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"Thankfully, no one was hurt."
    #15804779 - 02/13/12 06:06 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Spoken by a news reporter after a story on an armed robbery. Who are they thanking and why?


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #15804785 - 02/13/12 06:07 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Haha. That is an amazing question :confused:


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now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope

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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: King Klick]
    #15804789 - 02/13/12 06:08 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Maybe it was directed towards the compassionate robbers. :shrug:


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #15804793 - 02/13/12 06:08 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

The robber perhaps? It was kind of him just to grab the cash and not blow away the poor innocent bystanders. He deserves a medal.


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #15804798 - 02/13/12 06:09 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Damn it, beat me to it. :grrr:


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: White Beard]
    #15804841 - 02/13/12 06:15 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Every day I thank the other 7,839,511,287 people by name for not killing me. Takes a while to get through them all and if I miss a name I hafta start over.


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #15804874 - 02/13/12 06:19 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

It's the only reason I restrain from killing you each day. :yesnod:
One day though you'll mess up and forget my name. Be ready  :rockets:


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: White Beard]
    #15804903 - 02/13/12 06:22 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Orangeconclusion, white beard, thanks you dearly for not killing me today.


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"It is the "Devil" who caused women to show their legs, to titillate men - the same kind of legs,
now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope

-Selling Old Comis http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16286470


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: King Klick]
    #15804919 - 02/13/12 06:24 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Damn it, I was just headed over to your house with my gun, but I'm a sucker for gratitude. :hug:


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Re: "Thankfully, no one was hurt." [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #15806935 - 02/14/12 03:49 AM (3 months, 13 days ago)

jeebus for working in mysterious ways.


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