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Anonymous #1

If your house was raided right now...
    #15781080 - 02/08/12 07:32 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

and they find EVERYTHING. How many years do you think you'll go to prison?


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Anonymous #2

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15781093 - 02/08/12 07:34 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Life probably.


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Anonymous #3

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15781101 - 02/08/12 07:35 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

no time at all. They've got nothing on me. And i have a lock box that i put all my shit in air tight jars underground. I still have nothing at moment though


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Anonymous #4

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15781111 - 02/08/12 07:37 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

haha they would probably put me in the psych ward knowing I gotta be a little bonkers


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Anonymous #5

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15781474 - 02/08/12 08:48 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

I'd probably be looking at a few years of parole b/c I have a clean record and this is a liberal county. Otherwise 5-10.


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Anonymous #6

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #15781540 - 02/08/12 09:07 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

maybe a $50 ticket :lol: fun question though


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Anonymous #7

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #15781572 - 02/08/12 09:14 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Life probably.



This


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Anonymous #8

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15781852 - 02/08/12 10:30 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Well after the possible murder case, when I have to avenge my dog. Life

But under some circumstance where they were cool and didn't shoot me or my dog.

No punishment, and possibly some money for the damages.


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Anonymous #8

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15781857 - 02/08/12 10:31 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Well after the possible murder case, when I have to avenge my dog. Possibly life.

But under some circumstance where they were cool and didn't shoot me or my dog.

No punishment, and possibly some money for the damages.

Id totally go "Law Abiding Citizen" on some popos for shootin my dog, thats why I say possibly.


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #15781944 - 02/08/12 10:59 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Yeah, .... 20+ years, with no prior criminal record. The war on drugs is the best thing ever :awedance:


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #15781955 - 02/08/12 11:04 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Yeah, .... 20+ years, with no prior criminal record. The war on drugs is the best thing ever.

I plan on dividing it all into two bags / packs this weekend and stashing them in two different spots, so if one gets found I still have the other. I own almost every drug that is currently illegal, I could be on the show hoarders x_x


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Anonymous #10

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15782124 - 02/09/12 12:23 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Probably 0.  6 months probation probably?


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Anonymous #11

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #15782160 - 02/09/12 12:40 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Nothing at all, the pigs would leave my house in shame..


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Anonymous #12

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #15783153 - 02/09/12 09:39 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Well my buddy got raided a few weeks ago so i just cleaned my place. I used to have like 3 scales and a bunch of pipes and other paraphernalia. I got rid of a lot of shit lately. Pretty much everything that could get me in trouble is in a lock box ready to be tossed onto my roof if i was to be raided.


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Anonymous #13

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #15783164 - 02/09/12 09:42 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)

I have less than a zip of pot, so that's just a ticket, but the monotub in my bedroom and the 5 oz of dried mushies in my closet might get me a few years...  I guess if they dug through my closet real deep they would find a half gram or so of DMT as well.


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Anonymous #14

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #15783206 - 02/09/12 09:55 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)


I would get off lucky with 10-15 with a good lawyer


Edited by Anonymous (02/09/12 09:22 PM)


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Anonymous #15

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #15783755 - 02/09/12 12:17 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Which house? :confused::lol:


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Anonymous #16

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #15783883 - 02/09/12 12:44 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

the stash house for my white is nicknamed alaska,

if that shit got raided, throw life right at ya!!!


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15784337 - 02/09/12 02:33 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Well my buddy got raided a few weeks ago so i just cleaned my place. I used to have like 3 scales and a bunch of pipes and other paraphernalia. I got rid of a lot of shit lately. Pretty much everything that could get me in trouble is in a lock box ready to be tossed onto my roof if i was to be raided.




... Tossed onto your roof...?


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Anonymous #17

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15784389 - 02/09/12 02:43 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Yeah, .... 20+ years, with no prior criminal record. The war on drugs is the best thing ever.

I plan on dividing it all into two bags / packs this weekend and stashing them in two different spots, so if one gets found I still have the other. I own almost every drug that is currently illegal, I could be on the show hoarders x_x



:justno: ...even ibogaine?


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Anonymous #12

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15784437 - 02/09/12 02:55 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Well my buddy got raided a few weeks ago so i just cleaned my place. I used to have like 3 scales and a bunch of pipes and other paraphernalia. I got rid of a lot of shit lately. Pretty much everything that could get me in trouble is in a lock box ready to be tossed onto my roof if i was to be raided.




... Tossed onto your roof...?




Yeah dude, I keep my shit in the upstairs room of the house. Easy roof access to throw my shit up there if i was raided. Who the fuck is gonna search my rooftop?


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Anonymous #16

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15784538 - 02/09/12 03:21 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Well my buddy got raided a few weeks ago so i just cleaned my place. I used to have like 3 scales and a bunch of pipes and other paraphernalia. I got rid of a lot of shit lately. Pretty much everything that could get me in trouble is in a lock box ready to be tossed onto my roof if i was to be raided.




... Tossed onto your roof...?




