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Anonymous #35
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 Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small  [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15893509 - 03/03/12 05:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #13 said:
I googled your little problem on a whim...
After wading through piles of shit and advertising, I found that there are actually exercises for making your wang fatter/longer and your erections stronger.
No shit.
Supposedly they work, too... ?
Also - cock ring. Never tried it, don't see how it can make your junk bigger (I see how it may make it stay that way longer...) but apparently they work.
Getting a tiny chick still beats all that other shit, though.
Keegles FTW!
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #35]
#15893538 - 03/03/12 06:55 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I have an above average sized member, so I don't really need those exercises at all... but my curiosity has been piqued and it seems I will inevitably end up messing around with these exercises now that I know they exist.
Ever done this, #35? (or anyone else)
Found results? If you stop do they last?
I may or may not answer those questions for myself in time, but benefiting from the experience of another is a pretty sweet shortcut... so do tell!
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Anonymous #40
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15893783 - 03/03/12 10:18 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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I didn't read this thread.
a) She probably did not orgasm from sex. Women fake a lot. Men often mistake general moans and muscle spasms as orgasms. Orgasms are pretty much super intensely concentrated muscle spasm/release after a build up. At least for me anyway, it's not common to have them frequently from sex unless certain stimulation is focused on.
b) Some girls just like larger penises. I personally like around 6" ideally with a bit of thickness. I like the feeling of being stretched out and filled up. That is the appeal of a larger dick. It also is kind of visually nice to see some length and girth go into you. It also more fun to give head at that size. I've been with a guy with a smaller penis and I can definitely say sex was better with other people with larger penises even though I wasn't even emotionally attached to the guys with bigger dicks.
Move on bro. Don't worry, some girls won't care. She's trying not to hurt your feelings. I don't really think she was being a bitch.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #40]  1
#15894233 - 03/03/12 01:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Some poster named poptart broke his cock doing those exercises.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #40]
#15894639 - 03/03/12 03:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #40 said:
I don't really think she was being a bitch.
"She said she doesn't want to have sex with me anymore..But she said she loves me a lot and she is physically attracted to me but my penis is too small.. "
She's physically attracted to him but doesn't want to have sex anymore? This is leading the OP on, total bitch move.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #7]
#15894654 - 03/03/12 03:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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It's not her fault op has a tiny dick.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15894655 - 03/03/12 03:26 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Nope. The way she dealt with it is her fault.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15894894 - 03/03/12 04:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4 said:
Some poster named poptart broke his cock doing those exercises.
=O
Innocently?
Sounds like he was being pretty rough about it...
Also just from saying that, I'm no longer going to experiment.
Benefits aren't worth the risk, then.
OP should give it a go, though.
So should my friend's boyfriend with condoms that don't cover half my only slightly above average sized cock! Not that I'd recommend it to him... too personal and weird.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15895176 - 03/03/12 05:39 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #13 said:
Benefits aren't worth the risk, then.
OP should give it a go, though.
 You dick.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15895357 - 03/03/12 06:27 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #13 said:
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Anonymous #4 said:
So should my friend's boyfriend with condoms that don't cover half my only slightly above average sized cock! Not that I'd recommend it to him... too personal and weird.
I'm calling bullshit. I can stretch a regular condom over my whole fucking head, it's latex. You obviously are a little kid that don't know how to use a condom
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Anonymous #25
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #20]
#15895428 - 03/03/12 06:41 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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So I'm huge at 5 1/3in ?
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Anonymous #25
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15895448 - 03/03/12 06:45 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #13 said:
I have an above average sized member, so I don't really need those exercises at all... but my curiosity has been piqued and it seems I will inevitably end up messing around with these exercises now that I know they exist.
Ever done this, #35? (or anyone else)
Found results? If you stop do they last?
I may or may not answer those questions for myself in time, but benefiting from the experience of another is a pretty sweet shortcut... so do tell!
They work. Had to stop though because I kept getting road rash on my head from it dragging the ground...
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #25]
#15895542 - 03/03/12 07:05 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #25 said:
So I'm huge at 5 1/3in ?
Girth is more important. An 8 inch cock that is as thin as a straw wouldn't be called "huge" in my book.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #25]
#15895770 - 03/03/12 08:06 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #25 said:
So I'm huge at 5 1/3in ?
who says 5 1/3 inches? here in America where we use emperial measurement, that would be 5 5/16
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Anonymous #41
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #20]
#15896372 - 03/03/12 10:29 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Kid: "Yeah... right, like it was some other big fat guy with a tiny dick"
Chris Farley: "Ive got a tiny dick??"
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #41]
#15896794 - 03/04/12 12:30 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Imperial measurements suck, man. Why doesn't America convert? A base 10 system is far easier and more logical... also 1/3 =/= 5/16, it is also easier to say and to type.
On-topic(ish): Today was the first time I wanted a smaller beaver basher - the Japanese equivalent to a flesh light is very cheap, but unfortunately none of their standard ones are not nearly deep enough. They offer 'U.S. sizes' (made me LOL) as well, but even those are nearly an inch too short. I don't want to bottom out so I guess I just have to get a sex toy made for white people 
Edited by Anonymous (03/04/12 01:10 AM)
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Anonymous #35
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15896852 - 03/04/12 12:53 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #13 said:
Imperial measurements suck, man. Why doesn't America convert? A base 10 system is far easier and more logical... also 1/3 =/= 5/16, it is also easier to say and to type.
On-topic(ish): Today was the first time I wanted a smaller beaver basher - the Japanese equivalent to a flesh light is very cheap, but unfortunately none of their standard ones are near deep enough. They offer 'U.S. sizes' (made me LOL) as well, but even those are nearly an inch too short. I don't want to bottom out so I guess I just have to get a sex toy made for white people
U.S. sizes!!! 
Ameeeeriiiicaaaaaa, fuck yeah!
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Anonymous #20
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #35]
#15898257 - 03/04/12 10:38 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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5 5/16= 5.3125 In america thats close enough. I'd have accepted 5.333 also, just not 5 1/3
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Anonymous #42
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#15898809 - 03/04/12 01:52 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
My girlfriend (of 7 weeks) said my penis was too small to satisfy her...And that her ex boyfriends penis was bigger than mine and he satisfied her more than I do. My penis is 4.5 inches long and 3.5 inches in circumference..I was never really insecure about my penis before she said this.
She didn't even say it because she was mad with me or anything but when we were making out the other day she said she didn't want to go any further again because she said last time we had sex she really wasn't impressed with the size of my penis because she expected it to be much bigger like her ex boyfriends but she didn't want to say anything at the time because she thought it would be awkward (We had sex for the first time about a week ago).
She said she doesn't want to have sex with me anymore..But she said she loves me a lot and she is physically attracted to me but my penis is too small..
Im in love with her and i really want to have sex with her again how can i make her keep loving me?
get her a hallmark sympathy card and then write the following message inside, "I'm sorry I couldn't satisfy your enormous gaping vagina. Love, (your name here)"
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Anonymous #1 said:
She said she doesn't want to have sex with me anymore..But she said she loves me a lot and she is physically attracted to me but my penis is too small..
Im in love with her and i really want to have sex with her again how can i make her keep loving me?
she sounds awful dude. sex does not equal love.
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Anonymous #43
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #42]
#15898988 - 03/04/12 02:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Yes 42, yes.
There are other ways for her to be satisfied and keep up your sex life.
She sounds like a cunt. I would never tell my gf 'your tits aren't as big as my exes, think you could stuff your bra?'
Move on.
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