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Anonymous #9

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888966 - 03/02/12 05:28 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Alright, here's some sound advice.

7 weeks isn't a long time. 7 months-year is a different story. Now I understand she is your first gf. I was very attached to my first gf and actually fell in love with her but that was 10 months of playing her game. She would make out with other guys and tell me I wasn't giving her enough attention. then I was "smothering" her. She was just plain cold-hearted bitch. In your case, you've been dating her for 7 weeks, she took your virginity.

She says you can't satisfy her and doesn't want to have sex with you again, but want to still be "with" you. to me that translates to: "I don't want to be alone so you are my boyfriend until I find a keeper, but I'm not fucking you again." She talks about her ex's penis so she is fantasizing of other dicks. She sounds like a toxic witch and if I were you I'd drop her before she does more emotional damage to you, say 1-6 months down the road.

Also, you told her you loved her, she responded with: "How sweet." Not "I love you too", not even "I like you". Just "how fucking sweet". Realize this shit dude.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888973 - 03/02/12 05:32 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
i don't think its as simple as just ending the relationship after all me and her have been through together. 




I thought that you've been dating 7 weeks?  You haven't been through jack shit.

The problem is that you've just lost your virginity at age 24, so you're still thinking of life & love in the idealized terms of a 16- to 18-y.-o. 

Now that you have that virginity thing out of the fucking way, you should go out, meet lots of people, go on dates, take chances, be true to yourself and, when it feels right, have sex.

Five years from now I GUARANTEE you won't be looking back think "If only (sniff) I'd sent her one more text message saying how much I love her..."  You'll be wondering why the fuck you weren't enjoying your fucking youth.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15888981 - 03/02/12 05:34 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Alright, here's some sound advice.

7 weeks isn't a long time. 7 months-year is a different story. Now I understand she is your first gf. I was very attached to my first gf and actually fell in love with her but that was 10 months of playing her game. She would make out with other guys and tell me I wasn't giving her enough attention. then I was "smothering" her. She was just plain cold-hearted bitch. In your case, you've been dating her for 7 weeks, she took your virginity.

She says you can't satisfy her and doesn't want to have sex with you again, but want to still be "with" you. to me that translates to: "I don't want to be alone so you are my boyfriend until I find a keeper, but I'm not fucking you again." She talks about her ex's penis so she is fantasizing of other dicks. She sounds like a toxic witch and if I were you I'd drop her before she does more emotional damage to you, say 1-6 months down the road.

Also, you told her you loved her, she responded with: "How sweet." Not "I love you too", not even "I like you". Just "how fucking sweet". Realize this shit dude.




I agree with all of the above, esp. the last paragraph.

Toxic witch.  It might take you a few years to realize, but you will, eventually.


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Anonymous #10

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15888986 - 03/02/12 05:37 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Find a small asian girl, im fuckin god




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Anonymous #11

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15888990 - 03/02/12 05:40 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

With that size penis you need to go after little fit girls. Nice taught pussy and easy to handle. 7 weeks ain't shit bro I just ended an 8 year Marraige. We had two houses a kid 3 cars a whole ton of shit and I had to give that junkie whore nearly half of it. I got my son that's all that matters. Move on she has. There's been countless times I've gone and fucked quite a few ex's while they were in a relationship tell her to spin em geek and move on. Great dick for anal+++


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Anonymous #12

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888997 - 03/02/12 05:45 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
My girlfriend (of 7 weeks) said my penis was too small to satisfy her...And that her ex boyfriends penis was bigger than mine and he satisfied her more than I do. My penis is 4.5 inches long and 3.5 inches in circumference..I was never really insecure about my penis before she said this.

She didn't even say it because she was mad with me or anything but when we were making out the other day she said she didn't want to go any further again because she said last time we had sex she really wasn't impressed with the size of my penis because she expected it to be much bigger like her ex boyfriends but she didn't want to say anything at the time because she thought it would be awkward (We had sex for the first time about a week ago).

She said she doesn't want to have sex with me anymore..But she said she loves me a lot and she is physically attracted to me but my penis is too small..

Im in love with her and i really want to have sex with her again how can i make her keep loving me?





Well they make those cock extender sex toys that you could put on. You need to get really good at eating her pussy, and stimulating her with Your fingers. She should not have said that to You even if its how she feels. This relationship is off to a rocky start, You might want to find another girl before this one breaks Your heart again.


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Anonymous #13

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15889022 - 03/02/12 06:07 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

She's a bitch. See if she'll let you stick it in her ass before you dump her. For that matter, satisfy any other sexual curiosity you may have... Then move on.

Respect #9, you know where it's at.

Find a tiny chick. I know a guy with a tiny cock (long story, needed to borrow a condom, knew he had some... he made lots of excuses... I told him I'd punch him in the face, get out his wallet and take the condom out myself if he didn't give it to me... so he did. I tried to use it, but it couldn't cover my cock... it was like a little hat.) and he is in a fulfilling relationship with a little asian girl who seems to have no idea.

Before you break up, tell her she has fucking thunder thighs... or a giant ass... or cellulite like fucking cottage cheese. Give the bitch some insecurities. Hell, take a pic or two as blackmail in case she decides to spread word about your... little problem.

