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Offlinejakeisblue
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This guy... LOL
    #15787259 - 02/10/12 03:56 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Just read this on another website. This is what the government "WANTS" you to say...

"I thought I had heard it all in 59 years...I was WRONG!
Something new came to me this evening, I had to share.....
Has anyone, ever, heard of this?
Collecting mushrooms that grow on cow dung, and eating them to get high?
Yes, you read that right!
I was told this evening that a certain group of "MORONS" up north of AshFork Arizona, go around collecting ( harvesting if you will) mushrooms that grow on the 'cow flop' accumulated in the area, specifically near the cattle tanks!
Now I may be wrong, and it won't be new to me at this point, BUT, isn't that pretty stupid?
In my estimation, those itty bitty 'shrooms, are poisonous!???
Yes? No?
Someone, PLEASE enlighten me on this one!?
Now this may sound a bit harsh, but I hope they take a trip and NEVER come back!"
"I can't get over the cow poop part myself!
If this was a part of some Native American thing, I'd never have mentioned it, as I know a handful of them here in Arizona...BUT these "people" are ding dongs! I'd be willing to bet they'd smoke tires, if they could keep them lit!
I did a tad bit of research and found they are not addictive, but from what I read, a lot of people have had some very bad times with them and depending on the person, some have never fully recovered from the first time. Evidently there are some really varied effects, and depending on one's mindset ( or lack thereof) it can be a nightmare. Some say they have been doing them for years and on occasion they may have some bade effects, but on the whole they say nothing bad happens...Those that did have problems seem to have some serious issues even after years later. I suppose it's like a bad trip, and it screws some people up....
As a kid, I flipped those cow patties over to find scorpions!
Shows you my warped mental condition!"

- This guy is no better than those "druggies"


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Offlineplasma21
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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: jakeisblue]
    #15787307 - 02/10/12 04:27 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

plz link plz


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: plasma21]
    #15787502 - 02/10/12 06:31 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Just a typical uneducated, ignorant person. Nothing new here.:shrug:


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From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Rainman420]
    #15787514 - 02/10/12 06:39 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

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Now this may sound a bit harsh, but I hope they take a trip and NEVER come back!"




I really don't understand the hate :shrug: They have the right not to agree with us drug users, but why do they have to hate and wish such things on us ? These kind of people seem to hate psychedelic users more than anything else, even tweakers who might rob them for a bag of dope. I I really don't get it :shrug:


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Constantine]
    #15787529 - 02/10/12 06:49 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Here's the link.

http://www.survivalmonkey.com/forum/tin-foil-hat-lounge/23624-bizarre-magic-mushrooms.html

Looks like many of the replies are in favour of mushrooms.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: UniversalShaman]
    #15787539 - 02/10/12 06:54 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

should i go pick mushrooms, from cow pattys?


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: UniversalShaman]
    #15787556 - 02/10/12 07:01 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

he may be on to something w/the smoking tires bit though.... i'm gonna try it and see if it gets me "lit."  may be some undiscovered compound/or effect in there that is yet to be experienced.  i look at this as research to find the next mind altering experience.  I will report back w/my findings.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: trANce]
    #15787557 - 02/10/12 07:01 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

wait, so mushrooms grow on cow shit?!


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15787563 - 02/10/12 07:03 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

as a matter of fact, i thought everyone knew this. in florida, thats what people do.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: trANce]
    #15787566 - 02/10/12 07:03 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

i call bullshit. how can a cow fart out magic mushrooms?


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15787578 - 02/10/12 07:06 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)



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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: trANce]
    #15787580 - 02/10/12 07:07 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

there is many links out there about it


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: trANce]
    #15787584 - 02/10/12 07:08 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

i can link shit all day. the fact is, cows do not have the capability to produce cubes.


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15787589 - 02/10/12 07:10 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15787591 - 02/10/12 07:12 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

im pretty sure that if you were to look around in your local cow field you would find some mushies...


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Constantine]
    #15787594 - 02/10/12 07:12 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Constantine said:
:curbyourenthusiasm:



there is nothing funny here why are you laughing


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: trANce]
    #15787600 - 02/10/12 07:13 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

i know for a FACT i will not find an active mushroom growing in cow shit. the germs alone would leave a poor living condition. not to mention the smell..


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If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Constantine]
    #15787603 - 02/10/12 07:15 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

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Constantine said:
:curbyourenthusiasm:




this is not funny! this is a serious conversation! this guy truly believes cows produce magic mushrooms.


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Solids and liquids are differentiated, one from the other, by the way the material responds to stress.If the material deforms and stays deformed, springs back when the stress is removed, it's a solid.

If instead the material flows when stressed, rearranges itself in such a way as to remove the stress, it's a liquid. . . .

We're gonna have to adapt if we expect to survive.


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15787604 - 02/10/12 07:16 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

loll


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Re: This guy... LOL [Re: Poor Boy]
    #15787687 - 02/10/12 07:49 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

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Poor Boy said:
i know for a FACT i will not find an active mushroom growing in cow shit. the germs alone would leave a poor living condition. not to mention the smell..




This guy thinks he knows stuff.

Wow.


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