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 Ha!... (nerds revenge) 
#16036965 - 04/03/12 05:06 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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So, back in highschool I was a pretty quiet kid, well, that's a lie, I used to get into alotta shit, but most people never saw it and thought I was quiet...I was very unassuming and kinda awkward though, and I definitely was not popular by any stretch of the imagination; I used to get a bit of shit from the 'cool kids', some of them were real cocks to me sometimes tbh. I had only a few good friends at school, but I barely ever hung out with them after school. Thing was though, I had a group of really fucking crazy older friends who I used to hang out with pretty much every day, they had heaps of awesome cars, guns, and explosives, shit was like Fast & Furious meets Lord of War. They were also chronic pissheads (but weren't into drugs much), they pretty much sponsored all of my drunkenness through highschool until I bought a distiller. From the age of 14-on I was doing some pretty fucking funny and crazy shit with these guys, some of the shit we did was fucking incredible...but no-one at school knew, I let out a few stories, but people never believed them so I stopped sharing. Then after school I fell in with a bunch of crazy hardcore punks that loved to do some really fucking awesome depraved shit, and were strangely enough really well connected to the main drug distributors in my state and also the raving underground (this is a complete lie, I'm just making shit up); so we basically had fuck-tons of free or dirt cheap gear and ended up in some pretty fucking crazy and funny situations.
Fastforward to today, six years after highschool, and I start dating this really fucking awesome girl. We hit it off like nobodies business, shit gets serious, really serious - like she wants to marry me and have my babies serious (funny that; she said she was strictly opposed to getting married or having kids before she met me). This girl though, is like BEST friends with the 'cool guys' from highschool, I'm not stretching the truth at all, she's pretty much the centre of their circle, they hang out a lot, well at least used to.
So, this girl has a pretty big mouth, and ever since meeting her she's been telling all the former cool guys all about me, including the fucking funny and crazy shit I used to and still do to get up to, which conveniently enough she can verify because she actually knows some of the people from these stories. I start hearing the few stories her former cool kid friends have, and they are fucking weak as anything, these guys were, and still are lame as fuck. They can't even get decent drugs, and I can get everything top quality for cheap as fuck, shit, she's even been there to see people come out to my place just to give me free drugs! And really good free drugs at that too. Ha. And, she's been telling them all about my junk as well; I'm lucky enough to have a pretty damn big cock (8.5") which is straight and solid and very handsome, as well as a real nice, and I mean real nice set of balls (Anonymous #27 in the cock thread). Whenever she gets drunk she starts describing in grueling detail how fucking big and amazing my cock is and have perfect my balls are to her friends, including the cool guys. And she would know what a good cock is too, she's been around the block a fair few times, and her friends know this all too well. Its just funny as fuck that after all the shit I got in highschool from these guys, they are now learning pretty fucking well they should have been worshiping me the whole time and probably regret not being involved in the shit I used to do. Ha. Some of them still don't like me, but you can tell they are jealous, though my smug-as-fuck grin probably doesn't help.
Also, I'm now finishing off my degree and got some pretty damn good career aspects, whereas most of these guys are unemployed or doing menial jobs. Some do have decent careers though, I will admit.
Reads better than some lame teen B-movie!
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Anonymous #2
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Anonymous #1 said:
So, back in highschool I was a pretty quiet kid, well, that's a lie, I used to get into alotta shit, but most people never saw it and thought I was quiet...I was very unassuming and kinda awkward though, and I definitely was not popular by any stretch of the imagination; I used to get a bit of shit from the 'cool kids', some of them were real cocks to me sometimes tbh. I had only a few good friends at school, but I barely ever hung out with them after school. Thing was though, I had a group of really fucking crazy older friends who I used to hang out with pretty much every day, they had heaps of awesome cars, guns, and explosives, shit was like Fast & Furious meets Lord of War. They were also chronic pissheads (but weren't into drugs much), they pretty much sponsored all of my drunkenness through highschool until I bought a distiller. From the age of 14-on I was doing some pretty fucking funny and crazy shit with these guys, some of the shit we did was fucking incredible...but no-one at school knew, I let out a few stories, but people never believed them so I stopped sharing. Then after school I fell in with a bunch of crazy hardcore punks that loved to do some really fucking awesome depraved shit, and were strangely enough really well connected to the main drug distributors in my state and also the raving underground (this is a complete lie, I'm just making shit up); so we basically had fuck-tons of free or dirt cheap gear and ended up in some pretty fucking crazy and funny situations.
