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Kada said:
When your doing home repairs, check with the local habitat for humanity restore shop first. I do home repairs and can save anyone loads of cash. I replaced a water heater for $160 that was quoted a $1200 job by someone else.

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The Ecstatic said:
i work at a car dealership.

We often don't fully fix unsafe trade-ins before we sell them on the used car lot.

Same markup, lower overhead, higher bonuses for the fat fucks who do nothing all day.

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The Ecstatic said:
i work at a car dealership.


We often don't fully fix unsafe trade-ins before we sell them on the used car lot.

Same markup, lower overhead, higher bonuses for the fat fucks who do nothing all day.

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easytoremember said:
kandikitty, I definitely want more disgusting horror stories from the tanning salon.  I tanned for a couple of weeks a few years back.  it made me feel better because i had been missing the sunlight for aa few months.  I wore undies and i didnt piss in the trash can.  Im suprised "going Postal" hasnt turned into "Going tanning salon".

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On behalf of all tanning employees, thanks for not pissing in the garbage. We appreciate it.

Let's see, I had a 60 year old guy tell me he wants one of the rooms in the back because "he likes to moan when he masturbates". I use latex gloves, heavy sanitizer, and industrial lysol when he leaves a bed.

I had a 17 year old girl take a huge shit (like full on huge log) in the garbage in a room directly across from the bathroom. I put her on a temporary ban from tanning for 2 months but she never came back after that. But I still had to clean it and the stench permeated the salon for the entire day.

We have drop-down ceilings and one room had an awful smell being emitted from it and so I moved the ceiling tiles and there was a garbage bag up there with piss and shit in it. Someone tied up the baggie and put it in the ceiling so we wouldn't notice it directly after they left.

I've had someone trail menstrual blood from a booth all the way to the bathroom. I had to mop it up.

Oh my god, there's so many awful stories its hard to remember every single one. You'd be surprised how often it happens. We use really strong, industrial sanitizers which destroy most shit. But having to clean that stuff as part of your job is so degrading. I have to stand up there, smile, look friendly & sweet, and sell expensive lotion, all the while cleaning beds like a maid, and wipe up shit like a nurse.

What really drives me nuts is people who are not aware of their own B.O. These like 400lb women come into the salon, smelling before they get in, lay in a bed and sweat buckets, and then I have to go in with a hand towel and wipe up their butt & back sweat and try not to gag on their chicken-soup smelling B.O. Just got a body spray for like $3 at Walmart for the love of god!!!!

I've had really obese women crack the acrylic on the bed because they're so big. The beds actually have a weight limit of 250lbs. If you're over that, your're supposed to go in a booth. But no one is really comfortable saying that to someone so we often have to change the acrylics of beds.

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rackem said:
you wouldnt happened to work for "whos calling" would you?

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rackem said:
ive been in dealerships for the better part of 9 years.

i would never ask for help to buy a car.

cant exactly wrap my brain around what you do exactly though

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rackem said:
ohh gotcha.. i heard about this a few years ago. when it was still a very small startup (or something very very similar)

you get kick backs on the leads you give to the salesguy?

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