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 Gresh
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 Smoked an ant 
#15034196 - 09/05/11 08:19 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I found an ant crawling on my bowl, so i smashed its ass so it was still alive but couldn't move, put it in my bowl on some weed and smoked it
I generally dont kill spiders and stuff as they are beneficial in moderation, but ants just piss me off.
Have any of you ever smoked a living creature? I kind of wish i didn't, i could have lived the rest of my life without doing that. Is it like murder, where doing it once makes me more likely to get the urge to do it again? ftr i dont think ill ever do it again
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Envix
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 Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Gresh]
#15034217 - 09/05/11 08:22 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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yea its murder. who cares tho. i ran into a swarm of bees w/ my car and they exploded all over my windshield. they didnt even get to get smoked out
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 Niffla
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Envix] 3
#15034322 - 09/05/11 08:41 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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You should only smoke an ant in survival situations.
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Envix]
#15034332 - 09/05/11 08:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said:
yea its murder. who cares tho. i ran into a swarm of bees w/ my car and they exploded all over my windshield. they didnt even get to get smoked out
That sounds pretty cool
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Pareidolia
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: tito123]
#15034345 - 09/05/11 08:46 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Once got a chick to smoke a dog turd... but NEVEr a living creature 
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Niffla]
#15034353 - 09/05/11 08:47 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said:
You should only smoke an ant in survival situations.
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dugasprogie: ramen calcifies ur third eye
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Locky
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Gresh]
#15034434 - 09/05/11 09:02 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gresh said:
I found an ant crawling on my bowl, so i smashed its ass so it was still alive but couldn't move, put it in my bowl on some weed and smoked it
I generally dont kill spiders and stuff as they are beneficial in moderation, but ants just piss me off.
Have any of you ever smoked a living creature? I kind of wish i didn't, i could have lived the rest of my life without doing that. Is it like murder, where doing it once makes me more likely to get the urge to do it again? ftr i dont think ill ever do it again
so, did it make you trip? 
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g00ru
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Locky]
#15034443 - 09/05/11 09:04 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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i kill lotsa flies...little bastards
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Locky
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: g00ru]
#15034452 - 09/05/11 09:06 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
guruu said:
i kill lotsa flies...little bastards
Your going to hell, no doubts.
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Gresh
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Locky]
#15034485 - 09/05/11 09:12 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Locky said:
so, did it make you trip?
Unfortunately, no. just filled my lungs with combusted Pl"ANT" Matter
oh ho, see wat i did there?
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Gresh]
#15034497 - 09/05/11 09:13 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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You killed a fucking ant get over it.
Last time I tripped... some may say this is sadistic or what ever but I don't care it was interesting at the time...
I took a shower around when the effects were really kicking in, and as I got out of the shower I saw one of those nasty ass house-centipede things...
and I took my towel wrapped it up. Stared at it a bit, and smashed the shit out of it. One quick whip. The thing's blood was smeared on the wall and its twitching body was on the floor. I squished it with a tissue and threw it away.
Then shortly after when I went to put the towel downstairs I was in our downstairs bathroom, and we had fly-trap-sticky-paper shit in there because we have a lot of flies downstairs because its the summer and they find there way in...
...and it was weird. I could hear them buzzing their last buzzes and I sat there and stared at them for like 5 minutes just kind of mesmerized at the sight of life meeting death I guess. I just watched a bunch of flies die out for a bit. It was amazing, not to sound weird. You know how your vision like is mega enhanced on acid? I was staring these fuckers in the eyes as they died. I watched their little fly legs twitch around, them try to fly but they weren't able to and then I just left the room. It was weird, made me feel slightly sadistic and psychotic but it was a cool thing to watch.
It was very weird to watch things die out, and to take a life while tripping. If I had killed an ant instead of that centipede I probably wouldn't have thought anything about it, its just a fucking ant. But this centipede was huge, like 6 inches long... something you would see as a creature more so then a little ant, you know?
And I killed the fuck out of it, thought about it, and proceeded with my life.
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Gresh]
#15034513 - 09/05/11 09:16 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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You got such bad karma now bro, I suggest you seek out a shaman to cleanse your body. preferably of the native type and not the hippie who gets his drugs from wallgreens
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g00ru
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Locky]
#15034608 - 09/05/11 09:36 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Locky said:
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guruu said:
i kill lotsa flies...little bastards
Your going to hell, no doubts.
none whatsoever 
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: Gresh]
#15034618 - 09/05/11 09:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: g00ru]
#15034623 - 09/05/11 09:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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So you guys are saying you didnt burn ants with a lighter for fun as kids?
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Sheekle
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: g00ru]
#15034628 - 09/05/11 09:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I accidentally ran over a bunny rabbit the other day. poor bunny
oh well hes dead now
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Many years ago when I was still kind of witchy, I used to keep the ticks I twisted off my dog, bag them up and put them in the freezer hahahahaha, I figured they might come in handy if anyone pissed me off...Found this big mother sheep tick on him once too, was saving that one for a real fuck head!
Long since been thrown away, just crazy shit I did when I was young. Was never spiteful enough to actually use them, I think it just gave me emotional security aye, like insurance.
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Niffla
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I worked in Wyoming for a couple of years. Did a ton of driving in the back country...dodging pronghorn antelope, coyotes, and the occasional wild horse (no bullshit, wild horses roam WY and I almost got killed by one when he/she ran into the road at 4 in the morn).
I ran over probably upwards of 10 rabbits and had numerous birds fly right into the windshield.
Always felt like utter shit afterwards, but man there was really nothing I could do about it. Hell at times rabbits would run onto the road during winter when the roads were iced over -- and if it was summer I would have been able to dodge them, but in the winter that option was a no go. You had to pretty much just hope they would get out of the way or run over them, because hitting the breaks or trying to dodge one on a road with an half inch layer of ice coating it would have been potentially fatal.
It's amazing how many overturned vehicles I saw out there during my time.
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Re: Smoked an ant [Re: GEncore]
#15034726 - 09/05/11 09:52 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
GEncore said:
So you guys are saying you didnt burn ants with a lighter for fun as kids?
nope... I ate them
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there are 923 words in the english language that do not follow the "I before E"
rule, there are 44 words in the english language that follow the rule. this is
the shit our education funding is paying for and these liberals want more money
for education to keep making students stupid
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Locky
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Guess what guys. I just did something bad to a cockroach.
It was in the toilet bowl, so i shat on it.. It was gonna die anyway, so why not.. And nobody likes cockroaches anyway rite?
Am i going to hell? I feel terrible, i think im gonna kill my self! Poor insect, i bet it had kids! On no, wait, i stomped the kids yesturday!
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