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 The Whale
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 Re: buried or cremated?  [Re: Idiot]
#14699525 - 07/01/11 12:58 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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It's highly improbable you will know the difference or have any capacity to care.
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 Solo_Dolo
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: The Whale]
#14699556 - 07/01/11 01:04 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck being cremated!...you do that you will miss out on the zombie apocalypse!! 
Zoommmmbiieee Paaarrrttyyy!
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limestoneman
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Solo_Dolo]
#14699578 - 07/01/11 01:08 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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I want to be cremated, then have my ashes spread over the pacific ocean. My homies on the block may tip 40s as they feel appropriate.
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igwna
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14699607 - 07/01/11 01:13 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Intheneed said:
or whatever else?
buried is my choice...
sky burial (not specifically eagles, but any animal works), buried among the roots of a tree, or buried with a tree planted above me.
one of those works for me, doesnt matter which.
oh, and i dont want my body preserved in any way.
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Edited by igwna (07/01/11 01:13 AM)
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Silversoul
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14699704 - 07/01/11 01:37 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Buried. I want to make at least one lasting impression on this earth.
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unam sanctum
paradise found
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On second thought forget the dumpster, I think I'll donate my body to art.
http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html
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Idiot
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: igwna]
#14699731 - 07/01/11 01:46 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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theMERRYiguana said:
buried with a tree planted above me
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Idiot]
#14699914 - 07/01/11 02:46 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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instead of having someone smoke my ashes, i could have one of you fine shroomerites use them as a brf additive and if shrooms came... well we all know would happen from there.
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WorldWideWInton
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I just want to be put in ground covered in dirt. For some reason that's illegal.
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DarkMatterOfFact
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worm food here. i dont like the idea of becoming part of the atmosphere.
and i hate the wind. it annoys me.
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Light My Fire said:
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Envix said:
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Intheneed said:
 my friend wants me to smoke his ashes in a bong if he passes before me...
you could probably achieve the same effects just by inhaling the ashes or snorting them
Already been done a while back maybe a year or 2 ago some people mistaked some cremated ashes as cocaine i wish i could fine the article
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14699949 - 07/01/11 03:04 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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I wanna be made into sausage
better yet, bologna
get me on sale before a recall, too
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twighead
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14700061 - 07/01/11 03:57 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Thrown naked into a bears cage to eat for supper than those remains scoured by maggots, than those remains made into soup and served to homeless people.
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: twighead]
#14704175 - 07/01/11 11:47 PM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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you're a true humanitarian
actually, my deepest desire
get almost all of me, save for my head and my right hand, made into hors d'oeuvres
fancy ones, terrines, pates, little seared cubes in filo dough with creme fraiche and chives, smoked bits, rillette piped into pate a choux, dolma with spicy me and rice
then dress it up so it looks like I'm whole, and stretch out my right "arm", put a little silver platter in my hand
lay shit out so it looks appetizing, make sure a server changes it so it's never empty
come pay your respects, have a bite
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: DrMambo]
#14704360 - 07/02/11 12:16 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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I would choose to be buried, but not in a coffin. My will is going to include instructions to mummy wrap me (with out all of the drying, dissecting and what not, and then throw me into a hole in the ground and plant a tree above me.
I do not want a headstone, nor any sort of plaque reminding the world that I was a person--I just want to be left in the ground so I can return from where I came form.
....Or I would like to be shot into space. Either or.
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14704389 - 07/02/11 12:21 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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I used to want to be cremated.. but as I grew up and thought more about it, I prefer being buried. Being able to decompose and become part of the earth sounds good to me.
Not to mention, one never knows what all exactly is thrown into those incinerators at once. There was a news story in GA about a place that burned animals and would send them out to families as their loved one's ashes. Heard other stories about them burning 5 people all together and letting the ash mix together. 
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14705570 - 07/02/11 08:43 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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cremated and my ashes released back to the soil, ocean, wind, whatever, just don't lock them away in an urn please.
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Xog
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Idiot]
#14705598 - 07/02/11 08:55 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Idiot said:
Quote:
theMERRYiguana said:
buried with a tree planted above me
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holy fuck. put a marijuana seed in that shit and grow me as a pot plant. THEN PEOPLE WILL REALLY FUCKIN SMOKE ME!!!
This was posted on a comment from that article:
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This is my first post, just FYI. Anyway, I just graduated with a BS in biochemistry and I believe I can roughly give you the composition of human ashes. Here is the elemental composition of a living human by percent:
H-63
O-25.5
C-9.5
N-1.4
Ca-0.31
P-0.22
Cl-0.08
K-0.06
S-0.05
Na-0.03
Mg-0.01
Trace elements include Mn, Fe, Co, Cu, Zn, Mo, I, Ni and Se
During the combustion process of cremation, most of the H and O will be released as water vapor and C and O will also be released in the form of CO2. So my best guess without doing any research is that the ash will be high in N and moderate in P and K with a good supply of micronutes and trace nutes. This is just a guess – the heat of the combustion reaction could provide energy to create some crazy organic reactions, which could create variances in the levels of nutrients that would be useable by a plant. Let me exhaust some resources and maybe I can give you a definitive answer.
Peace, love and sooooooooul
In essence, it could be A VERY VERY good pot plant, with some HIGH ASS YIELDS cuz it will have tons of N!
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Pancho The Dog
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Re: buried or cremated? [Re: Intheneed]
#14705815 - 07/02/11 10:22 AM (1 year, 10 months ago) |
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I think I'd get cremated just to save on costs of funerals/burial expenses.
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Subconscious
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Ideally I would like to be burried without a coffin or all the preservatives they pump people full of so I could just be broken down quickly and feed the soils.
There's laws against that though... you have to be burried in a coffin surrounded by a concrete tomb. What a waste.
Throw me in a mass grave and let me rot like i'm supposed to.
I would take cremation over the rediculous burial procedures required today.
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