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 Pilz
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 [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic 
#16055098 - 04/07/12 01:34 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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GARDEN CITY -- Police say a naked Boise man admitted to being high on 'magic' mushrooms and marijuana when he was arrested early Tuesday morning.
Garden City Police say they were alerted just before 4 a.m. by citizen tips of a nude man running in traffic. When officers responded, they found 21-year-old Jordan Parley White, completely nude, running in traffic on the Glenwood Bridge over the Boise river.
Officers immediately detained Parley, then called paramedics to evaluate him due to the cold temps and because they suspected he was on drugs.
After searching the area, Officers eventually found Parley's white Toyota abandoned, facing west-bound in the east-bound lanes of Chinden Boulevard. Police did find a small amount of marijuana inside the car.
When questioned, 21-year-old Parley admitted to police that he'd been eating hallucinogenic mushrooms and smoking marijuana at home in Boise's North end earlier in the morning.
Parley was then taken to the Ada County Jail where he was booked on misdemeanor charges of drug possession and being under the influence of a controlled substance in public.
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Beefy1
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Pilz]
#16055127 - 04/07/12 01:40 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I bet that dude was having an awesome time until the pigs showed up.
Look at that smile.
Gonna cost him some money.
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 LewDoja
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Beefy1]
#16055148 - 04/07/12 01:45 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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besides Meridian, ID , Garden City, is the place you DON'T go to after midnight!
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fatal222316
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: LewDoja] 1
#16055729 - 04/07/12 06:14 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Ha Ha yea hes like us monkeys have no need for clothes in magic land. 
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nice1
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Pilz] 5
#16055883 - 04/07/12 08:43 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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why does everyone who does mushrooms run naked? 
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SOUTHERN
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: nice1]
#16056118 - 04/07/12 10:52 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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He was running naked,and book for drug possession..hmmm where was he stashing his stash.. lol
southern
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treesniper119
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: nice1]
#16056121 - 04/07/12 10:52 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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nice1 said:
why does everyone who does mushrooms run naked?
When your clothes feel weird, itchy, and pointless, & Your skin seems like a transparent plastic wrapped tightly around your body, all rubbery feeling, sweaty, growing, moving and flexing to your ever move....then off with the clothes!
Surely everyone who eats magic booms gets that feeling, right?
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: treesniper119] 1
#16056157 - 04/07/12 11:11 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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treesniper119 said:
Surely everyone who eats magic booms gets that feeling, right?
Yes, but only a select few morons act on it and then run out into traffic.
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Nature Boy
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Smoky McPot]
#16056175 - 04/07/12 11:17 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Smoky McPot said:
Yes, but only a select few morons act on it and then run out into traffic.
I would agree, but edit that to read: "Only a select few morons act on it, DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A PSYCHEDELIC and then run out into traffic."
Not likely to come to much harm running naked unless you get poison ivy (LOL) but driving....MAJOR no, no.
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treesniper119
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Nature Boy]
#16056252 - 04/07/12 11:49 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A PSYCHEDELIC = Deserves to be in jail for a week, so you can get your sh!t together. That's extremely dangerous.
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: treesniper119]
#16056566 - 04/07/12 01:30 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Of the three times total that I drove on psychedelics as a youth, it was perhaps one of the most dangerous things I've done in my life.
Definitely my top three. Also up there on my list is driving blackout drunk once. I'm glad I didn't kill anyone since I would've killed myself from guilt already.
People drive fucking terrible to begin with. Substances aren't going to make it any better.
Hell, I saw a wreck yesterday that killed three girls. Some asshole "tried to make it" so they got pushed up onto the curb, next car rear ends them and tin-cans them into a pole. I turned my head in time to see their faces right before they died.
Fuck that, I don't think any driver is "better" on any substance, they're bad enough as is.
Driving under the influence of any substance shouldn't be treated lighter or heavier than another. Then again, I've seen drunk drivers that are better than some people who shouldn't be on the road to begin with.
Either way, bad news bears.
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Dystopia]
#16056828 - 04/07/12 02:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Glad he ditched his car.
No public nudity charge. That's good! 
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Society] 1
#16056892 - 04/07/12 02:54 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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My best mate drives awesome on acid. Never seen anyone operate a car so well on lsd before..
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Beefy1]
#16057100 - 04/07/12 03:41 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Beefy1 said:
I bet that dude was having an awesome time until the pigs showed up.
Look at that smile.
Gonna cost him some money.
Hahaha exactly what I thought.
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: mushiefeet]
#16057425 - 04/07/12 05:08 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Not too surprised. Feels like it was naturally motivated. We'll get a few stories like this year round.
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ToiletDuk
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Pilz]
#16057433 - 04/07/12 05:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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See, kids, this is why you need a trip-sitter.
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: ToiletDuk]
#16058000 - 04/07/12 07:31 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I think that guy in the mug is still tripping with the look of that shit-eating grin on his face. -
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: starfire_xes]
#16058071 - 04/07/12 07:46 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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He sure looks happy in that mugshot.
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: ToiletDuk]
#16058097 - 04/07/12 07:51 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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We need a graemlin!
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Re: [ID] Man high on 'magic' mushrooms runs naked in traffic [Re: Dystopia]
#16061090 - 04/08/12 03:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I agree. That would be a perfect graemlin for representing the nude runners while on shrooms or lsd that get caught. I can see many possibilities in the use of this.
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