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Re: My period is late [Re: Kukaracha]
    #16041605 - 04/04/12 05:03 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Kukaracha said:
Next time, be safe, use steel condoms



:lol:


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Re: My period is late [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #16041618 - 04/04/12 05:09 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
I don't even have any of my normal PMS symptoms. That's what freaking me out.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
:meltdown:  :ffffuuu2:  :icecreamsadness:
I mostly just want to run around screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.



seems like normal pms symptoms to me.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My period is late [Re: SalviNate]
    #16042667 - 04/04/12 01:31 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Normal PMS symptons for the last 15 years for me have been bitchy as hell, emotional as hell, random bursts of diarehha and cramps...none of which I have had.  I am not even very emotional about this subject other than FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK but usually I find myself in a PMS stupor watching girls getting ponies for Christmas or some shit on youtube while bawling my eyes out at least twice during a PMS week.  I haven't done that since February lol.


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Re: My period is late [Re: SalviNate]
    #16042714 - 04/04/12 01:41 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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SalviNate said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
I don't even have any of my normal PMS symptoms. That's what freaking me out.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
:meltdown:  :ffffuuu2:  :icecreamsadness:
I mostly just want to run around screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.



seems like normal pms symptoms to me.



:laugh2:


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Re: My period is late [Re: imachavel]
    #16042830 - 04/04/12 02:10 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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wow, you'd be a great mother :thumbup:




Definitely a better mom than if she made a baby without having the means of supporting it. Quality of life pisses over survival.


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Re: My period is late [Re: Kukaracha]
    #16043685 - 04/04/12 05:03 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Kukaracha said:
Don't let people bullshit you because they think that living in a trailer park is fine. It is not.



:freshwtf:


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Re: My period is late [Re: SoreSpore]
    #16044034 - 04/04/12 06:29 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Regardless of the views on abortion...

I personally can't do birth control.  I've been married almost 16 years, and condoms work just fine.  If you don't like the condom or you're allergic to the latex (I got a friend that is), they make these glycerin suppositories for the coochie, which inserted, melts into a nice slippery mess, but you'll be leaking it out for hours, which is messy.  :rolleyes:

ANYWAY, if you don't show up, it takes some people up to three weeks to show on a peggers test.  If it doesn't show and your period doesn't sneak up on you, definitely go to the doctor.  Don't play around with that shit, it would suck for something to turn green and fall out.  :eek: (Cervical cancer, uterine cancer, fallopian cysts...there's bucketfuls of nastiness you can get as a HEALTHY individual, not to mention whatever cooties you can catch for playing around with cootie-ridden people.  Just sayin'.)


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Re: My period is late [Re: trulyknotmadly]
    #16044249 - 04/04/12 07:26 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Thanks for all the replies guys, I just really needed to post this somewhere because I can't rant in my head to myself about this subject it will just stress myself out.

I'm due for a physical soon anyway, especially with introducing a new partner to my life, so I'll be asking her anyway if I don't get my period in the next week or so.


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Re: My period is late [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16048439 - 04/05/12 05:00 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

In my experience, chicks start freaking out if its a even a day late.  Then they tell the guy they might be pregnant, which totally fucks the guys head.  Then a week later their period starts. And  "oh sorry, I was just late." 

You are doing this.

Don't do this....


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Re: My period is late [Re: fbi365]
    #16048511 - 04/05/12 05:15 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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fbi365 said:
In my experience, chicks start freaking out if its a even a day late.  Then they tell the guy they might be pregnant, which totally fucks the guys head.  Then a week later their period starts. And  "oh sorry, I was just late." 

You are doing this.

Don't do this....



It fucks with the girls head too!  Also, if he was part of an "accident" that occurred earlier in the month, I think he has every reason to know as soon as something seems awry.  Some guys would even get mad if their girlfriend didn't mention anything when she's usually very regular!


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Re: My period is late [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16048611 - 04/05/12 05:36 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Be sure to report back, OP.


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Re: My period is late [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #16048684 - 04/05/12 05:50 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

fbi365 said:
In my experience, chicks start freaking out if its a even a day late.  Then they tell the guy they might be pregnant, which totally fucks the guys head.  Then a week later their period starts. And  "oh sorry, I was just late." 

You are doing this.

Don't do this....



It fucks with the girls head too!  Also, if he was part of an "accident" that occurred earlier in the month, I think he has every reason to know as soon as something seems awry.  Some guys would even get mad if their girlfriend didn't mention anything when she's usually very regular!




It's just funny that every girl I have heard this from said "and I'm never late."  Haha.  Periods aren't perfect cycles.  And they can change due to a lot of external factors.


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Re: My period is late [Re: fbi365]
    #16048737 - 04/05/12 06:00 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Pregnancy tests work by checking your golden shower for a hormone called human chorionic gonadotropin. It's produced by the placenta after fertilization. If you're going to take another test, the urine from when you first wake up is the most concentrated, and that makes it the best!

You may already know this.


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Re: My period is late [Re: 1ve5w4hu]
    #16049768 - 04/05/12 09:38 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I will take the firstborn.

And one day,

HE WILL BE KING!


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Re: My period is late [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16051122 - 04/06/12 03:15 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

IME, stress from being late makes girls more late.


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Re: My period is late [Re: rodfarva]
    #16051687 - 04/06/12 09:13 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Find the dad , get him drunk . slip something in his drink to knock him out . Tie him up and put that big black strap on and teach his ass a lesson .

ps - works best if you dont use lube .whos crying now bitch


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Re: My period is late [Re: mandrax360]
    #16051712 - 04/06/12 09:31 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

OP should stuff herself with parsley and induce herbal abortion.


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Re: My period is late [Re: mellowparty]
    #16083965 - 04/13/12 10:51 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

IT CAME. It was the most painful, hormonally imbalanced complete utter bs period I've ever experienced.  Stomach did flips for days but man am I glad that is over with.
Thanks for the support and space to rant.


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Re: My period is late [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #16084773 - 04/13/12 02:23 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

:borat:


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Re: My period is late [Re: rodfarva]
    #16095157 - 04/15/12 10:55 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

:grin:

Hey, doll, no judgement here.  Sounds like you need to hit up the good doctor, have a spread and let him have a looksie.  Could be a lot of not-so-happy-things, like a ovarian cyst, which they have meds for.


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