Fastforward to today, six years after highschool, and I start dating this really fucking awesome girl. We hit it off like nobodies business, shit gets serious, really serious - like she wants to marry me and have my babies serious (funny that; she said she was strictly opposed to getting married or having kids before she met me). This girl though, is like BEST friends with the 'cool guys' from highschool, I'm not stretching the truth at all, she's pretty much the centre of their circle, they hang out a lot, well at least used to.
So, this girl has a pretty big mouth, and ever since meeting her she's been telling all the former cool guys all about me, including the fucking funny and crazy shit I used to and still do to get up to, which conveniently enough she can verify because she actually knows some of the people from these stories. I start hearing the few stories her former cool kid friends have, and they are fucking weak as anything, these guys were, and still are lame as fuck. They can't even get decent drugs, and I can get everything top quality for cheap as fuck, shit, she's even been there to see people come out to my place just to give me free drugs! And really good free drugs at that too. Ha. And, she's been telling them all about my junk as well; I'm lucky enough to have a pretty damn big cock (8.5") which is straight and solid and very handsome, as well as a real nice, and I mean real nice set of balls (Anonymous #27 in the cock thread). Whenever she gets drunk she starts describing in grueling detail how fucking big and amazing my cock is and have perfect my balls are to her friends, including the cool guys. And she would know what a good cock is too, she's been around the block a fair few times, and her friends know this all too well. Its just funny as fuck that after all the shit I got in highschool from these guys, they are now learning pretty fucking well they should have been worshiping me the whole time and probably regret not being involved in the shit I used to do. Ha. Some of them still don't like me, but you can tell they are jealous, though my smug-as-fuck grin probably doesn't help.
Also, I'm now finishing off my degree and got some pretty damn good career aspects, whereas most of these guys are unemployed or doing menial jobs. Some do have decent careers though, I will admit.
Reads better than some lame teen B-movie!
Why type so much just to say you do drugs, bang a girl who everyones banged, are a nerd, and love your wiener... You should have said, " I do drugs, bang a girl who everyones banged, am a nerd, and love my wiener."
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Anonymous #1
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I guess I cheapened the story with some poorly placed exaggerations; she's not really a slut, she's just fucked a few more guys than most, and I'm not really a nerd, people at highschool just thought I was...the reality couldn't have been more different. I do love my wiener though, no denying that. But your over-simplification turns the story into something it is not, that is why.
Shit, if I had time to explain all the details, I'm sure you wouldn't be such a negative-Nancy.
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Anonymous #3
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So six years after high school and you're still obsessing over how you were a tool in high school.
Some things never change I guess.
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Anonymous #2
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I think it's a typo. Think he meant he graduates in six years. If you're serious, you funny...
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Anonymous #4
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Nerd revenge is only proper when it involves actual nerd skills to get back at people, such as converting a motion sensor air freshener to release a puff of propionic acid (cat vomit odor) upon moving and mounting that in the jock's car.
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Anonymous #5
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DUDE, who is really going to read that shit?
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Anonymous #6
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DUDE, who is really going to read that shit?
I gave it an honest shot. Once I realized the first paragraph was going nowhere, I skipped to the second. I quickly gave up after I read "like nobodies business." Who says that shit.
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Anonymous #1
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Ha, whatever, I don't give a fuck what you think; I didn't come here to post some shit to make you sad geeks feel good about yourselves, was just expressing myself, the funny shit that's happening right now.
