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Anonymous #1

How Do I summon ghosts?
    #15789714 - 02/10/12 05:44 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Hey, quick question guys. How do I summon ghosts? I need to summon a few ghosts comeing up and am not exactly sure the proper way to go about it.


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Anonymous #2

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15789742 - 02/10/12 05:50 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

all ways are wrong.
you dont do that.
all religions are against this act.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15789752 - 02/10/12 05:54 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Demons are more fun. :lol: research some wicca or paganism.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15790043 - 02/10/12 07:14 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Do you speak tongues? Ghost only speak/respond to someone speaking tongues.


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Anonymous #5

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15790245 - 02/10/12 08:03 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Hey, quick question guys. How do I summon ghosts? I need to summon a few ghosts comeing up and am not exactly sure the proper way to go about it.



Yeah my satanic friend say use a pentaogram personally i would want to even go near that realm eevil spirits are real dont fuck with them


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Anonymous #6

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #15790254 - 02/10/12 08:06 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

:facepalm: send a unicorn my way while you're at it.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #15790266 - 02/10/12 08:08 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

It's all in your head when you think their real. :shrug: spirits are made up in your mind. If nobody ever told you about ghosts you would NEVER see one.


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Anonymous #7

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #15790947 - 02/10/12 11:50 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

solomons mirror

and other dark magick rituals  :sexymeow:


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Anonymous #8

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15790974 - 02/11/12 12:03 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

:oldman2:  :voodoo:  :sheepfucker:


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Anonymous #9

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
    #15791211 - 02/11/12 01:37 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

All i can say is dont go down that road.  Stay walking in the way of light my friend.  i would not summon such creatures by way of the dark realm.


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Anonymous #10

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15791263 - 02/11/12 02:02 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

I'm a level 5 warlock with +2 summoning and I say do it.

:pm: me for sources for some killer scrolls man


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Anonymous #11

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #15791298 - 02/11/12 02:27 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

keep your thoughts on them at all times.  Put yourself in the company of evil people and bring up the subject in the dark at night. believe that something is out there.


Demons and spirits have a pretty good grip on the world right now so have fun and enjoy.


don't be upset when they triangulate your position sometime if you succeed.  and no, not talking about the "ghosts"


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Anonymous #3

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #15791553 - 02/11/12 05:56 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Why does everyone say their evil? Couldn't a ghost be freindly?


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Anonymous #12

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #15791617 - 02/11/12 06:30 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Just eat some Datura and you'll be followed by ghosts for three days.

Ps: in all seriousness, don't.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15791725 - 02/11/12 07:15 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Just eat some Datura and you'll be followed by ghosts for three days.

Ps: in all seriousness, don't.



been there done that...got the t-shirt...shit sucks


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Anonymous #13

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15793286 - 02/11/12 02:44 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Everyone is making this way too complicated.  Fucking Ouija board.
The best part is you put words in the ghosts' mouths.


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Anonymous #14

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #15793311 - 02/11/12 02:53 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Everyone is making this way too complicated.  Fucking Ouija board.
The best part is you put words in the ghosts' mouths.




I was getting ready to suggest that too. Get one and use it in a graveyard at night. :whoyougonnacall:


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Anonymous #15

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #15793323 - 02/11/12 02:57 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

What's really a kick is summoning demons in your sleep. You just gotta eat some Mexican Bitter Grass before bed to get into a lucid state. Then cast your favorite summoning spell! I had a Succubus suck my cock till I was about to nut, then bit it off!

PLUS the bitch stole my soul. Now I'm just this soulless body! Pretty phat foreel.


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Anonymous #16

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #15795118 - 02/11/12 08:58 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15797418 - 02/12/12 11:43 AM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
solomons mirror

and other dark magick rituals  :sexymeow:





I would totattly bang her.


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Anonymous #17

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15797557 - 02/12/12 12:11 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Black baptism. Invite "them" in after...


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Anonymous #4

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #15797952 - 02/12/12 01:24 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

I already did


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Anonymous #18

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #15798922 - 02/12/12 04:14 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

i think datura, toxic fumes, and lead poisoning are considered the quickest and easiest ways to go about this. 

you could also try a common literary motif such as being in an old abandoned building and laughing out loud about how you, "DON"T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AT ALL!  GHOST'S AREN'T SCARY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T REAL AND I DON"T BELIEVE IN THEM!"


