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Anonymous #1
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I bought a brand new Corvette
#15034581 - 09/05/11 09:31 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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What do you think of this sexy bitch? Too flashy? Too midlife crisis? Too fucking cool!

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Anonymous #2
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#15034609 - 09/05/11 09:36 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Both sexy and mid life crisis. My dad bought one for his 50th birthday but in his defense he used to drive badass muscle cars back in the day and wanted the modern version (kinda).
If it is an automatic, you are gay
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #2]
#15034627 - 09/05/11 09:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I ain't at midlife, I ain't gay, but it is an automatic. I've driven stick vettes for years, its a pain in the ass, cut me some slack for my daily driver.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034662 - 09/05/11 09:45 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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What do you find so attractive about Vettes?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15034671 - 09/05/11 09:46 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Would have been both flashier and more mid-life crisis had you gotten it in red or yellow.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15034675 - 09/05/11 09:46 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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The body style screams beauty, speed, and power to me. What do you see?
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15034686 - 09/05/11 09:48 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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How in the fuck can you defend buying a vet that is an automatic???? If your wanted a chillin cruiser you would have gotten a caddy
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034694 - 09/05/11 09:49 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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How much was it?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15034697 - 09/05/11 09:49 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Why post this in Anon?
And grats on your over priced car.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #6]
#15034712 - 09/05/11 09:51 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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$70,000 msrp, $63,000 out the door. Paid cash, mofos. This needs to be anonymous, might generate ill will.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034719 - 09/05/11 09:52 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: $70,000 msrp, $63,000 out the door. Paid cash, mofos. This needs to be anonymous, might generate ill will.
Damn, that's crazy. You must be wealthy.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #5]
#15034747 - 09/05/11 09:55 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
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Anonymous #1 said: $70,000 msrp, $63,000 out the door. Paid cash, mofos. This needs to be anonymous, might generate ill will.
Damn, that's crazy. You must be wealthy.
Can you say very successful drug dealer?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034759 - 09/05/11 09:56 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: The body style screams beauty, speed, and power to me. What do you see?
I see clunky, typically American design and fuel-inefficiency. The lines of that car look half as sleek as those of a Porsche or Audi.
If that car were someone at the gym, it would be the guy who does only bench press and bicep curls (while looking in the mirror).
Then again, I'm also into European-style socialism.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #6]
#15034778 - 09/05/11 09:58 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:
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Anonymous #5 said:
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Anonymous #1 said: $70,000 msrp, $63,000 out the door. Paid cash, mofos. This needs to be anonymous, might generate ill will.
Damn, that's crazy. You must be wealthy.
Can you say very successful drug dealer?
Nah, never dealt drugs. Made some moves, had some luck.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #4]
#15034789 - 09/05/11 09:59 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: How in the fuck can you defend buying a vet that is an automatic???? If your wanted a chillin cruiser you would have gotten a caddy
I agree.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #3]
#15034793 - 09/05/11 10:00 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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If that car were someone at the gym, it would be the guy who does only bench press and bicep curls (while looking in the mirror).
Then again, I'm also into European-style socialism.
Ouch. I can only see the beauty of it. Its like I'm blind. Thanks for the critique.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034799 - 09/05/11 10:01 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
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If that car were someone at the gym, it would be the guy who does only bench press and bicep curls (while looking in the mirror).
Then again, I'm also into European-style socialism.
Ouch. I can only see the beauty of it. Its like I'm blind. Thanks for the critique.
I already said I've driven stick shift vettes for years. I'm sick of them. Its out of my system, it would be out of yours too if you were me.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034803 - 09/05/11 10:02 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
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If that car were someone at the gym, it would be the guy who does only bench press and bicep curls (while looking in the mirror).
Then again, I'm also into European-style socialism.
Ouch. I can only see the beauty of it. Its like I'm blind. Thanks for the critique.
That's biased, but then again you did buy the vehicle for it's aesthetics. Enjoy!
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #1]
#15034814 - 09/05/11 10:04 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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If you're into cars, and they're your "thing" it's fine.
If you got it to prove a point, then you have issues.
I always think a guy that walks out of an apartment and into his vette is a bit odd though. If you don't already have the money for a nice house (and everything else), what are you doing buying a vette?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I bought a brand new Corvette [Re: Anonymous #8]
#15034841 - 09/05/11 10:08 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Well I own a home outright. But you're right, I probably look like a tool. Still I'm a tool in mean machine.
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