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Anonymous #1
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 Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong 
#15892579 - 03/02/12 11:52 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Okay, so I've only been on a manscaping mission a few times...
Had a manscaping accident one time with a razor and never tried THAT again.
This time I used hair clippers (the electric buzzing kind for your head - no, not THAT head, the other one) and had me another accident. Like a complete fucking idiot I held the moving blades perpendicular to my wanger and tried to do a touch up around the base and now I have 4 dots in a row, the leftmost one bled freely (an alarming amount of blood!) and the other 3 get lighter as they go from left to right.
That was fucking dumb.
But on a plus side, I'm looking good!
Went for a #4 for the bulk of it, a #2 to tidy up the edges and to trim my hairy sack, and a #0 around the base. Angles get pretty tricky so you sorta have to get a little creative... But I should have followed common sense. I was like "this seems like a bad idea... nah, fuck it!" - should have tested on a less sensitive region first
After a rinse and dry I used a square of toilet paper to stop the bleeding, which worked (and I'm glad). I hope my pork sword is ready for use once more in the near future... I was sort of tidying up for a big date 
Go ahead and share your stories, or just have a laugh at my expense.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15892750 - 03/03/12 12:41 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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 I use a beard trimmer. Never happened to me. My dick is made of titanium alloy though.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #2]
#15892811 - 03/03/12 12:59 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I have hair like growing up my dick shaft so Ive been a manscaper for a loooong time. Even though i know this is overboard, honestly the best thing i ever did was get laser hair removal on my dick. It hurts a little but the hair just falls out a couple days later and doesn't come back for months. no stubble, and razer burn or bleeding, no folicle bumps, its awesome. I quit doing it though because it was expensive and now almost all the hair grew back because i didn't do it enough.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15893063 - 03/03/12 02:34 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:
I use a beard trimmer. Never happened to me. My dick is made of titanium alloy though.
I'd use a beard trimmer but I can't afford one. Nabbed the head shaver from my parents' house seeing as it's been out of action since I was knee high to a grasshopper.
Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
I have hair like growing up my dick shaft so Ive been a manscaper for a loooong time. Even though i know this is overboard, honestly the best thing i ever did was get laser hair removal on my dick. It hurts a little but the hair just falls out a couple days later and doesn't come back for months. no stubble, and razer burn or bleeding, no folicle bumps, its awesome. I quit doing it though because it was expensive and now almost all the hair grew back because i didn't do it enough.
If you can go through that, then more power to you!
For me, a stranger handling my junk is a no-no (unless they're hot and female, and it's a sexual thing... then it's a yes-yes) and so is laser pointing at my dick. I know it's only skin deep and pretty much impossible for it to damage my man-tackle but I'm weird so
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15893190 - 03/03/12 03:10 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Eh, you're new to the manscaping thing, shit happens. Happened to me a couple of times.
Use the electric trimmer ONLY for the top, never on the balls or shaft. You can't really trim the balls or shaft, have to shave it. Use a Gilette Fusion razor(least likely to give you cuts) on the balls and shaft, and only after/during a hot shower. Those 2-3 blade razors= your junk bleeds. If you have to shave the shaft, shave WITH the direction of hair growth, not against it. That actually goes for shaving all of the pubes. WITH the direction of hair growth. Otherwise you're gonna be in a world of itch/pain for the next week.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15893424 - 03/03/12 04:35 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I use a beard trimmer on my shaft with no problems.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #5]
#15893439 - 03/03/12 04:48 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I have no idea how in the flying fuck someone shaves their balls with a razor... I think I would end up with more cuts than I started with hair.
Thanks for the advice though...
I just don't see how even with the utmost of care one could keep a flat surface to shave and avoid slicing one's sack open.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15894290 - 03/03/12 01:27 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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That's why you gotta do the hot shower man. You gotta get them in "it's the middle of July in Georgia and you've been outside for two hours" dangle mode. Much easier to create flat surfaces then.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15897143 - 03/04/12 02:29 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Today my purple headed yoghurt slinger is visibly bruised and all scabby and stuff 
When having my morning hand shandy I could only stroke a bit over half of my shaft... I didn't let it get me down, though as it gave ol' handjoulina joulie and palmela handerson a welcome challenge. Your time don't matter as long as you cross that finish line!
I am also having a lot of fun remembering the more creative names for my penis, so at least something good came of it
Also, thanks for the tip #4!
That one really puzzled me up until now.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15897663 - 03/04/12 05:24 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
I have hair like growing up my dick shaft so Ive been a manscaper for a loooong time.
you circumcised?
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #6]
#15898677 - 03/04/12 01:16 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Dang, I thought this thread was about me, 
-shLong
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #7]
#15898688 - 03/04/12 01:20 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Havent had an accident since I was around 16, and I use a disposable razor and get it all off every 1-2 weeks
Edited by Anonymous (03/05/12 12:36 PM)
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Manscaping accident - bleeding schlong [Re: Anonymous #8]
#15900572 - 03/04/12 09:23 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Ouchh. Glad my organs are better hidden from the blade.
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