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Jail or Hospital
#15809319 - 02/14/12 04:30 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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when zombies attack?
jail would have more defense and would be a much more secure place to post up at along with gear and weapons, food, medicine... thing is getting out of the cell and dealing with all the other inmates.
a hospital would have all the necessary medicines and random secured halls, but wouldnt leave much for security and or protection. you also have to think about long term. eventually the strong who have survived will head for the hospitals. where would you go then?
im leaning more towards jail. its a very slim chance of surviving, but if you are able to get out of the cell... all would be gravy.
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We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy] 2
#15809338 - 02/14/12 04:32 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Both are major outbreak points and about the worst places to go in a zombie holocaust. I'd say somewhere out in the country far away from major civilization has the highest chance of survival without going to an island.
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
#15809341 - 02/14/12 04:32 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Like you wake up in a coma or you are in a cell when the zombies come? I'll take jail because all those inmates would make the best team.
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jails better cos you can troll from da cell IRL, whereas hospital is all clinical and shit.
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Leenguy] 2
#15809372 - 02/14/12 04:39 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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do you watch the Walking Dead?
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Medicine is of little help when the zombies come.
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: dorfdorf] 2
#15809440 - 02/14/12 04:52 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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You will probably be in jail anyway
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Shill] 2
#15809448 - 02/14/12 04:54 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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I'm gonna go with the jail's hospital
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: dorfdorf]
#15809449 - 02/14/12 04:54 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Fungi eat dead stuff right? Develop strain that likes meat...problem solved. Not that far fetched, after having found a mushroom that eats plastic and all. More feasible than an actual zombie apocalypse anyhow.
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Ollo]
#15809490 - 02/14/12 04:59 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Ollo] 1
#15809497 - 02/14/12 05:00 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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If ur in jail and all the guards are dead who is going to unlock ur cell ur just gonna be sitting in there and very slowly starve to death, unless u can live off eating some of the rats for a while
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Ollo]
#15809503 - 02/14/12 05:01 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
Ollo said: Fungi eat dead stuff right? Develop strain that likes meat...problem solved. Not that far fetched, after having found a mushroom that eats plastic and all. More feasible than an actual zombie apocalypse anyhow.
Flaw in design.. We are lumps of flesh.. and look up the different strains of cordiceps. interesting mind controlling fungi!
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All i know is that id take guns/ammo and food to a flower shop with a flat roof. Id then barricade that shit off. Id then proceed to use the supplies in the store and grow food and various life sustaining plants like marijuana and other medicinal plants, on the roof. I would shower and collect water when it rains.
My zombie survival plan
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Quote:
LySergic D said: All i know is that id take guns/ammo and food to a flower shop with a flat roof. Id then barricade that shit off. Id then proceed to use the supplies in the store and grow food and various life sustaining plants like marijuana and other medicinal plants, on the roof. I would shower and collect water when it rains.
My zombie survival plan
thats pretty smart.
i meant be locked up in a jail when it happens or wake up from a coma while its happening. kinda like in 28 days later.
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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .
We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.
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Jail. The hospital is where all the sick people would be taken.
It's a good thing zombies would decompose in like 2 weeks, if there were such a thing.
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6 months to fully decompose.
-------------------- "It is the "Devil" who caused women to show their legs, to titillate men - the same kind of legs,
now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope
-Selling Old Comis http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16286470
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Re: Jail or Hospital [Re: Poor Boy]
#15809617 - 02/14/12 05:19 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
Poor Boy said:
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LySergic D said: All i know is that id take guns/ammo and food to a flower shop with a flat roof. Id then barricade that shit off. Id then proceed to use the supplies in the store and grow food and various life sustaining plants like marijuana and other medicinal plants, on the roof. I would shower and collect water when it rains.
My zombie survival plan
thats pretty smart.
i meant be locked up in a jail when it happens or wake up from a coma while its happening. kinda like in 28 days later.
Ahh that's right. I guess id rather wake up from a coma in a hospital. Then i can proceed with zombie survival plan.
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i like that flower shop idea. thats the last place anyone would think of going for supplies, it has a cooler area, and all the proper things to grow random shit. being a veggie man sucks, but you can def live for years from fruits and veggies.
BRILLIANT IDEA!!!!
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Solids and liquids are differentiated, one from the other, by the way the material responds to stress.If the material deforms and stays deformed, springs back when the stress is removed, it's a solid.
If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .
We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.
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King Klick said: 6 months to fully decompose. 
No offense, but if your immune system is down and your body isn't regenerating, you'll be crawling with maggots in a week. There won't be any muscle left of you after a month, let alone 6....
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Quote:
CrossingTheStar said:
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King Klick said: 6 months to fully decompose. 
No offense, but if your immune system is down and your body isn't regenerating, you'll be crawling with maggots in a week. There won't be any muscle left of you after a month, let alone 6....

Twas just in the book the zombie survival guide. fiction and factual don't mix well.
-------------------- "It is the "Devil" who caused women to show their legs, to titillate men - the same kind of legs,
now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope
-Selling Old Comis http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16286470
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