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Anonymous #1
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 Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small  [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15900841 - 03/04/12 10:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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So I guess what it was that happened is im not sure it was my penis or not but she still had a crush on her ex boyfriend. So I guess during the time me and her were broke up she slept with him but then his girl friend found out and wants to kick her ass and she said that he totally dissed her for the other girl and she said she made a mistake and misses me. I miss her too and im kind of upset with her but she says it’s no big deal because we were broken up. I’m kind of upset especially because he has a bigger penis but she has a point too that we were separated so it is ok. I feel like taking her back but I don’t know, she says she s sure now and is sorry about the penis stuff.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]  1
#15900904 - 03/04/12 10:35 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Thanks for keeping this going, OT (original troll).
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Anonymous #9
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15901310 - 03/04/12 11:56 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Confirmt troll.
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Anonymous #44
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #9]
#15901343 - 03/05/12 12:02 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Best anon thread in a LONG time.
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Anonymous #45
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #44]
#15901398 - 03/05/12 12:13 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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how many fucking boards you going ask the same question OP..
yes your dick is to small get over it fagot..
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Anonymous #4
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #45]
#15901777 - 03/05/12 01:55 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #45 said:
How many fucking boards are you going to ask the same question on OP..
Yes your dick is too small, get over it faggot..
Fixed, no need to thank me.
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Anonymous #46
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15902468 - 03/05/12 08:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I need to check anon more often. I LOL'd at this: "I hate my penis very much right now.."
-Preparation H
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Anonymous #14
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #46]
#15902547 - 03/05/12 09:12 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Dude just kill yourself, OP. You're not gonna get by in this world with a tiny dick. You know it, I know it, we all know it.
It's over, man. It's fucking over. The quicker you accept this the better.
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Anonymous #47
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #14]
#15902556 - 03/05/12 09:17 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Dump her and go out with some hot little asian girl, and the two of you will fall in love and live happily ever after. Trust me.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #47]
#15902597 - 03/05/12 09:43 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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That won't fly either. Even a tiny asian chick will be like WTF OMG WTF when she gets a glimpse of OP's two centimeter peter. He's fucked. Life is over for OP as he knows it.
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Anonymous #48
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #47]
#15902638 - 03/05/12 10:04 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #47 said:
Dump her and go out with some hot little asian girl, and the two of you will fall in love and live happily ever after. Trust me.
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Anonymous #30
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15903746 - 03/05/12 03:35 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
So I guess what it was that happened is im not sure it was my penis or not but she still had a crush on her ex boyfriend. So I guess during the time me and her were broke up she slept with him but then his girl friend found out and wants to kick her ass and she said that he totally dissed her for the other girl and she said she made a mistake and misses me. I miss her too and im kind of upset with her but she says it’s no big deal because we were broken up. I’m kind of upset especially because he has a bigger penis but she has a point too that we were separated so it is ok. I feel like taking her back but I don’t know, she says she s sure now and is sorry about the penis stuff.
Dude. Can you say opportunity?
Goad the two girls into fighting each other. Have the other one beat the shit out of your girlfriend.
Then fuck her after she wins!
Then call the cops and get her sent to jail for assault.
Now you and her boyfriend can live happily ever after. <3
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Anonymous #49
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #30]
#15903810 - 03/05/12 03:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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This is the dumbest shit ever.....
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Anonymous #36
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #49]
#15906263 - 03/05/12 11:24 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #49 said:
This is the dumbest shit ever.....
don't poop on the party brah
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15906689 - 03/06/12 12:54 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #7 said:
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Anonymous #13 said:
Benefits aren't worth the risk, then.
OP should give it a go, though.
 You dick.
When I wrote this I wasn't trying to be an ass...
But that's totally how it came out 
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Anonymous #4 said:
So should my friend's boyfriend with condoms that don't cover half my only slightly above average sized cock! Not that I'd recommend it to him... too personal and weird.
I'm calling bullshit. I can stretch a regular condom over my whole fucking head, it's latex. You obviously are a little kid that don't know how to use a condom
Methinks it is you who does not know how...
If you have to pull on it and stretch it to cover your whole cock, that's going to be very very uncomfortable, leave no room to shoot your load and probably hurt. Yeah I probably could have stretched it right out to get my cock in there... but it would have been a terrible idea. Also (even though they're strong as hell) I'm not gonna risk it ripping and getting some chick pregnant over what would have been the most uncomfortable sex of my life. I stand by my decision to not use the half-sized condom. Also I'm clearly not trying to gain fame or anything... we're anonymous. Chill your grill!
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Anonymous #1 said:
So I guess what it was that happened is im not sure it was my penis or not but she still had a crush on her ex boyfriend. So I guess during the time me and her were broke up she slept with him but then his girl friend found out and wants to kick her ass and she said that he totally dissed her for the other girl and she said she made a mistake and misses me. I miss her too and im kind of upset with her but she says it’s no big deal because we were broken up. I’m kind of upset especially because he has a bigger penis but she has a point too that we were separated so it is ok. I feel like taking her back but I don’t know, she says she s sure now and is sorry about the penis stuff.
I'd take her back and tell her I loved her and missed her and all that shit, just so I'd get laid all the time. Don't get all emotional on it, just lie to her and use her. She's a bitch, it's what she deserves. While you're with her, look for a better girl and when you find one, dump her ass.
Might be a bit low, but she took it that low first, y'know?
Be sure to mention her massive gaping black hole of a vag when you dump her for another chick. Your revenge will then be complete!
Also to whoever said DSHSB... right on!
Another option is to tell her you want to experiment with bondage play, tie her up, have your fun, take some pics for later (you're not getting laid again lol) then leave. Do this in an awkward location for bonus points and in public for the big jackpot. Post the pics on one of those ex-gf porn sites... or the shroomery 
Edited by Anonymous (03/06/12 01:24 AM)
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Anonymous #48
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15909233 - 03/06/12 04:06 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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He's never ever going to leave her. He's so attached that he doesn't even see how much she is walking all over him and he's going to go back to her without a second thought.
This poor little asian guy should be with another calm, quiet, needy asian girl who treats him right, not some dumb, slutty white trash highschool bitch who doesn't even know what the fuck she wants but will hurt as many people as she deems necessary to get it.
That's just 
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Anonymous #19
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #48]
#15909276 - 03/06/12 04:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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This kid is a troll and has a chode
He deserves to be alone either way
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Anonymous #50
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #19]
#15909531 - 03/06/12 05:22 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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A bitch that would say that isn't worth it, and must be loose.
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Anonymous #51
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15909967 - 03/06/12 07:04 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Don't feel bad OP, my dick is 8 inches long, yet I'm cursed with a downward curve. Bah!
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Anonymous #52
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #25]
#15911842 - 03/07/12 12:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #25 said:
Tell her she's a slut with a huge loose pussy. Tell her it feels like fucking a jar of mayo.
Golden bro
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