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 OrgoneConclusion
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#15797389 - 02/12/12 11:37 AM (3 months, 15 days ago) |
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The day when men have to pay for sex - again.
Show of hands, how many guys here ever got a nice piece of jewelry on VD?
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Icelander
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said:
The day when men have to pay for sex - again.
Show of hands, how many guys here ever got a nice piece of jewelry on VD?
My sister just sent me $1000 in a valentines card. 
Having kind and generous rich relatives never hurts. 
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"Beneath the civilized veneer, man remains the supreme predator. Cursed with what he believes is understanding, his true soul blossoms godlike in the heart of the nuclear inferno."
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OrgoneConclusion
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You are 'doing' your sister? 
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Icelander
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The moneys good.
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“What is the ideal for mental health, then? A lived, compelling illusion that does not lie about life, death, and reality; one honest enough to follow its own commandments: I mean, not to kill, not to take the lives of others to justify itself.”
― Ernest Becker
"Beneath the civilized veneer, man remains the supreme predator. Cursed with what he believes is understanding, his true soul blossoms godlike in the heart of the nuclear inferno."
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DieCommie
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Quote:
OrgoneConclusion said:
The day when men have to pay for sex - again.
Show of hands, how many guys here ever got a nice piece of jewelry on VD?
Never gotten, nor given I might add!
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Diploid
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You've never gotten nor given VD?
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Hard to believe, right? Read it for yourself:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7874721#Post7874721
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Icelander
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 Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Diploid]
#15797720 - 02/12/12 12:42 PM (3 months, 15 days ago) |
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Someones still a virgin. 
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“What is the ideal for mental health, then? A lived, compelling illusion that does not lie about life, death, and reality; one honest enough to follow its own commandments: I mean, not to kill, not to take the lives of others to justify itself.”
― Ernest Becker
"Beneath the civilized veneer, man remains the supreme predator. Cursed with what he believes is understanding, his true soul blossoms godlike in the heart of the nuclear inferno."
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OrgoneConclusion
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One girlfriend wanted to know how I figured out she was cheating on me. What was the clue, was I psychic?
I simply showed her the gonorrhea lab report. 
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Diploid
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I got crabs once in my early 20s, but I swear I had been celibate at the time for almost a year. I have no idea where they came from to this day. My best guess is a public toilet, but who knows.
Never had anything else, thank the FSM. 
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Wanna hear something depressing? One out of four Shroomerites wants to lock me in a government cage for using a substance they don't like.
Hard to believe, right? Read it for yourself:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7874721#Post7874721
Edited by Diploid (02/12/12 12:57 PM)
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Diploid]
#15797768 - 02/12/12 12:51 PM (3 months, 15 days ago) |
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What were you celebrating? 
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hecticpicnic
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The only times i've ever sent valentines is a as a joke,
just seems like a waste of time and money.And nobody i've been with has cared.
The whole day seems like a load of bullshit, where did it originate anyways
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Icelander
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Hallmark.
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“What is the ideal for mental health, then? A lived, compelling illusion that does not lie about life, death, and reality; one honest enough to follow its own commandments: I mean, not to kill, not to take the lives of others to justify itself.”
― Ernest Becker
"Beneath the civilized veneer, man remains the supreme predator. Cursed with what he believes is understanding, his true soul blossoms godlike in the heart of the nuclear inferno."
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Kickle
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I got hand-knitted (girlfriend knitted) socks yesterday to celebrate. 
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Kickle]
#15798165 - 02/12/12 02:03 PM (3 months, 15 days ago) |
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Nice, but not quite up there with diamond earrings. If you gave her a pair of socks you would be shown the door.
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Kickle
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I gave her a hitachi "massager" I bought cheap around christmas and then proceeded to use it in as many ways as I could think up.
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Diploid
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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Kickle]
#15799074 - 02/12/12 04:40 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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A vacuum cleaner or frying pan would have been far more practical. Just sayin'. 
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Wanna hear something depressing? One out of four Shroomerites wants to lock me in a government cage for using a substance they don't like.
Hard to believe, right? Read it for yourself:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7874721#Post7874721
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blingbling
what you chicken stew?
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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Diploid]
#15799777 - 02/12/12 07:05 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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whenever i talk to my women friends about vd they always ask what i'm getting my girlfriend and i always tell them fuck all because vd is a hoax. then they look at me like i just farted in their face
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"The man with the clear head is the man who frees himself from those fantastic ideas (the characterological lie about reality) and looks life in the face, realizes that everything in it is problematic, and feels lost. And this is the simple truth - that to live is to feel lost - he who accepts it has already begun to find himself, to be on firm ground. Instinctively, as do the shipwrecked, he will look round for something to which to cling, and that tragic, ruthless glance, absolutely sincere, because it is a question of his salvation, will cause him to bring order into the chaos of his life. These are the only genuine ideas; the ideas of the shipwrecked." - Ernest Becker
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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Diploid]
#15799778 - 02/12/12 07:06 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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A frying pan can be a deadly weapon.
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OrgoneConclusion
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Quote:
blingbling said:
whenever i talk to my women friends about vd they always ask what i'm getting my girlfriend and i always tell them fuck all because vd is a hoax. then they look at me like i just farted in their face
Those same women will never ask what you got because they know better.
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