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CaptainAhab
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I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date *DELETED*
#15736240 - 01/29/12 11:25 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Post deleted by CaptainAhabReason for deletion: The pube maggots in this post are unworthy of my wisdom
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Curiousgeorge22
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736248 - 01/29/12 11:26 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've learned this as well.
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akira_akuma
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736251 - 01/29/12 11:28 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh no, a lower opinion!1 NOOOOOOOO!
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I_was_the_walrus
eggshells
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: akira_akuma]
#15736265 - 01/29/12 11:32 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dudes got 77 people on ignore.
Who the hell is he even talking to?
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NWlight
Just look
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736295 - 01/29/12 11:44 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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uhhhhh i dont know if this is true.
i mean, i see nothin wrong with going down on a girl on the first date as long as you're gonna get sex out of it or at least a blow job.
but to just make out and then go down on her and then your'e done? thats like.... "i'm your bitch, use me mommy!"
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736322 - 01/29/12 11:53 PM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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he ignores me, then unignores me when i post in his threads, converses with me, and then re-ignores me. ??? lol
but in responding to the thread, going down on a chick is all a part of sex imo, whatever happens happens.
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xanderofpella
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736362 - 01/30/12 12:06 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: he ignores me, then unignores me when i post in his threads, converses with me, and then re-ignores me. ??? lol
but jesus christ 77? wtf.
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CaptainAhab
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: NWlight]
#15736365 - 01/30/12 12:08 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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There is nothing wrong with it, you're exactly right. BUT, what the girl thinks is that you're too eager to please her, and therefore, desperate, or flawed in some way.
That's the last place you want to be with a woman. You gotta be the mack who doesn't give a fuck. Fuck that pussy, I ain't eatin' it is the right attitude.
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NWlight
Just look
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736370 - 01/30/12 12:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You're single, aren't you?
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venetianblinds
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736371 - 01/30/12 12:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck rules
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CaptainAhab
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736376 - 01/30/12 12:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said: he ignores me, then unignores me when i post in his threads, converses with me, and then re-ignores me. ??? lol
but in responding to the thread, going down on a chick is all a part of sex imo, whatever happens happens.
You must be psychic, because I just reunignored you to read what the 77 thing was all about.
I see that I've been lured into unignoring you, for shits and giggles.
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CaptainAhab
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: NWlight]
#15736388 - 01/30/12 12:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said: You're single, aren't you?
Fuck that pussy, I ain't eatin' it.
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venetianblinds
cabbage
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736400 - 01/30/12 12:11 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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that a little selfish, no?
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NWlight
Just look
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: CaptainAhab]
#15736406 - 01/30/12 12:12 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think you misinterpreted the intonation of my words.
that was a question. here's a better way to say it:
you're single and I can see why.
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gzuf
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736413 - 01/30/12 12:14 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Dudes got 77 people on ignore.
Who the hell is he even talking to?
I've come to a conclusion: He is butthurt.
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thissongis
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: NWlight]
#15736414 - 01/30/12 12:15 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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You must not like getting your dick sucked?
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: gzuf]
#15736418 - 01/30/12 12:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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me myself i love a girl who can give good head, and most chicks wont give you head unless you go down on them. it has to be an equal thang.
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MeadowMushrooM
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#15736424 - 01/30/12 12:17 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Dudes got 77 people on ignore.
Who the hell is he even talking to?
LMAO. creeeppy and desperate
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CaptainAhab
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#15736429 - 01/30/12 12:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said: I think you misinterpreted the intonation of my words.
that was a question. here's a better way to say it:
you're single and I can see why.
Make that # 79!
You wonder why my block list is so long? It's people like you.
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shroomie_glen
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Re: I've come to a conclusion: Don't Eat Pussy on the 1st Date [Re: MeadowMushrooM]
#15736430 - 01/30/12 12:20 AM (12 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love giving girls head... Fuck I will go down on a chick without even being on a FIRST date!!!
And to the OP: You are doing something wrong buddy! Otherwise that chick would love you for eating that puss....
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