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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #14858139 - 08/01/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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bu they will do this in th esame manner any man would...real quick as if they don't want to look at cocks.




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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: electricfeel]
    #14858153 - 08/01/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

My Marine friend just stoped by with two 250Mg of Niacin im currently drinking alot of water an took 4niacin pills as my friend directed. i also took to 2 coal pills an right now i have 3 sweaters on a artic coat. and drinking alot of water

Yea i heard i could never reenlist if i fail thats why im so worried.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Sterben]
    #14858157 - 08/01/11 07:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Niacin is a myth, it will not cleanse your system. Water is only necessary the day of the test.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
    #14858171 - 08/01/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Be prepared to puke if you took activated charcoal.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
    #14858188 - 08/01/11 07:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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love2shpongleIRL said:
Be prepared to puke if you took activated charcoal.



...ive been feeling pukey, would pukeing remove toxins?


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
    #14858194 - 08/01/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

And even if it does work I thought you where supposed to take it just prior to the test. Not 5 days before as nothing strips the THC from your system.

Must be  :maximumtrolling:  considering this and his last thread.

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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Sterben]
    #14858201 - 08/01/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

No.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: 4runner]
    #14858220 - 08/01/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
And even if it does work I thought you where supposed to take it just prior to the test. Not 5 days before as nothing strips the THC from your system.

Must be  :maximumtrolling:  considering this and his last thread.




Im just takeing every precation i can, im not trolling. watch delet this thread i think ive gotten enough information but im always open to anything. 1% of something is a step closer to my goal.
thank you all for the help!


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Sterben]
    #14858229 - 08/01/11 07:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

In case you are curious, activated charcoal is used when someone takes a indicated poison within a reasonable time to bind to the charcoal and throw it up. It will not get thc out of your system.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
    #14858235 - 08/01/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Are you feeling hot and flushed from the niacin yet?


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: love2shpongleIRL]
    #14858545 - 08/01/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Wereing a bunch of sweaters so im not notecing the hotness but my hands are pale an im ichy, im sure its doing its things ive taken 8 250MG, should be fine im gonna take of the sweaters in a bit my hands are pale.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Sterben]
    #14858606 - 08/01/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Come on now who has clean friends?
Best thing I have ever used in a pinch is real powdered human urine
guaranteed clean, works 100%, is not synthetic, just add water and heat it kinda shit. Comes with a warmer and a 50ml tube to use. (They require 45ml for a sample)
same stuff they use to calibrate the urine testing machines
If it's an unsupervised test then that's the way to go IMO.
I passed a hardcore lab test that way. expensive but way worth it, especially if your ass is on the line.
I wouldn't trust synthetic urine because some machines can detect it now




If you have cash and have to pass, this is the way to go.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Shroomism]
    #14858625 - 08/01/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

dood. ARe you close to your recruiter? Most of them are pretty cool about it. If he is cool then tell him. Usually they give you a private piss test in the recruiting station. They arent going to send you in hot, trust me.

If you tell him make sure you dont tell him infront of everybody at the station. Do it in private. He can get in trouble otherwise.

Dont risk it. Take a piss test before you go for your official test.

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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: XUL]
    #14858763 - 08/01/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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dood. ARe you close to your recruiter? Most of them are pretty cool about it. If he is cool then tell him. Usually they give you a private piss test in the recruiting station. They arent going to send you in hot, trust me.

If you tell him make sure you dont tell him infront of everybody at the station. Do it in private. He can get in trouble otherwise.

Dont risk it. Take a piss test before you go for your official test.




I forgot about this. This is actually good advice if applicable.


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Sterben]
    #14858860 - 08/01/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Wereing a bunch of sweaters so im not notecing the hotness but my hands are pale an im ichy, im sure its doing its things ive taken 8 250MG, should be fine im gonna take of the sweaters in a bit my hands are pale.




Gotta be :maximumtrolling:


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: circularvortex] * 1
    #14872676 - 08/04/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I PASSED!!!!!!!!! :awedance:


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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Sterben]
    #14872781 - 08/04/11 02:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: My recruiter just called, need to pass Drug test FAST! [Re: Shroomism]
    #14873343 - 08/04/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I wouldn't trust synthetic urine because some machines can detect it now




What?  Where did you hear that?













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