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 theenigma
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 How to prank the heroin using room mate? 
#15804058 - 02/13/12 04:04 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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So suppose your roomate randomly started smoking heroin with some girl acting like you were completely oblivious and had no idea what the shit smelled like. But of course you DO know what the shit smells like and what little shit tracks on foil all over the room mean.
Don't have a problem with heroin users, but know for a fact these two cant handle the darkness.
Anyone know a good way to prank these people like say something you could do to the roll of foil, etc.. Want this to be funny and make a point that they aren't as sneaky as they think they are!
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: theenigma]  6
#15804071 - 02/13/12 04:06 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Mind your own business kid.
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Speck1186
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: FractalDust] 1
#15804089 - 02/13/12 04:08 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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maybe he wants some and is pissed there not sharing...
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: FractalDust]
#15804110 - 02/13/12 04:12 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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yah pretty much that. it's mean to fuck with high people just tell him u know
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: Speck1186]
#15804120 - 02/13/12 04:12 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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jizz on the foil, spread it around really good and then roll it back up.
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underfliptown
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: ButteredToast]
#15804136 - 02/13/12 04:16 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
ButteredToast said:
jizz on the foil, spread it around really good and then roll it back up.
I was gonna say piss, but this is even better.
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riverdweller
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: Speck1186]
#15804137 - 02/13/12 04:16 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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I had a boyfriend once who was crazy, he would interrogate me over the mascara crumbles in my make up bag. He was 100% sure the crumbles were heroin and a.) I was a junky bitch and b.)I was a greedy Bogartting junky bitch. He nearly strangled me to death one night because I wouldn't confess. LOL
That has nothing to do with your question but it's funny and makes me laugh.
It's none of your business what they're up to unless it's your money or your drugs. Why do you care?
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Midnight_Toker
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: theenigma]
#15804141 - 02/13/12 04:17 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Why don't you just tell him to clean up his mess. Heroin residue isn't a good thing to leave scattered around the floor.
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underfliptown
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: riverdweller]
#15804147 - 02/13/12 04:19 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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I used to have a room mate who lived like 2 levels upstairs from me. One day she came down to talk to my other roommate. She smelled my weed and incense. Then she made up some bullshit story about the smell in her room. I went up to her room, sniffed around and concluded there was indeed no smell. Then she made up some bullshit about her "asthma" and how it made her sick. But since there was no smell its none of her fucking buisness. She just didn't like the fact that I smoked weed and burned incense. lol the only reason i DID burn incense was to cover the weed smell. She was a dumb bitch...
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theenigma
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: Speck1186] 1
#15804172 - 02/13/12 04:23 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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like i said i have no problem with heroin use i have been there and have no regrets myself, just don't think a 27 year old and a 19 year old in my damn house doing the shit all damn night on week nights and sleeping through their jobs the next day and pretending to be sick is very responsible use. Im not as stupid as i think they are and want to make a point without being the dick giving a responsibility lecture cause THAT is not my business. We do plenty of partying together ALL the time it's not like im some drug free dick of a roommate trying to tell him to stop doing drugs... Just tired of the dude trying to be all sketchy and hide it and sleeping through work as I am his supervisor !
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riverdweller
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: theenigma]
#15804181 - 02/13/12 04:25 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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well that would have been nice to know in the beginning of your scenario.
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Midnight_Toker
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: theenigma]
#15804186 - 02/13/12 04:26 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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It's not lecturing him if he's not showing up to work. If you're his supervisor then it's your duty to just be clear with him. Let him know that you know and DGAF what he's doing so long as he goes to work or else he will be fired, and if he gets fired and can't pay the rent then he will be kicked out of the apartment too. It's not rude, it's the truth.
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underfliptown
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: Midnight_Toker] 1
#15804189 - 02/13/12 04:27 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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The Vapor
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: theenigma]
#15804193 - 02/13/12 04:27 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
theenigma said:
like i said i have no problem with heroin use i have been there and have no regrets myself, just don't think a 27 year old and a 19 year old in my damn house doing the shit all damn night on week nights and sleeping through their jobs the next day and pretending to be sick is very responsible use. Im not as stupid as i think they are and want to make a point without being the dick giving a responsibility lecture cause THAT is not my business. We do plenty of partying together ALL the time it's not like im some drug free dick of a roommate trying to tell him to stop doing drugs... Just tired of the dude trying to be all sketchy and hide it and sleeping through work as I am his supervisor !
Then don't prank them. Talk to them about it.
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riverdweller
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: theenigma]
#15804209 - 02/13/12 04:30 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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i call bullshit
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underfliptown
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: The Vapor]
#15804210 - 02/13/12 04:30 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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^^ goddamn hippie.
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Meteloides
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: underfliptown] 4
#15804212 - 02/13/12 04:30 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Unroll the foil, draw a gigantic disapproving eye on it, then roll it back up.
Or, you know, sit down with him and have a genuine, heartfelt, and factual conversation about the danger of opiate abuse and how it is endangering both his job and his relationship with you.
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riverdweller
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: Meteloides]
#15804226 - 02/13/12 04:33 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
Meteloides said:
Unroll the foil, draw a gigantic disapproving eye on it, then roll it back up.
That was good!
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trANce
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: Meteloides]
#15804271 - 02/13/12 04:39 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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firecracker in blunt 
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Patlal
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Re: How to prank the heroin using room mate? [Re: trANce]
#15804285 - 02/13/12 04:42 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Here's a prank
Switch his H with Cyanide
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