLight]
#16063517 - 04/09/12 01:44 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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FunnyLight said:
Chick just would not, could not get wet.
I can't say I have ever had that problem. I just gotta think about a penis and I'm good to go.
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starfire_xes
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THe worst sex I ever heard about, this air force guy i know at a party, he took one of the local town sluts to the back room, and a few minutes later came out running to the bathroom. She had the shits and dumped on him while she was on top. he wasn't to happy. After that she was assigned the nickname 'Shitty Shirley' and im not sure if she ever got laid again in that city.
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: DeathSpider]
#16063537 - 04/09/12 01:49 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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DeathSpider said:
Quote:
FunnyLight said:
Chick just would not, could not get wet.
I can't say I have ever had that problem. I just gotta think about a penis and I'm good to go.
never could understand the whole can't get it up thing either...
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facepockets
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...Been my friends for all of 9 or so years now, and it sure as hell
doesn't look like that's changing. Don't be so sure that your
situation applies so easily to others whose sound vaguely similar to
yours.
 for calling yourself wise.
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DeathSpider
the living dead girl
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Re: What's the worst sex you have ever had? [Re: starfire_xes]
#16063544 - 04/09/12 01:50 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Eww
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rackem
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my sister and i are separated by 2 years.
nothing but good times.
then again i grew up in vegas, so the bar standard may be different.
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DeathSpider
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Quote:
passifloracaerulea said:
never could understand the whole can't get it up thing either...
That's one thing I do not envy you guys for.
If it's whiskey dick.. well..you brought that on yourself. Everything else,....sucks to be you
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