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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933229 - 08/16/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

um... are you sure? Tchan... she wants to boff him in the ass. isn't that a little un-manly?
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ferrel_human said:
find yourself somebody else WAFFLE. no chick is worth the pain of losing your anal virginity.

You are an anal virgin, right? :lophcrankey:



yeah, seriously.

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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14933233 - 08/16/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Then I'd tell her to go natural for me because she looks like a cheap whore, and I would cook for us. That's what a man does when his bitch can't fucking cook or put on makeup right. :crankey:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: ferrel_human]
    #14933241 - 08/16/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ferrel_human said:
find yourself somebody else WAFFLE. no chick is worth the pain of losing your anal virginity.

You are an anal virgin, right? :lophcrankey:





:lol: yeah I am.


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933242 - 08/16/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
Then I'd tell her to go natural for me because she looks like a cheap whore, and I would cook for us. That's what a man does when his bitch can't fucking cook or put on makeup right. :crankey:




don't question my manhood tchan :kingcrankey:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE] * 1
    #14933243 - 08/16/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

nothing more manly then taking it up the ass.


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14933245 - 08/16/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
um... are you sure? Tchan... she wants to boff him in the ass. isn't that a little un-manly?




Are you saying it's manly to be petrified by the idea of getting penetrated? Without it even being gay, because a woman is doing it?

I swear to God I don't understand men. :nonono:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14933249 - 08/16/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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Tchan909 said:
Then I'd tell her to go natural for me because she looks like a cheap whore, and I would cook for us. That's what a man does when his bitch can't fucking cook or put on makeup right. :crankey:




don't question my manhood tchan :kingcrankey:




Too late man, you already made the thread! :gc:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933257 - 08/16/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
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Tchan909 said:
Then I'd tell her to go natural for me because she looks like a cheap whore, and I would cook for us. That's what a man does when his bitch can't fucking cook or put on makeup right. :crankey:




don't question my manhood tchan :kingcrankey:




Too late man, you already made the thread! :gc:




:lophcrankey:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14933259 - 08/16/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ffffuuu:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933272 - 08/16/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This thread is going nowhere.... Just let her fuck you in the ass and get on with it.


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933277 - 08/16/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ahahaha:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: danlennon3]
    #14933278 - 08/16/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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This thread is going nowhere.... Just let her fuck you in the ass and get on with it.




This. And please bring us a detailed report. :durrhurr:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933293 - 08/16/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I;m def checking back on this one!!!

Give us a detailed report man :wink:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: sasquatch]
    #14933296 - 08/16/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I bet you five hundred imaginary dollars he wusses out.


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933332 - 08/16/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

say yes. tell her you'll let her DSYSB as long as you can go first.  Be totally believable about it, give her a winded soliloquy about how you've always been curious blah blah blah.

then dshsb and gtfo. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933336 - 08/16/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen... oh wait...


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14933347 - 08/16/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
um... are you sure? Tchan... she wants to boff him in the ass. isn't that a little un-manly?




Are you saying it's manly to be petrified by the idea of getting penetrated? Without it even being gay, because a woman is doing it?

I swear to God I don't understand men. :nonono:



no. just the penetration part.

that's some funky stuff, that i wouldn't do for some crazy bitch that wants to make me her bitch.

nah, fuck that.

has this world gone insane? that's how you find a love interest or get laid, to get ass-rammed? :lol:

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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14933360 - 08/16/11 06:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would say that biting your lip and getting penetrated is a lot manlier than refusing to try it because you're afraid.

I've never been pegged by a woman before but I honestly find the idea pretty fascinating. I wouldn't ask for it but if she wanted to do it and I was into her I would definitely go for it.

Anal stimulation :feelsgoodman: anyway, so what's the beef? Take an enema before you go so your shithole is clean and you're good to go. I guess things are different in Ohio.


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 4
    #14933371 - 08/16/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Tchan likes it in the butt. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: So I was talking to that one chick a couple days ago... and she wants to fuck me up the ass. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14933377 - 08/16/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Let me explain.

We were talking about sexual thangs (we haven't done it yet) and she says that she wants to handcuff me to the bed and fuck me with a strap-on at some point.

I tell her "no way" and she says "well I'm not talking to you until you says that you're up for it."

I thought she was joking, but she hasn't responded to my texts since that day. I messaged her friend, and she said that sadist girl is "really gross like that."

Keep in mind this is the chick who made that nasty sandwich for me. I want to get laid, but I don't think I can take any more abuse. Eating that sandwich was most likely as bad as getting fucked in the ass.

What do I do? :sad:




I would go for it as long as shes willing to do all the crazy shit you want.


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