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Offlineyutaka
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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #15854592 - 02/23/12 10:02 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

More importantly is the question "What is a snow blower?"


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: yutaka]
    #15855669 - 02/24/12 01:31 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

About 2 days ago. Was nice!!!:borat:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: VC_Skittles]
    #15857744 - 02/24/12 04:08 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Jesus, over the summer... fuck.  Same as the last time I had sex.
Got a handjob lst weekend though.


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Phenom]
    #15858273 - 02/24/12 06:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Phenom said:
Jesus, over the summer... fuck.  Same as the last time I had sex.
Got a handjob lst weekend though.



Tell us about the handjob. Who gave it? Where? Did you know the person? Why no sex? How old are you? HJ's are a fetish of mine


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15860658 - 02/25/12 06:43 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Too fucking long ago like 7 months ago what a fucking shame .


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: candyflip420]
    #15862265 - 02/25/12 05:18 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

LIKE FIVE MONTHS AGO.... RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR  :imout:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: andrewss]
    #15862599 - 02/25/12 06:58 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Like 2min ago, and pretty much every day in general.  Oh, and my girl alwayse finishes what she starts, down to the very last drop :wink:

Was that too vulgar? lol


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15862662 - 02/25/12 07:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

If one of my ex's wasn't so pregnant I'd be getting head right now, can't wait til that kid falls out of her. Pull it out, glue her face shut, and let her suck the rest out :thumbup: :wink:

Hope that wasn't too vulgar... :smile:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: c1dh3d]
    #15862762 - 02/25/12 07:46 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

What's her being preggo have to do with giving head?


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15862800 - 02/25/12 07:56 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

She is on bedrest :rolleyes:

I probably could get her over here, but if her water broke on my new couch, I might have to slap a ho :uh:

Once the kid falls out though, I'll at least be able to get some freak on once every other week or so, when she can sneak out of the house. Waking up to a chick blowing you before she has to go is a feel good morning :smile:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: c1dh3d]
    #15863077 - 02/25/12 08:59 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:lol: No doubt; havin a chick go into labor while she's slobbin knob would be a little awkward.


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #6] * 3
    #15863356 - 02/25/12 10:04 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

This morning, from my ex's sister :aweyeah:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: VisionaryFlicker]
    #15866093 - 02/26/12 03:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

The ex I dumped 3-4 weeks ago texted me last night saying she can't stand not being friends with me, just wants to talk, blah blah blah. So I texted her back the official get lost text, then read the new posts on this thread, and texted her back "If you want to sto by and blow me while I play ps3 I might respond to your texts, if you swallow".

I fell asleep assuming I'd get some fuck you texts from her, but instead I got an immediate offer to blow me whenever I wanted, and swallow every drop. I of course had to tell her no, cause 15 minutes of pleasure would turn into an hour of trying to push her back out the door, but I think telling a girl no I don't want head while playing uncharted 3 made me die a little inside :omgz:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: c1dh3d]
    #15866152 - 02/26/12 03:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

why'd you break up with her?


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15866182 - 02/26/12 03:55 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Cause she cheated on me months earlier with her ex was the main reason, but honestly I just could not stand her constant mindless rambling, it drove me out of my fucking mind.


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: c1dh3d] * 1
    #15871881 - 02/27/12 07:41 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

good job standin ur ground dawg  :youdidit:


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: andrewss]
    #15871896 - 02/27/12 07:43 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

An hour ago in my friends bathroom. Me and this chick were at it and i came all over his floor. :lol: He's gonna be pissed


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anneji] * 1
    #15874326 - 02/28/12 03:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anneji said:
Like 8 years ago.




Just broke my epic blowjob dryspell.

Can I get an AMEN???


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anneji] * 1
    #15874348 - 02/28/12 03:27 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anneji said:
Quote:

Anneji said:
Like 8 years ago.




Just broke my epic blowjob dryspell.

Can I get an AMEN???





Amen dude.      :mushroomtwirl:


Edited by Anonymous (02/28/12 04:12 AM)


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Re: When is the last time u got head? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15874495 - 02/28/12 04:13 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Ahhh man!


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