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 Scarfmeister
Thrill Seeker
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 8,126
Loc: The will to power
Last seen: 1 year, 24 days
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Dude what the fuck have you done! Frogs NEVER forget. They will remember and come back for you.
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 FreakQlibrium
Serpent of God
 
Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 18,874
Loc: Home to the indwelling Ch...
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 Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Zepplin]
#1512168 - 05/01/03 04:32 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ok,now things are getting really wierd around here. There have been a lot of family pets missing lately in the neighborhood and sometimes late at night I hear an erie croaking sound coming from the direction of the swamp.Am I loosing my mind!?
What do you want first, the good news or the bad?
since you're not around to respond(you've probably been frognapped and they are performing intensly painful genetic mutations on your genitilia)....i will tell you what's going on: W3rd dewd: You are NOT losing your mind but........Yes, you ARE cursed! Please see the 1972 movie FROGS with Ray Milland to see how clever these twisted and perverse creatures are and the lengths they will go to in their quest for divine retribution in retaliation for whatever sliights have been committed against them....if LoOnEr was around, he'd back me up.....i know 
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mushieangel
im his imaginaryfriend. no onecan see me buthim
Registered: 01/07/03
Posts: 338
Loc: somewhere fun, i hope
Last seen: 4 years, 10 months
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i saw some movie with bill cosby and there were killer frogs in it too.... they all got under a car and leaped so the car jumped and they leaped it right off a pier... it was pretty funny. 
a lawyer for child support, i almost wet myself laughing.
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motaman
old hand
Registered: 12/18/02
Posts: 5,813
Last seen: 2 years, 4 months
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 Re: Scared to death!! [Re: Spunkee]
#1512354 - 05/01/03 05:23 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Write up a tek on your entire procedure and post it. We could start a new section on the Shroomery with it!
could call it the froggery
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badjer
Stranger
Registered: 05/12/03
Posts: 2
Last seen: 9 years, 20 days
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Re: lamos [Re: Zepplin]
#1542929 - 05/12/03 07:04 PM (9 years, 20 days ago) |
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so whats up
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badjer
Stranger
Registered: 05/12/03
Posts: 2
Last seen: 9 years, 20 days
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you guess are weird [Re: badjer]
#1542941 - 05/12/03 07:08 PM (9 years, 20 days ago) |
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you guess are weird
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40oz
Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 29,799
Loc: Sandy Eggo. Ca.
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: badjer]
#1544313 - 05/13/03 03:26 AM (9 years, 20 days ago) |
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[re:zepplin]
when they come for revenge...its cuz all those birthdays &
x-mas's you dicked out on....
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Zepplin
journeyman
Registered: 12/31/01
Posts: 702
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: 40oz]
#1544353 - 05/13/03 04:28 AM (9 years, 20 days ago) |
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After many sleepless nights, I finally had to tell the doctor about my delema..After a lot of head scratching and strange glares, he decided to put me on Xanax.Things do'nt seem to matter quite as much any more and I don't have strange dreams as much any more either. Now I'm trying to talk my parents into moving.Preferably some place away from the swamps.
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Fliquid
Back from being gone.
Registered: 03/18/02
Posts: 6,936
Loc: omotive
Last seen: 1 month, 22 days
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 Re: you guess are weird [Re: Zepplin]
#1544561 - 05/13/03 07:46 AM (9 years, 20 days ago) |
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It must have been those damn gnomes again.
I?ve heard they go wild when clawed frogs are around..
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FreakQlibrium
Serpent of God
Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 18,874
Loc: Home to the indwelling Ch...
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Fliquid]
#1544577 - 05/13/03 07:58 AM (9 years, 20 days ago) |
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LMAO!!! Man, if you can score benzos with THAT story then there's hope for all of us
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,877
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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okay vini vidi vici...
i saw, i conquered, i came...
i have noticed that this thread has had an amazing amount of anonymous views over the past several nights, and i was curious as to what it was about, and as to just how the hell word was getting around about it. my only hope is that i don't have to go on good morning america and explain to katie couric about poison dart frog semen...
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,877
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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 Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
#1547356 - 05/14/03 02:12 AM (9 years, 19 days ago) |
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Addressed to the Anonymous Lurkers: What are you all looking at? Where are you all coming from? 
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trev
comming out of retirement
Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 871
Loc: Aussie
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
#1547391 - 05/14/03 02:54 AM (9 years, 19 days ago) |
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Yeah bloody lurkers 
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[quote]There are billions of people on this planet. The world does not revolve around the united states, moron. I hope terrorists crash their collective cocks into your asshole. [/quote]
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Paid
Pict
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 5,376
Loc: Zone ate
Last seen: 8 years, 3 months
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: trev]
#1547436 - 05/14/03 03:55 AM (9 years, 19 days ago) |
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badjer is i suspect one of the lurkers lol.
So badjer?pray tell were you heard of this thread lol?
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AnonymousLurker
Stranger
Registered: 05/14/03
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Last seen: 9 years, 18 days
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
#1547624 - 05/14/03 07:15 AM (9 years, 19 days ago) |
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I signed in just to say thet i found it on fazed.net (and also, posted it on my site, but that wouldn't interst you). this is without a doubt the funniest thread i ever read. zepplin, yuo're the man o'the hour!
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?
Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,877
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
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Cool! Thanks for the info! 
See everyone, Anonymous Lurkers are people too. It is only our own ignorance, than makes them scary!
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Paid
Pict
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 5,376
Loc: Zone ate
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Papaver]
#1548585 - 05/14/03 02:32 PM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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lol so true :-)
/me now goes back to retrying this experiment with a petri of frog spawn :-) and a hand
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AnonymousLurker
Stranger
Registered: 05/14/03
Posts: 2
Last seen: 9 years, 18 days
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Re: you guess are weird [Re: Paid]
#1549491 - 05/14/03 08:57 PM (9 years, 18 days ago) |
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umm.. that means i dont get to stick around?
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rommstein2001
MM - RIP LORTAB
Registered: 05/10/01
Posts: 3,169
Loc: CA
Last seen: 20 hours, 11 minutes
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Oh my god I never stopped laughing.. Dude... Can I borrow your story? I was beginning to think you really thought u fertilized the eggs untill your ;ast posts, I'm gonna go jizz on some snake eggs and see if I can score some XANAX!
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Paid
Pict
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 5,376
Loc: Zone ate
Last seen: 8 years, 3 months
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Stick around as long as you like :-)
Welcome to the shroomery :-)
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