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Anonymous #21
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 Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small  [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15890231 - 03/02/12 02:30 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4 said:
After reading your follow up posts I'm inclined to believe that the size of your penis should be the last of your worries.
lmfao
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4]  1
#15890260 - 03/02/12 02:39 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I asked her to have lunch with me today and we discussed things. I asked her if she thinks we should break up and she said that “all things considered” that is probably for the best. I don’t know what she meant by all things considered but I guess she means my penis. Apparently I didn’t almost take her virginity either because she said she’s been with a lot of guys I just never bothered to ask and then she said that my penis is the smallest one that she has ever seen and that there might be something wrong with me and I might need surgery to fix it. I told her i would do anything to stay with her and she said she will think about it but wants a break for now.
I just don’t know what to do im heart broken and I hate my penis very much right now.. I have never even thought about this topic till the other day and now I feel so horrible in every way it’s hard to even describe how horrible and bad I feel. I’m still on my parents insurance for one more year but I don’t think it will cover penis surgery, and im afraid of surgery because i don't want my penis to be scarred I just don’t know what to do.
I also asked her if she cheated on me and she said no and I asked if she was going to start seeing people right away now that we are broken up and she said that yes she probably would so I don’t even know if I can still be her friend at this point.
Some people told me to get Asian girlfriend which is what im going to do, im Asian myself English is not even my first language. I don’t ever want to date an American girl ever again because they only value a man by the size of his penis and that is very cruel. I don’t even know what to do now, part of me does not even want to stay in this country where penis size is so much a part of the culture
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Anonymous #4
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#15890280 - 03/02/12 02:43 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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If you aren't trolling I feel bad because I haven't laughed this much at a thread in awhile.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4] 2
#15890301 - 03/02/12 02:51 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Tell her she's a slut with a huge loose pussy. Tell her it feels like fucking a jar of mayo.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #25]
#15890320 - 03/02/12 02:57 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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"I just don’t know what to do im heart broken and I hate my penis very much right now." hahaha just don't beat it!!!
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Anonymous #25
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15890324 - 03/02/12 02:58 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4 said:
If you aren't trolling I feel bad because    I haven't laughed this much at a thread in awhile.
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Anonymous #27
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #25]
#15890392 - 03/02/12 03:19 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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sounds like she's got a wizards sleeve.
Regardless, Any girl who is stupid enough to ever say "my ex boyfriend was better...." with regards to an anything needs a roundhouse kick to the snatch and thrown off a cliff. Like seriously.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #7]
#15890398 - 03/02/12 03:21 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #7 said:
You are either trolling, or extremely naive. Good luck.
This X infinity 
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15890403 - 03/02/12 03:23 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:I asked her if she thinks we should break up and she said that “all things considered” that is probably for the best. I don’t know what she meant by all things considered but I guess she means my penis.
Don't get your penis cut up, it won't change anything. If you had a bigger dick you would just end up with some girl who says it's too big.
Your dick is the perfect size for some other girl out there. Go find her.
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Anonymous #29
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15890407 - 03/02/12 03:24 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
Ok but im 24 and have never had a girlfriend before and i really don't think anyone else will like me especially now that i have a small penis.
Ive been texting her all night and she says she still likes me and everything she just doesn't want to have sex i also told her i love her and she said she thinks that's really sweet of me to say so i have that going for me
That's nonsense...You're beating yourself down, and you don't even need to do that because your girl already has that job covered...
It's time to end the relationship...There are plenty of girls that have no problem banging a guy with a small penis...I know...I've had one for 42 years...and I've had plenty of women..
Let her go...it's better for you...getting girls is about confidence. Trust me...your confidence will not be helped by desperately trying to prove yourself to this girl. Dump her and you'll have other opportunities.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #29]
#15890426 - 03/02/12 03:28 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I am planning on moving on but I am going to text her tomorrow just to make sure she still feels this way. After that I will forget about her. How long do you think it could take for her to come around?
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Anonymous #7
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15890435 - 03/02/12 03:30 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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She doesn't like your penis. She's never going to want you like that again. YOU should move on NOW.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15890437 - 03/02/12 03:31 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I am planning on moving on but I am going to text her tomorrow just to make sure she still feels this way. After that I will forget about her. How long do you think it could take for her to come around?
ain't going to happen. move on now(as in this very moment)
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Anonymous #30
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15890440 - 03/02/12 03:32 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Wait! She took your virginity and now you're breaking up with her?!
Don't miss your first opportunity to DSHSB!
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Anonymous #3
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15890522 - 03/02/12 03:53 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I am planning on moving on but I am going to text her tomorrow just to make sure she still feels this way. After that I will forget about her. How long do you think it could take for her to come around?
Skip this step. You're just making yourself miserable.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #30]
#15890565 - 03/02/12 04:04 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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If you ever end up with another white chick, don't let her walk all over you, then go be all sweet to her... That's like saying "Will the fact that I am a complete doormat change anything?" and I don't know many white chicks at all who are in to that.
Also no chick is worth a knife to the cock. Bad idea.
She sounds like a dirty girl who wants to fuck.
If you wanted her you should have treated her like one!
Not everyone is obsessed with cock size, and by the time you get far enough for them to find out it shouldn't matter. You're looking for something different from the relationship than she is.
Go out there and get rejected by lots of different girls.
You'll never find another one if you're afraid of it, so go out and tell yourself you're going to get rejected as many times as possible and you just might be pleasantly suprised.
Also, there are tiiiiny white girls that would suit you well.
Protip - if there's a sort of 'gap' at the very top of her thighs, below her girly bits then she has an extra tight pussy.
Go get 'em tiger!
And stop thinking the problem is with you and that you need to change for her... It's the other way around and she isn't changing.
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Anonymous #30 said:
Don't miss your first opportunity to DSHSB!
It's too bad you went the sappy route and tried to get back with her... You really should have done some kinky shit and used the guise of 'saving your sex life'. She'd be sort of obligated to give it a try, as most girls hate thinking of themselves as slutty. Seeing as it was over anyway, you should have gotten as much fucking in as you could.
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Anonymous #31
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #13]
#15890590 - 03/02/12 04:10 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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her vag must be blown out.
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Anonymous #30
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #31]
#15890601 - 03/02/12 04:13 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous #31 said:
her vag must be blown out.
My bad!
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Anonymous #32
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15890610 - 03/02/12 04:15 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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The scrubness is strong with this one 
Been quite some time since an epic thread has been posted on anon. Anyways poor OP, i feel sorry for u.
Shouldve dry smashed before it was too late.
Move on young tadpole, move on. oh and tell that bitch u couldnt get fully hard because her puss stank. Thatll do it.
That happily ever after romantic fantasy crap doesnt happen in rl. Sorry to tell u that.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #32]
#15890703 - 03/02/12 04:35 PM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I know, right?
This thread made my day. No.... month!
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