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Anonymous #19

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #15800072 - 02/12/12 08:06 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

mage do food to me


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Anonymous #20

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #15800085 - 02/12/12 08:09 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

first you pull your pants down underwear and all
get naked,
stick one finger in the air
and say *oh mighty sound effects lady do i have 2 numbers right*


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Anonymous #17

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #20] * 1
    #15800400 - 02/12/12 09:10 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

Recite this on the shore of a beach:
Hail to the Guardians of the Watchtowers of the East - powers of air and invention! Hear us!

Hail to the Guardians of the Watchtowers of the South - powers of fire and feeling! Hear us!

Hail to the Guardians of the Watchtowers of the West - powers of water and intuition! Hear us!

Hail to the Guardians of the Watchtowers of the North - powers of mother and earth! Hear us!

Aid us in our magical working on this May's eve. Serpent of Old, Rule of Deeps, Guardian of the Bitter Sea. Show us your glory. Show us your power! We pray of thee. We pray of thee. We invoke thee! Oh, Serpent One, hear our calls, hear our prayers! Ancient Wise One, teach us thy ways! We summon and stir thee! Lend us your powers, show us your glory! We invoke thee! We invoke thee! We invoke thee! Manon, fill me!


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Anonymous #13

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #15801146 - 02/12/12 11:24 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

fill me!


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Anonymous #15

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #15803113 - 02/13/12 12:50 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #16 said:
You have to will it hard. However, They are not "ghosts" or "demons" and they will fuck you up if you are just using them. I suggest forgetting about it, but do what you want.



:seriousface:


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Anonymous #21

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15804422 - 02/13/12 05:07 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

Wait...are some of you guys fucking serious?  I can see the sarcasm in some, but...really?  Are you guys fucking twelve?


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Anonymous #22

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #15804540 - 02/13/12 05:25 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

You can find the Holy Ghost near the father and son.  Amen.


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Anonymous #23

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #15805291 - 02/13/12 07:22 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

Hold on a sec, I'll get my book of shadows and report back.


Edited by Anonymous (02/13/12 07:31 PM)


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Anonymous #23

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #15805335 - 02/13/12 07:29 PM (3 months, 14 days ago)

Ok..this is a topic I have extensive experience in. After years searching through old texts and compiling my book of shadows, this particular spell is able to summon a rather insidous beast. It is called the shamona, and feasts on the souls of trusting children who have greedy parents.

To summon this powerful spirit, you have to dress in a red cloak or robe and recite the following in the presence of young children. Just make sure their parents are full of greed.

You must also carve this symbol onto your chest before chanting.



Put a slow melodic beat in the background and begin the dark incantation:

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller



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Anonymous #10

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #15806906 - 02/14/12 03:26 AM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Pic looks like fallopian tubes and a cervix. What the fuck #23


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Anonymous #1

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #15807149 - 02/14/12 06:15 AM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Those are zombies, not ghosts.


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Anonymous #24

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15808076 - 02/14/12 11:43 AM (3 months, 13 days ago)

look up some spells write a rite that you can put feeling into. Rite from the heart is always better then latin you cant read. Ask a ghost to come too you.look up the spritlism(sp) around the 1930's alot of that was going on then.  never force something too you always ask for what you want too come. dismiss it bid it fair well or it may stick around. being taken over by dark spirit not that bad. got into satanism when kid before i found wicca/paganism. satanism is BS and = to christainty. empty songs and praise to man made ideals. Invoking the old gods and spirits of the land is real. Start small and give real scarifices. maybe the best herb you ever smoked or shrooms. Drop your own blood works too.
  But i'll warn you if your not ready to see things dont do it. once the spirit world is open they know you can see hear or feel them and everything will show up at your doorstep once in your life.


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Anonymous #25

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #15808117 - 02/14/12 12:05 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #21 said:
Wait...are some of you guys fucking serious?  I can see the sarcasm in some, but...really?  Are you guys fucking twelve?




This. I meet people who believe this shit IRL and they always say, "you have to be open to it to see/hear/experience it." In other words, you have to work yourself into heavy delusion and psychosis for it to seem real. No thanks.


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Anonymous #26

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #15808515 - 02/14/12 01:46 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)

:facepalm:  :huxleyfacepalm:  :facepalm:


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Anonymous #27

Re: How Do I summon ghosts? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #15808534 - 02/14/12 01:50 PM (3 months, 13 days ago)



Here is how, don't fuck up.


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