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How long does urine Stay good for?
    #14961269 - 08/22/11 03:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Since ive been taking a break from smoking for a few months now an one day will probably go back to smoking, i plan on Freezing all my clean pee just in case i ever need it, How long dose would it keep for if i froze me Pee in Bottles?

I could probably sell it to my friends too :datass:


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Sterben]
    #14961286 - 08/22/11 03:49 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Keep it in the 'frige with a little powdered ascorbic acid.  Should keep quite a while.


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14961296 - 08/22/11 03:51 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Will it keep for years?


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Sterben]
    #14961319 - 08/22/11 03:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I'd may start to grow bacteria after a couple months.

My mom used to keep a jug of urine in the fridge for her doctor, she used it for at least a year until they told her she had a bacterial infection :lol:


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Sterben]
    #14961336 - 08/22/11 04:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Dehydrate your urine. I don't know for sure how to do it, but a quick google search brought up this thread from grasscity.

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Making your own powdered urine: Urinate in a glass container. Let it evaporate. Then scrape the inside for the concentrate. Just mix it with water before the test, and the sample will have the correct specific gravity, pH, color, etc.




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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: amilibertine]
    #14961344 - 08/22/11 04:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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My mom used to keep a jug of urine in the fridge for her doctor




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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Robo Shaman]
    #14961830 - 08/22/11 05:53 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

How fucking desperate do you have to be to freeze your piss man...


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Patlal]
    #14961844 - 08/22/11 05:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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How fucking desperate do you have to be to freeze your piss man...



That's what happens when you live in the States man, they drug test for working at McDicks.


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14961856 - 08/22/11 05:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
How fucking desperate do you have to be to freeze your piss man...



That's what happens when you live in the States man, they drug test for working at McDicks.




Really???????

It is true that if you work a McCocks high, you are a risk to the inventory


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Robo Shaman]
    #14961858 - 08/22/11 05:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I'm pretty sure doctors now a days test for temp, certain levels of different chemicals, and a lot of other things to make sure the urine is straight from your body.

Friend tried saving his urine, went to the place they told him it wasn't fresh, made him take a new test while someone watched and he ended up not getting the job he was going for.


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: lsdank268]
    #14961875 - 08/22/11 06:03 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm pretty sure doctors now a days test for temp, certain levels of different chemicals, and a lot of other things to make sure the urine is straight from your body.

Friend tried saving his urine, went to the place they told him it wasn't fresh, made him take a new test while someone watched and he ended up not getting the job he was going for.




Depends on the doctor.  Most doctors writing opiates are just covering their ass by drug testing.


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: amilibertine]
    #14961898 - 08/22/11 06:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I should have wrote testers, not doctors. People at the places you go for your drug test, whether it's a doctor or a clinic or whatever.


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Patlal]
    #14961910 - 08/22/11 06:09 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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Patlal said:
How fucking desperate do you have to be to freeze your piss man...



That's what happens when you live in the States man, they drug test for working at McDicks.




Really???????

It is true that if you work a McCocks high, you are a risk to the inventory



Yeah man, literally 99% of jobs in the states require drug tests, that's why people constantly bitch about drug tests on here.

:highfive: for being Canadian!


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14962280 - 08/22/11 07:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

YEeEeA BuddY! Im not desperate, just like to have insurance you never know when you might need a batch of some Clean pee on the fly.
Especially for work!

"We need you to pee in a cup in an Hour"
"Ahh Ahh, i don't have to pee"(Runs Home)(Microwave to 100Tmep)Cause they make you wait in air conditioning (Comes Back)

"Lets DO THIS!"
Pass, Keep your job all is good with the world go home smoke a blunt in Victory:datass:


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: lsdank268]
    #14962316 - 08/22/11 07:38 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm pretty sure doctors now a days test for temp, certain levels of different chemicals, and a lot of other things to make sure the urine is straight from your body.

Friend tried saving his urine, went to the place they told him it wasn't fresh, made him take a new test while someone watched and he ended up not getting the job he was going for.




They test for temp of 90-100 degrees F, which can be done by microwaving the piss right before you go. Other than that it doesn't matter how old the piss is. Real piss is best because they can pay an extra 5 bucks to have the lab test for synthetic urine.


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Re: How long does urine Stay good for? [Re: Sterben] * 1
    #14962318 - 08/22/11 07:39 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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How long does urine Stay good for?







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