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InvisibleNifflerz
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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Monostereo]
    #15836289 - 02/20/12 04:26 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Best party ever. I just wanted to say...if we don't make it through this, guys, I love you all, and I couldn't have made it this far without you.

:awepreciation:

Now group hug!!!



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InvisibleNifflerz
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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Monostereo]
    #15836293 - 02/20/12 04:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Monostereo said:
Maddog! Well, more cheetos for us!

Wait, can I have the box of cupcakes?




Those cupcakes are my sister's. They're really just there to make the party look even more bad ass than it actually is.

:unwanted:


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Nifflerz]
    #15836308 - 02/20/12 04:45 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Monostereo]
    #15836319 - 02/20/12 04:51 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I convinced my ex to try anal a long time ago.
Bad experience. She started crying.:feelsweirdman:


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Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant  said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

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Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: NWlight]
    #15836345 - 02/20/12 05:09 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I love when she gois to the toiled and I can hear her fart my cum bubbles out. It just gives You this awesome "im duh man" feeling everytime.

And she does this really cute giggle like shes proud of herself too.


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Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]

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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Mafeki]
    #15836425 - 02/20/12 06:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mafeki said:
I wonder why it took three years...  :idhitit:



That's tight!


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Mike Reynolds] * 2
    #15836504 - 02/20/12 07:01 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mike Reynolds said:
Quote:

Mafeki said:
I wonder why it took three years...  :idhitit:



That's tight!



unlike the now loose asshole of op's girlfriend:trololol:


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: NWlight] * 2
    #15836571 - 02/20/12 07:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Tell her a gay guy told you that cumming in the ass is a great way to prevent a friction burning sensation after the fact.







..on second thought tell her he told you on a messageboard.


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InvisibleNifflerz
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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: xanderofpella]
    #15836572 - 02/20/12 07:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

BeefheartisBetter said:
I convinced my ex to try anal a long time ago.
Bad experience. She started crying.:feelsweirdman:




:feelsbadman:


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Nifflerz]
    #15836587 - 02/20/12 07:44 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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All We Perceive said:
I was bangin this chick for a while that LOVED getting banged in the ass.  She would demand I cummed in there.  It was a pretty good gig.  Finding freaky girls that aren't also psychologically unhinged is a great find.




Theres something hot about anal sex that I can't put my finger on:
Its something to do with a dominance/submission sort of thing. Theres other factors that make it hot.  In my experience though, the pussy honestly feels a lot better.  Its made for that shit.  Finding a girl that really digs it is hot, but you can get burned out on it, like anything else.

Edit: Also, in my experience, girls that go anal and are out-going in bed, also tend to have a good grip on reality; i.e. they make good drug-buddies too. 


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Invisiblemillzy
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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: RenzoSupreme]
    #15836643 - 02/20/12 08:05 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

from my experience girls have always liked it when i came in their ass. :shrug:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: millzy]
    #15836774 - 02/20/12 09:02 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

The vagina is my third favorite hole


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: NWlight] * 2
    #15836827 - 02/20/12 09:32 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
I just had anal sex for the first time with my girlfriend of 3 years, and she LIKED IT!!!!!

A new era has begun, gentlemen.  :bigyesnod:

Bareback:rockon:




you dont find it a little odd that your chick of 3 years randomly , out of no where, lets you fuck her ass...

dude, all this means is she had a run in with some other guy who nailed your chicks ass and she loved that!

ide put money that your dick was not the first dick poking her puckered shrimp ring.


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15836859 - 02/20/12 09:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Poor Boy said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
I just had anal sex for the first time with my girlfriend of 3 years, and she LIKED IT!!!!!

A new era has begun, gentlemen.  :bigyesnod:

Bareback:rockon:




you dont find it a little odd that your chick of 3 years randomly , out of no where, lets you fuck her ass...

dude, all this means is she had a run in with some other guy who nailed your chicks ass and she loved that!

ide put money that your dick was not the first dick poking her puckered shrimp ring.





What's the logic behind that?


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[quote]sVs said:
Adorable overload is imminent.[/quote]

[quote]YSHServant  said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]

[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]

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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #15836868 - 02/20/12 09:46 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
I just had anal sex for the first time with my girlfriend of 3 years, and she LIKED IT!!!!!

A new era has begun, gentlemen.  :bigyesnod:

Bareback:rockon:





Also maybe she read it in this months cosmo or something.... my buddy just fucked his girl in the ass recently and she reads that stuff.... or maybe the same guy who fucked ur girl in the ass fucked my friends too

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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: a2thej]
    #15837141 - 02/20/12 11:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Now that you've cummed inside a woman's rectum....try a man next time its a whole different thing :billymaythumbup:


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: All We Perceive]
    #15837149 - 02/20/12 11:29 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i fucked my girl one time anally but havent since.. its more or less because she isnt really into it, causing me not wanting to be into it because she isnt really into and is paranoid about getting UTI's or tearin her ass but i fucked her nice an smoothly..


some girls just dont learn

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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: yoimjohn]
    #15837192 - 02/20/12 11:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Cum in your ass and see how you like it :feelsbadman:


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: Patlal]
    #15838202 - 02/20/12 03:22 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
The vagina is my third favorite hole



Hey, at least it makes the top 5.


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Re: She told me not to cum in her ass but I did anyway [Re: KillerSpores]
    #15838252 - 02/20/12 03:31 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

KillerSpores said:
Cum in your ass and see how you like it :feelsbadman:





surely you're kidding :smile:


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