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Anonymous #4

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Joolz]
    #15685687 - 01/18/12 11:04 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Joolz said:
...why she would nignore you those few days...



How you ignore a black person


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #15685880 - 01/19/12 12:11 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

It's just a few days. Don't read into it too much. She had work/plans/family/who the fuck knows but she's babe- love-<3in you. You're good to go. Get some man! :-)


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: fbi365]
    #15686351 - 01/19/12 02:33 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

So she brought up that we should drink this Friday before I even got to ask her hahah. Picking up a bottle of Whiped Cream Vodka and make her some drinks. I am going to fuck the shit out of this girl.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15686358 - 01/19/12 02:36 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

She also appologized about not being talkative. Apparently finals are coming up and her dad is being a dick. So definitely feel much more confident in this.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15686427 - 01/19/12 02:56 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
So she brought up that we should drink this Friday before I even got to ask her hahah. Picking up a bottle of Whiped Cream Vodka and make her some drinks. I am going to fuck the shit out of this girl.




Money!  Get some oj and a bit of coka-cola and make creamcicles (its a shot)...


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: fbi365]
    #15686824 - 01/19/12 07:01 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Were you scared? What happened? Because there are VERY few women who would share a bed with a guy and not except at least something. Not saying all would expect sex but something. Unless of course she offered to sleep on the couch or told you to get your own room etc.

I once ended up on the foot of my own bed because two guys fell asleep on mine because two girls who they didn't like were on their beds. Bastards! Was an uncomfortable night. But i would have never gotten in next to them. It was a house party by the way.

If you like thia girl you need to talk to her asap.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: redpoppy]
    #15687057 - 01/19/12 09:50 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Haha the yawning trick. What about the old dick in the popcorn trick? =P


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: migraineur]
    #15687419 - 01/19/12 11:36 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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fbi365 said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
So she brought up that we should drink this Friday before I even got to ask her hahah. Picking up a bottle of Whiped Cream Vodka and make her some drinks. I am going to fuck the shit out of this girl.



Money!  Get some oj and a bit of coka-cola and make creamcicles (its a shot)...



I planned on getting some Orange Soda to mix with it. I have made this before and chicks just fucking love it lol.

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Were you scared? What happened? Because there are VERY few women who would share a bed with a guy and not except at least something. Not saying all would expect sex but something. Unless of course she offered to sleep on the couch or told you to get your own room etc.

I once ended up on the foot of my own bed because two guys fell asleep on mine because two girls who they didn't like were on their beds. Bastards! Was an uncomfortable night. But i would have never gotten in next to them. It was a house party by the way.

If you like thia girl you need to talk to her asap.



It wasn't that I was scared, I just don't want her to think I just am talking to her to try and get laid. I guess i must of thought that if I wasn't constantly trying to get laid, she would respect that. Dunno man. Guess I just gotta stop being a little bitch.

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Haha the yawning trick. What about the old dick in the popcorn trick? =P



Lmfao..


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15687673 - 01/19/12 12:50 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

She was probably ignoring you because she wanted a massage followed by messing around. She's giving you another chance. Please just go for it. Even if it's not physical you can tell her how you feel. But don't say like. It's a luke warm word.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: redpoppy]
    #15687776 - 01/19/12 01:16 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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redpoppy said:
She was probably ignoring you because she wanted a massage followed by messing around. She's giving you another chance. Please just go for it. Even if it's not physical you can tell her how you feel. But don't say like. It's a luke warm word.



Yeah I am gunna go for it tomorrow. Its kinda obvious she is giving me another chance. Hopefully everything goes to plan.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15693645 - 01/20/12 05:56 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

So I called things off tonight. I can't do this. Too much going on in my mind right now.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15693671 - 01/20/12 06:01 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
So I called things off tonight. I can't do this. Too much going on in my mind right now.



:huxleyfacepalm: you let us all down, bro:grrr:


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15693737 - 01/20/12 06:11 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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So I called things off tonight. I can't do this. Too much going on in my mind right now.




:awewtf: Wha?

I want my five dollars back!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: fbi365]
    #15693863 - 01/20/12 06:33 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

I just can't do this right now. Over the summer I went on a huge LSD binge and it changed me. I quit doing all drugs besides my medicinal marijuana. Used LSD on NYE for the first time in 6 months and since that night things have been getting worse. It is coming in waves and I am feeling literally insane. I had a dream that this chick I have been talking about and I were together. I woke up, realized that it wouldn't happen, and then it slowly started hitting. I honestly felt scared. It lasted for two hours. I feel like one of these times it happens, I wont come back. I cant be with her when I am like this, and she can never find out.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15693929 - 01/20/12 06:44 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Ah, the shroomery.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: drr]
    #15693947 - 01/20/12 06:47 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

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drr said:
Ah, the shroomery.



Ugh I know.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15694395 - 01/20/12 08:34 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

but we were all living vicariously through you and now you haven't gotten us laid!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: migraineur]
    #15694548 - 01/20/12 09:13 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Don't worry, I only moved things over to tomorrow.


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Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #15694717 - 01/20/12 09:45 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

nah dude she was just pissed that you didn't make a move. now she wants you again. you're in.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Ugh I fail so bad. [Re: Canberra]
    #15694754 - 01/20/12 09:52 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

I didn't read anything other than your first post. 

Given that I came here to say, you were laying in the same bed with a woman, she asked you to touch her soft supple body with your greasy man fingers and you decided not to.  Giving a girl a massage is the easiest and most flagrant way (she knew this to) of initiating sex or quasi sex with a woman. 

Don't be such a pussy next time have some balls man come on.


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