Yeah dude, I keep my shit in the upstairs room of the house. Easy roof access to throw my shit up there if i was raided. Who the fuck is gonna search my rooftop?




they usually have cops watch the back and sides of houses when responding to a call, picking someone up, executing a warrant.  I'd thought about doing something like this, throwing it out the apartment window into a large tree and hope it got stuck and went unnoticed, but it probably wouldn't work, someone on the ground would see it.


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Anonymous #12

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #15784581 - 02/09/12 03:29 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Ive already thought of a solution to that problem. First open window and dont let a cop see you. Then you yell " Quick he's going out the back door!" When the cop runs out back you stash your stuff on the roof. This is all hypothetical of course.


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #15784974 - 02/09/12 04:59 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #17 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Yeah, .... 20+ years, with no prior criminal record. The war on drugs is the best thing ever.

I plan on dividing it all into two bags / packs this weekend and stashing them in two different spots, so if one gets found I still have the other. I own almost every drug that is currently illegal, I could be on the show hoarders x_x



:justno: ...even ibogaine?




No, just dmt, acid, mushrooms, mdma, xanax, cocaine, mescaline, vicodin, opium, methylone, painkillers, 2c-i, pot, and probably other stuff I probably don't even remember having...

But no, no ibogaine.


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15785001 - 02/09/12 05:03 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

I need to figure out how to hollow out a small boulder or something, I've looked at stash jars in headshops and the all look suspicious and had moisture buildup inside of them cause they are far from air proof.


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Anonymous #4

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15785004 - 02/09/12 05:04 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Ive already thought of a solution to that problem. First open window and dont let a cop see you. Then you yell " Quick he's going out the back door!" When the cop runs out back you stash your stuff on the roof. This is all hypothetical of course.



:rofl2: yeah deff watch too many movies:rofl2:


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Anonymous #12

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15785014 - 02/09/12 05:07 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

:shrug: I dont really know what else id do. Its would be worth a shot.


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Anonymous #18

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #15786064 - 02/09/12 09:14 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

purchase an industrial incinerator. 

store your droogz in the incinerator.


create remote activation device.


*triumph*


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Anonymous #14

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #15786096 - 02/09/12 09:20 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #18 said:
purchase an industrial incinerator. 

store your droogz in the incinerator.


create remote activation device.


*triumph*




Take drugs stored in incinerator,

accidently set off the remote activation device,

:damnwtf: All yo droogz gone


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Anonymous #19

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #15790162 - 02/10/12 07:44 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)

82 years in Federal pound me in the ass prison


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Anonymous #20

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #15792520 - 02/11/12 11:40 AM (3 months, 16 days ago)

My house did get raided a few years ago.

Without any deal?  I woulda been in there for the rest of my life with these fucked up mandatory minimum laws.

The first deal:  20 years, out in 10.

The final deal: probation and a year of an intensive drug diversion program :thumbup:


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Anonymous #21

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #15795420 - 02/11/12 10:08 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

A month of probation.


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #15795616 - 02/11/12 10:48 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Why did your house get raided?

Help us to not be raided, please.


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Anonymous #22

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15795670 - 02/11/12 11:01 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Well i actually just got raided the other day and i would get 2 years 10 months. but they didn't find the good stuff. just the pot :smile:


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Anonymous #22

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15795676 - 02/11/12 11:02 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Well i actually just got raided the other day and i would get 2 years 10 months. but they didn't find the good stuff. just the pot


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Anonymous #20

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #15795683 - 02/11/12 11:06 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Why did your house get raided?

Help us to not be raided, please.




Don't get greedy.  Don't sell.  What started off as buying extra and selling shit to my friends to pay for my own supply turned into wanting more and more, stepping up higher in the game.  I got infatuated with the money, how easy/fast/much it was. 

But what eventually did me in though, was my bitch.  She was into some shit herself that went sour and the cops just went right through her to me. 

So yeah:

-Don't sell drugs
-Don't tell anyone anything
-Don't date a bitch who deals or is in her own shit

Seriously though, don't underestimate what girlfriends or friends will say to save their ass or under duress.  No matter how much you educate someone, tell them what will happen, how long you've been together, how much you love each other, etc...people are going to act in their best interests when it comes down to it and not many people act well under pressure.  You can't trust anyone when they're confronted by cops, grilling them with questions and threatening them.  No one.  You can trust certain people any other time but not in those circumstances.  The best plan is not to give anyone you know cause to be in such a situation.  And don't fuck with people who have the potential to be in that situation.  Cops lie, friends lie, girls lie...everyone lies. 

The best way is to not sell drugs.  If you don't put yourself out there like that, then you really reduce your risk of having anyone come up in your place.


Edited by Anonymous (02/11/12 11:14 PM)


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Anonymous #9

Re: If your house was raided right now... [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #15796029 - 02/12/12 01:12 AM (3 months, 15 days ago)

If you sell drugs, you need to be absolutely no cross-over with real life.

Setting up virtual machines on flash drives, connecting on someone else's network. It can be done, but the cost to risk ratio really sits in your lap st the end of the day.

Though I'm a drug hoarder, need to carve out a boulder, and keep buying.


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