Also keep in mind that love isn't what it's cut out to be... it's an emotion, and emotions are just a bunch of brain chemicals. 'Love' doesn't mean you're supposed to be together... It generally means your offspring would have desirable traits such as a strong immune system.

Also it sounds like she just wants to fuck and being in a relationship means she gets to believe she's not being slutty... If you're looking for something deep, look elsewhere.


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Anonymous #14

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15889034 - 03/02/12 06:16 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
Honestly, it sounds like this relationship is over.  You could spend the next few weeks trying to show her what you can do, but that would probably only be emasculating and, ultimately, fruitless.

There are plenty of women for whom you're more than sufficient (and for whom your GF's ex would have been too big).

Finally, although your GF is certainly entitled to all of her desires and sexual needs, she sounds like kindof a twat.




Winner. Dude, it's over. If she's backing out of sex because she's saying your dick is too small, it's a done deal. And like A3 said, she sounds like a bitch/cunt. Obviously she doesn't love you if she's bailing on you during sex and calling your dick out. That's gotta be one of the bigger shots a man can take, right? Ouch.

I'd fuck her as many times as I can within the next few weeks (use excuses like I gotta try this new technique out to save our sex life!) and then dump her ass.


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Anonymous #15

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #15889135 - 03/02/12 07:31 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Dude your penis IS too small, but it's OK just find a girl who gets off via clitoral stimulation.


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Anonymous #16

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #15889512 - 03/02/12 10:56 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Don't feed the troll guise.


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Anonymous #17

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15889553 - 03/02/12 11:08 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

She sounds like a complete bitch. My advice is to go find someone nicer.


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Anonymous #18

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #15889597 - 03/02/12 11:25 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Stick it in her ass and see what she says.


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Anonymous #19

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #15889639 - 03/02/12 11:39 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
Stick it in her ass and see what she says.




That is your only OP, say "one more time" then pop it on secretly.


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Anonymous #20

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #15889672 - 03/02/12 11:50 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Tell her, "we can go buy a rubber dick bigger than any cock you've ever seen" Take her to the porn store. Make her pay. If your little dick is really the only problem, problem solved. At least this way you will find out if there is any hope


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Anonymous #21

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15889673 - 03/02/12 11:50 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
You are either trolling, or extremely naive.  Good luck.




^LMAO this^^.


I face palmed after reading damn near every post from the thread starter.


If ure not trolling, u need to brake up with that broad. before you fall in "love" some more next week (which is apparently going to be week 8)

Sounds like puppy love. Get on with your life. Learn to fuck real good. Girls always say "its not the size that matters, its how you use it". So just use this broad as training (since shes the first one you fucked)

Ive had a black girl tell me one time that a white guy with a smaller dick than her usual fucks, was the best sex she ever had. She also said it wasnt the size bu the way you use it.

Start with massaging hte pussy and eating it. When shes getting real hot, throw your dick in. By now shell be stimulated real good. Fuck her good and hard but dont cum soon. stop pumping if u feel the nutt buildup. then start pumping again. Im telling you this so you dont have to learn it yourself and that way you might have a lsight upperhand.

Also, I would probably look into some herbal remedies for extenze/viagara type compounds that enlarge your small dick.

Best of luck.


LAst but no least, there are plenty of girls out there that will be happy to be fucked by you. Let your gf fuck off and try to find another big dick with her slut ass. smh.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #15889689 - 03/02/12 11:55 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #20 said:
Tell her, "we can go buy a rubber dick bigger than any cock you've ever seen" Take her to the porn store. Make her pay. If your little dick is really the only problem, problem solved. At least this way you will find out if there is any hope





That is not "problem solved".  That is OP resigning himself to sex slave status, without even getting any himself.  DUMP HER NOW


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Anonymous #22

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15890117 - 03/02/12 02:00 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

yeah it's probably more of a mental thing for girls and guys too.

like it adds a certain excitement to the sex or it's visually stimulating.

But like you said you made her cum, and you can make a girl cum with your finger, which has a much smaller diameter.  Sounds like her last couple of boyfriends really got the best of her and this is her way of getting back at men.

By the way you handled it wrong.  It's like this porno I saw where a guy comes home to find his wife sleeping with another guy.  You know how he reacted?  He said if you wanna act like a whore I'm gonna treat you like one and then he slipped it in her butt.

The girl might have just been testing you and trying to set precedents and dynamics in the relationship.  You shouldn't have even broken stride and told her she was looser than a wizards sleeve...and asked her how many kids she has birthed through that blown out hatchet wound.  Had you done this, you might have had a chance to be truly happy and truly in love with this girl.


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Anonymous #23

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #15890185 - 03/02/12 02:17 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

i was going to say something but this is pointless.

like the one guy said get a lil girlfriend that makes you seem big. just make sure she's of legal age and that theres room for a relationship.
thats about it.


yes it may be sweet that she loves you but thats her way of saying, o JESUS Jesus jesus, this is not going to work out but how do i get rid of him without hurting his feelings?


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Anonymous #24

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15890199 - 03/02/12 02:20 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Are you rich?


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #15890203 - 03/02/12 02:22 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

After reading your follow up posts I'm inclined to believe that the size of your penis should be the last of your worries.


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