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 sb335
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 I don't alway drive the speed limit...   7
#15804723 - 02/13/12 05:58 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou
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 Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: sb335]
#15804734 - 02/13/12 05:59 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Didnt even have to open this thread to know what the punchline was gonna be 
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 King Klick
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#15804777 - 02/13/12 06:06 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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 that was fucking hilarious man!
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now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope
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 DuNeRaVeR
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: sb335]
#15804790 - 02/13/12 06:08 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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You should contribute to the funnies thread. 
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The Ecstatic
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: DuNeRaVeR]
#15804799 - 02/13/12 06:09 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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true that.
Even still, I only go 4 over tops. I ride dirty too often. 
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: The Ecstatic]
#15804823 - 02/13/12 06:12 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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I've been pulled over for going over the speed limit, going under the speed
limit and doing the speed limit, I actually was taken to jail for 6mph over
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15804826 - 02/13/12 06:13 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Is that legal?
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"It is the "Devil" who caused women to show their legs, to titillate men - the same kind of legs,
now socially acceptable to gaze upon, which are revealed by young nuns as they walk about
in their shortened habits. What a delightful step in the right (or left) direction! Is it possible
we will soon see "topless" nuns sensually throwing their bodies about to the "Missa Solemnis
Rock"? Satan smiles and says he would like that fine - many nuns are very pretty girls with nice legs." -La Vey- Aka The Black Pope
-Selling Old Comis http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16286470
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: King Klick]
#15804871 - 02/13/12 06:19 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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That was good.
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: sb335]
#15805747 - 02/13/12 08:40 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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I don't always drink beer...
...But when I do, I beat my children and wife mercilessly.
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: King Klick]
#15805805 - 02/13/12 08:53 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
King Klick said:
Is that legal?
it is now, sonny. NOW GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND BEFORE I TAZER YOU
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jamminshaman
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Salomon]
#15805835 - 02/13/12 08:58 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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DEFINITELY drugs in the car! Literally made me lol. Thanks for posting.
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Enjoywho
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: jamminshaman]
#15805845 - 02/13/12 09:00 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Classic. Very funny. Thanks for posting this!
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NeedAname
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Salomon]
#15805878 - 02/13/12 09:06 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
King Klick said:
Is that legal?
it is now, sonny. NOW GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND BEFORE I TAZER YOU
NOOOO!!! I had no idea your were a cop! 
Lol so true tho when transporting something illegal. I follow the speed limit because once I decided not to speed and if I was going 5 over like I had been most of the time previously I would of been more than likely hit by some idiot who backed out into the high way I was on. I had enough time to swerve into the other lane.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: King Klick] 1
#15806007 - 02/13/12 09:34 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
King Klick said:
Is that legal?
yes but the cop got his ass chewed and my ticket was dropped because it was a
clear case of a cop harassing me, 4 tickets in a month because I was banging
a stripper he had the hots for
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Enjoywho
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#15806022 - 02/13/12 09:37 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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:clap:
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Salomon
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#15806031 - 02/13/12 09:39 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
Enjoywho said:
:clap:
and that ain't a hand gesture
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Enjoywho
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Salomon]
#15806046 - 02/13/12 09:41 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Enjoywho said:
:clap:
and that ain't a hand gesture
If a mod would like to fix it. Gladly do. But I think regardless it gets the point across.
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Salomon
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Enjoywho]
#15806084 - 02/13/12 09:49 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Quote:
Enjoywho said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Enjoywho said:
:clap:
and that ain't a hand gesture
If a mod would like to fix it. Gladly do. But I think regardless it gets the point across.
yes you did. vanerial diseases are funny
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Enjoywho
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#15806093 - 02/13/12 09:51 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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:snicker:
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Demonic_Chronic
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Re: I don't alway drive the speed limit... [Re: Enjoywho]
#15806103 - 02/13/12 09:52 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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I dont always herp...But when I herp, I derp.. 
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