My life is fucking awesome, I've done shit most of y'all wouldn't even dream of, most of my stories put people in a state of shock and disbelief; plus I've got a fucking awesome girl who's incredibly intelligent, kinky as fuck, loves to trip, and cooks like a pro. Y'all niggers probably go on a date with Palmela Handerson every night, and play WoW in the weekend.
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Anonymous #7
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You're awesome playa, you showed them jocks whats up.
Give me a fat slut that cooks and cleans and I'm sittin stoked.
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Anonymous #8
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you sound really cool brah.
Nah but seriously, i didnt read a word you wrote.
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Anonymous #9
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Lol insecure much dude? Someone please give this guy some blankets, he needs to warm up he's soo cool...
Thanks for the laugh 
Did you think about how they're prob laughing at you, because you're dating one of the "cool" kids groupie hoes? 
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #5 said:
DUDE, who is really going to read that shit?
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Anonymous #11
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I'm not sure what the point of this post is... you don't sound like a nerd to me, you just sound like a run-of-the-mill career dork with an ego sized proportionately to his dick (significantly bigger than average, but could be bigger).
(Nerds don't have problems with authority; they don't have friends with guns and nice cars; they are completely invested in their studies, totally sober, and the size of their dick, aside from extreme cases like d>9" or d<3", is irrelevant to their self-image or their success with women.)
What the hell is your major? I'd like to know how solid your "career aspects" are. 
Edited by Anonymous (04/03/12 07:15 PM)
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous #1 said:
My life is fucking awesome, I've done shit most of y'all wouldn't even dream of, most of my stories put people in a state of shock and disbelief; plus I've got a fucking awesome girl who's incredibly intelligent, kinky as fuck, loves to trip, and cooks like a pro. Y'all niggers probably go on a date with Palmela Handerson every night, and play WoW in the weekend.
The only thing we got from your story was that SIX years after high school, you still care what the jocks think. You still live in the same town, run in the same circles, and associate with the same people.
You don't have a career, only "career prospects" and haven't graduated college.
What stories do you have that are so awesome? Because getting good drugs, and getting "really fucked up", aren't that great of achievements. Neither is having a girlfriend.
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous #1 said:
My life is fucking awesome, I've done shit most of y'all wouldn't even dream of, most of my stories put people in a state of shock and disbelief; plus I've got a fucking awesome girl who's incredibly intelligent, kinky as fuck, loves to trip, and cooks like a pro. Y'all niggers probably go on a date with Palmela Handerson every night, and play WoW in the weekend.
The only thing we got from your story was that SIX years after high school, you still care what the jocks think. You still live in the same town, run in the same circles, and associate with the same people.
You don't have a career, only "career prospects" and haven't graduated college.
What stories do you have that are so awesome? Because getting good drugs, and getting "really fucked up", aren't that great of achievements. Neither is having a girlfriend.
I actually just about to graduate from college with a degree in music, gonna become a music specialist or professor or some shit.
LOL, I have actually lived in two diferent cities since HS, I was just back to catch up with my bro's n shit.
I would share stories, but y'all wouldn't believe it anyhows, but i'm a real high roller, my friend Vido has a fucken mean club, well its his cousins bfs place, but we VIP that shit every weekend.
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Anonymous #11
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It's cool that you follow your passions enough to see the value in a music degree, but I wouldn't go around bragging about it unless you want your ego crushed by somebody who has a degree in mathematics, one of the hard sciences, or heaven forbid, business management or law.
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Anonymous #9
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I figure a business degree is for the comp outs?
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Anonymous #12
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A lot of the kids that thought I was a 'skeevy stoner' are od'ing on heroin. It's kinda fucked up
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Anonymous #13
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Dude, its 6 years after high school, who gives a shit? Social cliques carry little relevance after high school unless you are in a gang.
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