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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15809853 - 02/14/12 05:52 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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when zombies attack?

jail would have more defense and would be a much more secure place to post up at along with gear and weapons, food, medicine... thing is getting out of the cell and dealing with all the other inmates.

a hospital would have all the necessary medicines and random secured halls, but wouldnt leave much for security and or protection. you also have to think about long term. eventually the strong who have survived will head for the hospitals. where would you go then?

im leaning more towards jail. its a very slim chance of surviving, but if you are able to get out of the cell... all would be gravy.




Fuck that nonsense.

Airport -> while GPS is still functioning -> Easter motherfucking island.

Though I realize that would require multiple flights, long-range flights. So you would probably want a dozen heavily armed survivors + a pilot and along the way you'd want to bring a bunch of supplies and plants you could live on/grow. Also board games and the like, because that is going to be a boring life if you succeed.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: blujay]
    #15809962 - 02/14/12 06:12 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

why the easter of island?


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15809973 - 02/14/12 06:15 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

cant answer without more info are we talking slow zombie or fast zombie. how about zombie animals?

or are we all out resident evil


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: demonofchaos]
    #15810038 - 02/14/12 06:25 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

regular zombies. i do enjoy the fast paced ass holes, but a decaying corpse that walks the earth with missing limbs will not be running...


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15810070 - 02/14/12 06:31 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

oh i wont leave my house ill put up a steal door and windows and let them break their bones trying to bash their was inside.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15810076 - 02/14/12 06:32 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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why the easter of island?




Because almost nothing lives there, it's barren as fuck, 1,000+ miles out of the way of everything; and the sea birds are unlikely to carry the infection that far.

It would be tough, but for a small group not planning on reproducing, perfectly possible.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: demonofchaos]
    #15810099 - 02/14/12 06:37 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Hospital ONLY because
they got the BEST dope around.
A jail only carries certain medical
supplies.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: cinic]
    #15810162 - 02/14/12 06:51 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

If we are talking 28 days later then I'm for that scenario of waking up in the hospital. I'd get to the country asap. Shouldn't be too hard to fend em off where I live and nothing would even come close to surviving a winter. I can think of a couple of places right now where you could grow whatever you need and you would be isolated perfectly by the natural terrain that no zombie would ever even come close. However, I'm close to a university with lots of agricultural research and development (first cloned sheep). If zombies break out anywhere it would be from a place like that. Where I live would be ground fucking zero.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: SlashOZ]
    #15810185 - 02/14/12 06:56 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

i read that whole paragraph with didnt ya know country boy accent.

if it was 28 days later type shit i think the best bet would be cruisin' on a boat. not a huge yacht type ass hole, but big enough to house 3-5 people. motha fuckin' pirates!!!

hittin' random spots when the coast is clear... no pun intended. fucking stocked with all kinds of goodies and roaming the sea, just waitin...


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15810228 - 02/14/12 07:05 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Home depot. Lots of supplies to lock that place up tight, make weapons, farm plants, live on the roof which is quite high off the ground.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: nooneman]
    #15810763 - 02/14/12 08:41 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

you would need quite a team for that and lets be honest, whos gonna pop a proper team out that could hold down a fortress like that? you also gotta think about long term. would you really want to hold down a large fortress with that many people during times like that. pretty hefty shit on a human mind know matter how tough you think you might be.

smaller the better...

home depot is def a place i would hit up for supplies though.


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15810783 - 02/14/12 08:45 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Zombie Survival Guide type? I would go on the roof of my bowling alley. It's the last place anybody would be, because it's absolutely useless (for supplies). However, you could push the video games (pacman and shit) to barricade the glass doors, and there is a HUGE flat roof, you could collect plenty of water. The only problem would be food, but if you could get a good year's worth and a shitload of soil you could start a garden up there.

Okay, I'm going to make a zombie survival thread now :P


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: CrossingTheStar]
    #15810789 - 02/14/12 08:46 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

hurry up cause i have valid point i need to make that most people dont think about.


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Solids and liquids are differentiated, one from the other, by the way the material responds to stress.If the material deforms and stays deformed, springs back when the stress is removed, it's a solid.

If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15810832 - 02/14/12 08:53 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Id surround my house with treadmills


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Tesseract11] * 1
    #15810874 - 02/14/12 09:01 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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Id surround my house with treadmills



:rofl:


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We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15811389 - 02/14/12 10:47 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

People might have to live on spaceships in outerspace for a while if theres too many zombies they need to get to mars claim it as part of the usa and make it a safe haven from zombies


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #15811404 - 02/14/12 10:51 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Why would anybody go to a hospital. A jail has weapons and choke points. Do people really think? Oh no, a random zombie outbreak I bet the local hospital has antibiotics that will save us if we are bitten because everyone knows they stock zombie antivenom.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: qbe]
    #15811570 - 02/14/12 11:34 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

You think Prison/Jail guards are armed? They're not even allowed to have guns. At best they have a small cabinet of rifles and a handgun. A hospital has scalpels and battery powered saws they'll cut right through a mother fucker.

http://files.sharenator.com/artificialleech_20_scary_old_school_surgical_tools-s545x430-53845-580.jpg

Make a spear gun

http://www.dreamstime.com/surgery-tools-thumb8678488.jpg


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: wallthepaint]
    #15811623 - 02/14/12 11:54 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Jails have armories. Unless, we are talking about little podunk towns, but who would go there.


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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15811698 - 02/15/12 12:24 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

A boat would also be pretty cool, provided that it was one of those epic boats that people live in. You could fish for food, make occasional raids on coastal towns if needed, and wait for the zombies to starve to death/decompose. Which might take a while if they figure out that they can eat animals and other things aside from people.


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