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 Sheekle
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#15803686 - 02/13/12 02:51 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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So every time my aunt pets my dogs, she "accidentally" touches their weiners and cooters with her hand. She'll be scratching their bellies really hard or w/e and it seems like she makes a conscious effort to hit their private parts with her hand.
She literally does this 100 percent of the time that I see her pet my dogs on their stomachs. It seems like she tries to make it inconspicuous like she isn't doing it on purpose but I swear her body language indicates that she's doing it on purpose. Just a quick brush on the weiner.
You know how people do that thing as a defense mechanism where they make something seem semi-acceptable or partially acceptable if they can't make it seem fully acceptable? Obviously having sexual affairs with an animal is very taboo in our society and I believe that she has had sexual relations with a dog at some point in her life and doesn't know how to deal with it and tries to normalize it in a sense by doin the ol dog weiner swipe which makes it seem like touching a dogs weiner (even if it's "by accident") isn't such a bad thing.
She's fat too and I once saw a few scenes from an "animal encounters" psychology documentation video on sexual affairs with animals or something that I'm fairly certain someone posted here on the shroomery and it was fat girls so maybe larger woman in particular are more attracted to zoosexuality
Beastiality isn't completely unheard of and from a psychology standpoint it is considered to be "normal" if someone tries to engage an animal in sexual experimentation during the period of psycho-sexual development. Ever hear of the ol peanut butter weiner trick thang?
So yes, I believe that the reason my aunt always touches my dogs private parts "by accident" every single time she pets them on their stomaches, is that she has mixed and repressed feelings about a sexual encounter(s) she had at some point in her life.
Maybe she was molested and wants to gain sexual dominance over something and touching a dogs weiner is her way of doing that. But i think its the dog sexual encounter thang
and what do you have to say to that?
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Sheekle] 1
#15803700 - 02/13/12 02:53 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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im speechless
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Sheekle] 4
#15803702 - 02/13/12 02:53 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: danlennon3]
#15803707 - 02/13/12 02:55 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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has anyone else in the family ever noticed anything odd?
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: propensity]
#15803711 - 02/13/12 02:55 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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So your aunt jerks off dogs.
Everybody here has seen worse than that.
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: propensity] 3
#15803715 - 02/13/12 02:56 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Sheekle
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: danlennon3]
#15803730 - 02/13/12 02:58 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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danlennon3 said:
has anyone else in the family ever noticed anything odd?
i'm sure my dad has noticed, he notices a lot of stuff like that too. like subtle little things people do that have more signifigant meanings than they make em out to have.
my mom and her get drunk when she comes over so my moms probably oblivous to my aunts dog weiner touching normalizations
she isn't like full blown jerking the dog off lol (that i have seen at least rofl) but she swipes her hand on his dick "accidentaly" every time
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Sheekle]
#15803761 - 02/13/12 03:03 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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definitely some repressed emotions going on in her head
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: danlennon3]
#15803772 - 02/13/12 03:06 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Pretty much everything you said, roll 2 dice and unless you get double 6's you're right.
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Sheekle]
#15803773 - 02/13/12 03:06 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Ask her a random question about doubting your pet's health that would somehow make her blow her cover by knowing too much about a vague zoonotic disease or something.
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: danlennon3]
#15803790 - 02/13/12 03:11 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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uhm... I dunno man.
I have seen plenty people pet a dog and touch his wiener...
like it not like the dog had a red rocket lol
when you pet their belly sometimes you do it but its not sexual..
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: blujay]
#15803791 - 02/13/12 03:12 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
blujay said:
Ask her a random question about doubting your pet's health that would somehow make her blow her cover by knowing too much about a vague zoonotic disease or something.
omg those tyranids are awesome man
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: sasquatch]
#15803799 - 02/13/12 03:12 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
sasquatch said:
uhm... I dunno man.
I have seen plenty people pet a dog and touch his wiener...
like it not like the dog had a red rocket lol
when you pet their belly sometimes you do it but its not sexual..
yeah thats what she was trying to make it seem like but her body language changes when she does it like shes making the conscious effort to do it and try to disguise it as if shes simply doing it by accident and not phased by it
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: danlennon3]
#15803801 - 02/13/12 03:13 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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If you regularly masturbate your K9 police dog you'll have greater control of it - Any validity?
Seems like an odd belief. Any validity to this hypothesis that wanking your dog will make him more compliant?
Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling
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Facing misdemeanor animal-cruelty charges are Kelvin Thompson, 25, who works at Green Rock Correctional Center in Chatham; Melvin Boone, 40, who worked at the state prison in Sussex County; Adam R. Webb, 27, and Cheri Campbell, 35, who work at Nottoway Correctional Center; and Anthony Eldridge, 33, a sergeant who worked at Nottoway.
Powhatan Commonwealth’s Attorney Robert B. Beasley Jr. said Thompson “allegedly had some sexual contact with the animal.“ The male dog, a German shepherd or shepherd mix, was not harmed, he said.
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
A corrections employee saw the video and reported it to a superior, Beasley said.
The events occurred between June 16 and Aug. 1, according to arrest warrants. All five officers were charged Oct. 2 by summons.
Terry N. Grimes, a Roanoke attorney representing Thompson, said his client planned to plead not guilty but admitted to fondling the animal.
“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: orison319]
#15803829 - 02/13/12 03:22 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Quote:
orison319 said:
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If you regularly masturbate your K9 police dog you'll have greater control of it - Any validity?
Seems like an odd belief. Any validity to this hypothesis that wanking your dog will make him more compliant?
Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling
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Facing misdemeanor animal-cruelty charges are Kelvin Thompson, 25, who works at Green Rock Correctional Center in Chatham; Melvin Boone, 40, who worked at the state prison in Sussex County; Adam R. Webb, 27, and Cheri Campbell, 35, who work at Nottoway Correctional Center; and Anthony Eldridge, 33, a sergeant who worked at Nottoway.
Powhatan Commonwealth’s Attorney Robert B. Beasley Jr. said Thompson “allegedly had some sexual contact with the animal.“ The male dog, a German shepherd or shepherd mix, was not harmed, he said.
“Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,“ Beasley said. “The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video.“
A corrections employee saw the video and reported it to a superior, Beasley said.
The events occurred between June 16 and Aug. 1, according to arrest warrants. All five officers were charged Oct. 2 by summons.
Terry N. Grimes, a Roanoke attorney representing Thompson, said his client planned to plead not guilty but admitted to fondling the animal.
“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: CrossingTheStar]
#15805207 - 02/13/12 07:09 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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:redrocket:
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: poiuytrewa]
#15805228 - 02/13/12 07:12 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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poiuytrewa said:
:redrocket:
You bastard, you "beat" me to it.
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Treefeeler] 1
#15805268 - 02/13/12 07:19 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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"woof woof"
now why don't you *cough* rub my tummy 
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Salomon] 1
#15805301 - 02/13/12 07:24 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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Is your aunt a bitch by any chance?
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Re: so i think my aunt has hooked up with a few pooches in her time [Re: Devlish2] 1
#15805412 - 02/13/12 07:44 PM (3 months, 13 days ago) |
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This is the second strangest thing i've read on here so far.
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so wait your turn to pray for your saviour sir, the flames will burn for days in your paper church,
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i'd escape the world if i just had the funds to... I'm stuck hitting undo undo undo
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trust who? when your fucking lust has become you
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