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Anonymous #1

My girlfriend said my penis is too small
    #15888716 - 03/02/12 02:56 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

My girlfriend (of 7 weeks) said my penis was too small to satisfy her...And that her ex boyfriends penis was bigger than mine and he satisfied her more than I do. My penis is 4.5 inches long and 3.5 inches in circumference..I was never really insecure about my penis before she said this.

She didn't even say it because she was mad with me or anything but when we were making out the other day she said she didn't want to go any further again because she said last time we had sex she really wasn't impressed with the size of my penis because she expected it to be much bigger like her ex boyfriends but she didn't want to say anything at the time because she thought it would be awkward (We had sex for the first time about a week ago).

She said she doesn't want to have sex with me anymore..But she said she loves me a lot and she is physically attracted to me but my penis is too small..

Im in love with her and i really want to have sex with her again how can i make her keep loving me?


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888728 - 03/02/12 03:00 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

...dude lol, how big is your dick?


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #2] * 3
    #15888750 - 03/02/12 03:11 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Honestly, it sounds like this relationship is over.  You could spend the next few weeks trying to show her what you can do, but that would probably only be emasculating and, ultimately, fruitless.

There are plenty of women for whom you're more than sufficient (and for whom your GF's ex would have been too big).

Finally, although your GF is certainly entitled to all of her desires and sexual needs, she sounds like kindof a twat.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #2] * 3
    #15888751 - 03/02/12 03:11 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

With that penis you better get really good at eating pussy.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888778 - 03/02/12 03:25 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I don't understand why she would say shes not impressed because the first and only time we had sex she had orgasms and everything.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888788 - 03/02/12 03:30 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I don't understand why she would say shes not impressed because the first and only time we had sex she had orgasms and everything.




All the more reason not to let it bother you.

This is clearly just something she's into, for one reason or another. 

There are probably women out there whom you wouldn't consider physically attractive enough to date, but they could probably all manage to make you come.

The less time you spend pondering it, the better. Move on, find someone else, enjoy the relationship.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15888798 - 03/02/12 03:37 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Ok but im 24 and have never had a girlfriend before and i really don't think anyone else will like me especially now that i have a small penis.

Ive been texting her all night and she says she still likes me and everything she just doesn't want to have sex i also told her i love her and she said she thinks that's really sweet of me to say so i have that going for me


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15888804 - 03/02/12 03:39 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
With that penis you better get really good at eating pussy.




QFT

It's easy as ABC...123. Do this with your tongue

:themoreyouknow:


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Anonymous #6

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #15888807 - 03/02/12 03:40 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Ok but im 24 and have never had a girlfriend before and i really don't think anyone else will like me especially now that i have a small penis.

Ive been texting her all night and she says she still likes me and everything she just doesn't want to have sex i also told her i love her and she said she thinks that's really sweet of me to say so i have that going for me



"i also told her i love her and she said she thinks that's really sweet of me to say so i have that going for me "

:facepalm:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #15888811 - 03/02/12 03:43 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

IAnonymous #5 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
With that penis you better get really good at eating pussy.




QFT

It's easy as ABC...123. Do this with your tongue

:themoreyouknow:




Is that what you guys did to compensate?  I texted her to see if she would want to do something like that so ill see what she says.  If so i don't mind dong it as long as she will stay with me I just want her to be happy with me.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888830 - 03/02/12 03:58 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Guess what, if you stay together but she doesn't want to have sex any more, she is going to fuck other guys.  Dump her.


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Anonymous #8

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888846 - 03/02/12 04:05 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

aw jeez...:facepalm:


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Anonymous #9

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #15888885 - 03/02/12 04:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
i also told her i love her and she said she thinks that's really sweet of me to say so i have that going for me




She's already fucking someone else bro.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15888892 - 03/02/12 04:31 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

I don't think she would do that to me as long as we are together.  Her ex boyfriend has a girlfriend, so even though she still hangs out with him a lot at least he is taken now.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1] * 8
    #15888913 - 03/02/12 04:49 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

You are either trolling, or extremely naive.  Good luck.


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Anonymous #6

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #15888933 - 03/02/12 05:06 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I don't think she would do that to me as long as we are together.  Her ex boyfriend has a girlfriend, so even though she still hangs out with him a lot at least he is taken now.



:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15888944 - 03/02/12 05:15 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Ok well now you are making me nervous, if she wants to have sex with other guys which i don't think she does i think she would break up with me but i don't want that either..

Maybe i should just break up with her but i don't want to throw away everything we have.  I am very committed to making it work if its possible but i don't want to be lead on.  i don't think its as simple as just ending the relationship after all me and her have been through together.  She took my virginity and i pretty much took hers cuz she was only with one guy before me.

To the people just putting those dumb smiley things that make me feel like im being stupid but not giving me any advice thanks for nothing.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #6] * 1
    #15888955 - 03/02/12 05:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

This chick has broken up with you.  She won't make it any clearer than she already has. 

Stop texting her.  This break up will hurt you, but the sooner you get it through your skull, the sooner you can begin to get over it.

"Being sweet and loving her" is not working in your favor in any way -- when she says sweet she means sickeningly so.  You have no chance with her.  She's told you to fuck off -- and not in a nice way, either.

Your story reminds me of a guy from my town whom I know for a fact -- from a mutual female friend who used to fuck him -- has a small dick.  In fact, he overheard her telling this to another mutual ladyfriend.  Imagine how that must have felt.

Fact of the matter is that this guy has way more sex than I ever will with many more much prettier women than I'm able to attract.  Being confident, funny, and knowing how to talk to women is much more important than the size of your wang. 

This revelation will negatively impact your life only if you allow it to.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888959 - 03/02/12 05:24 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I don't think she would do that to me as long as we are together. 





You're not still together.  She's made this as clear as she ever will.  Cut ties and leave with dignity.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend said my penis is too small [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15888963 - 03/02/12 05:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
and i pretty much took hers cuz she was only with one guy before me.





Are you really fooling yourself?  She knows what she wants.  She's had it before.  It's not you.

No big deal -- as I've already pointed out, she's kindof a bitch.  You seem like a nice guy.  You can do better.  Do so.


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