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OrgoneConclusion
Pharoah & Balanced



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"Thankfully, no one was hurt."
#15804779 - 02/13/12 06:06 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Spoken by a news reporter after a story on an armed robbery. Who are they thanking and why?
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King Klick
That Guy Everyone Knows



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Haha. That is an amazing question
-------------------- "It is the "Devil" who caused women to show their legs, to titillate men - the same kind of legs,
now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: King Klick]
#15804789 - 02/13/12 06:08 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Maybe it was directed towards the compassionate robbers.
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White Beard
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The robber perhaps? It was kind of him just to grab the cash and not blow away the poor innocent bystanders. He deserves a medal.
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White Beard
Venerable White Beard

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Damn it, beat me to it.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: White Beard]
#15804841 - 02/13/12 06:15 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Every day I thank the other 7,839,511,287 people by name for not killing me. Takes a while to get through them all and if I miss a name I hafta start over.
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White Beard
Venerable White Beard

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It's the only reason I restrain from killing you each day.  One day though you'll mess up and forget my name. Be ready
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King Klick
That Guy Everyone Knows



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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: White Beard]
#15804903 - 02/13/12 06:22 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Orangeconclusion, white beard, thanks you dearly for not killing me today.
-------------------- "It is the "Devil" who caused women to show their legs, to titillate men - the same kind of legs,
now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope
-Selling Old Comis http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16286470
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White Beard
Venerable White Beard

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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: King Klick]
#15804919 - 02/13/12 06:24 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Damn it, I was just headed over to your house with my gun, but I'm a sucker for gratitude.
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blingbling
what you chicken stew?

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jeebus for working in mysterious ways.
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