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Anonymous #1

My wife won't let me sleep with other women...
    #15976831 - 03/21/12 04:51 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

No sleeping with other women.  I can't even have sex with them.  But she does have a life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary...

Any ideas?


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Anonymous #2

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #15976836 - 03/21/12 04:52 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Scuba diving in Australia.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #15976895 - 03/21/12 05:00 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fleshlight.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #15976923 - 03/21/12 05:06 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fuck other women anyway. :shrug:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15976937 - 03/21/12 05:10 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Fuck other women anyway. :shrug:


I don't know if she would mind that.  She just said I couldn't have sex with them or sleep with them.  we never mentioned fucking.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15976970 - 03/21/12 05:18 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Teach your wife to fuck better and be a man and take care of her.

:facepalm:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #15977020 - 03/21/12 05:28 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
Teach your wife to fuck better and be a man and take care of her.

:facepalm:


She's pretty fucking awesome at it already, and I take care of her.  Any other suggestions?


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Anonymous #6

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #15978847 - 03/22/12 12:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Learn how to be a better troll.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15979887 - 03/22/12 07:14 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Learn how to be a better troll.



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Anonymous #7

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15979911 - 03/22/12 07:27 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

ask her to do a threesome for your birthday or something


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Anonymous #8

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15979934 - 03/22/12 07:47 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Learn how to be a better troll.




Also, see if you can fuck other guys.....or better yet, if they can fuck you.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #15979939 - 03/22/12 07:52 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Also, see if you can fuck other guys.....or better yet, if they can fuck you.


Tried that too...she's having none of it.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15979946 - 03/22/12 07:56 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

this may be of assistance:




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Anonymous #9

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15979958 - 03/22/12 08:04 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Try wife swapping?


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Anonymous #10

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15979988 - 03/22/12 08:31 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Scuba diving in Australia.



Hahahahahahahahaha. High five!


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Anonymous #11

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #15980186 - 03/22/12 10:19 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Do her up the butt


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Anonymous #1

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #15980194 - 03/22/12 10:21 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Do her up the butt


Did that on Sunday...it had been awhile...Good times.


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Anonymous #11

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15980201 - 03/22/12 10:23 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Do her up the butt


Did that on Sunday...it had been awhile...Good times.



Feels good man...


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Anonymous #12

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #15981325 - 03/22/12 03:23 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Murder


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Anonymous #13

Re: My wife won't let me sleep with other women... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15982692 - 03/22/12 08:24 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

The solution to your problem is all in the wording. You can't fuck them, but they can fuck you. Make those bitches do all the work.


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