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First Time Cunnilingus
    #14649645 - 06/21/11 07:21 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

Ladies and gents, what was the first time you gave cunnilingus like?

Ladies, what was the first time you got cunnilingus like?

Details please!


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: 28064212]
    #14649840 - 06/21/11 07:59 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

Well... My first time was when I was like 8 with this 12 year old girl that was my siter's friend...  But that was just curious kid shit and no one got off that I remember.
But the "real" first time was also the same time I lost my virginity which I posted in your other post.
In the woods, I cummed way too fast and started to get soft.
And I was like.... uhhhh, I'm not hard anymore..
And she was like "What will help?"
So I was like, I will just eat you out until I get hard again! :grin:
She thinks I've done this before so she's like alright... then I get down there and am munchin down and just doing what ever, I end up not getting hard again and fuck her semi hard some more then am like... "I'm sorry." :crazy:

The next day, I told her how I was still a virgin and that I came wayy too fast and she didn't care much.
2nd go though, I lasted for about 2 hours... not sure why.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: 28064212]
    #14649872 - 06/21/11 08:05 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

I was at my house with my first real girlfriend that lasted a long time. We had the house to ourselves and started fooling around. I got her naked, then got naked myself. We hadn't done any oral on each other, but as I was spitting on my hand to rub on my dick I saw a little of her juices drip out of her pussy. I just went fucking nuts and licked every single inch of her crotch until I had satisfied her.

I had heard of the clit, but at the time was unsure where it was exactly. I have a wide and long tongue, but also the ability to make it very, very pointy. Probably about as pointy as the cap of a normal sized sharpie. I was just licking everywhere at first, but whenever I pointed my tongue and pushed it in and out of her vag, I accidentally hit her clit and she squirmed super hard core. Intrigued, I straightened my tongue out and found this magical little piece of skin in the middle that sticks out.

I licked that shit till she came in my mouth. Then I fucked her till she squirted so hard she pushed my dick out, so I went down and licked that shit up.

Good times.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: Joolz]
    #14649911 - 06/21/11 08:13 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

I have a very very big long tongue. It's quite the gift.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: 28064212]
    #14650113 - 06/21/11 08:54 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

:highfive: Yes sir. I personally can make my tongue reach past my chin. So if you looked at me from the side my tongue hangs lower than my face. I can put it up my nose, and probably even pick it too, although I've never tried and don't have a desire too, haha. I can easily lick the tip of my nose too.

Its probably about 2 to 2 and a half inches wide at the widest point, with the ability to make it very thin and pointy too. Shit, I can lick like a mother fucker too because I learned to play a brass instrument, and learned how to double tongue on it without actually double tonguing, if you know what that means.

I'll probably toss a picture of my tongue up whenever I get around to taking a picture of mah cack for the cack threads. Soo lazy though.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: Joolz]
    #14650121 - 06/21/11 08:55 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

I played trumpet too!  :cool:
mine's about the same size.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: 28064212]
    #14650191 - 06/21/11 09:07 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

I never mentioned a trumpet! :kingcrankey: I played trombone. :lol:


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: 28064212]
    #14650374 - 06/21/11 09:46 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

You know now that you mention it I don't necessarily remember cunnilingus with my first GF and I can't particularly remember the first time with my most recent GF.

And that's all I've got in my trick bag...


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: Humility]
    #14650427 - 06/21/11 09:55 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

I'll tell you what first time is like after I return tonight


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14650894 - 06/21/11 11:17 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

Chick in high school, we had met through mutual friends, dated a while. She broke up with me and said it just didn't feel right, but she still wanted a FWB situation. She comes over to my homeboys house, my homeboy goes out for a while (or he had another chick in his room, I can't honestly remember) and we start fooling around (having agreed beforehand it wasn't going any farther than oral). I ate that pussy for fucking hours friends, and it tasted so good at the time, probably because it was the first vagina I ever had in my mouth.

In return, I got a shitty blowjob, blue balls, and a bunch of tears when she decided to reveal to me she was in love with my best friend (the guy whose house we were at). Fucking bitch.

A year later, me and that dude tag-teamed her. I still couldn't come, and eventually she pushed me off and went for the homeboy.

I also dated and nailed her sister, who let me get my first anal. She was a bitch too.

I've since stopped talking to them both. The first girl got herpes (I think, she was married to a dude with it for like 5 years) and she came over one night and got pissy because I wouldn't do anything. Haven't heard from her again. The second girl was still mad because I'd talked a lot of shit after we split ways.

No, my first cunnilingus experience wasn't BAD. But everything associated with it was. It's all good, all the drama gave me a nose for crazy broads. Now I just avoid them like the plague. Also, apparently I'm pretty good at eating bajiners, it's something I take pride in. Only one girl who ever complained about my technique, but she couldn't come from anything but fucking, and she HAD to be on top to come, so I chalk that one up to strange anatomy.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14651559 - 06/22/11 01:12 AM (1 year, 10 months ago)

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guywiththegun said:
Chick in high school, we had met through mutual friends, dated a while. She broke up with me and said it just didn't feel right, but she still wanted a FWB situation. She comes over to my homeboys house, my homeboy goes out for a while (or he had another chick in his room, I can't honestly remember) and we start fooling around (having agreed beforehand it wasn't going any farther than oral). I ate that pussy for fucking hours friends, and it tasted so good at the time, probably because it was the first vagina I ever had in my mouth.

In return, I got a shitty blowjob, blue balls, and a bunch of tears when she decided to reveal to me she was in love with my best friend (the guy whose house we were at). Fucking bitch.

A year later, me and that dude tag-teamed her. I still couldn't come, and eventually she pushed me off and went for the homeboy.

I also dated and nailed her sister, who let me get my first anal. She was a bitch too.

I've since stopped talking to them both. The first girl got herpes (I think, she was married to a dude with it for like 5 years) and she came over one night and got pissy because I wouldn't do anything. Haven't heard from her again. The second girl was still mad because I'd talked a lot of shit after we split ways.

No, my first cunnilingus experience wasn't BAD. But everything associated with it was. It's all good, all the drama gave me a nose for crazy broads. Now I just avoid them like the plague. Also, apparently I'm pretty good at eating bajiners, it's something I take pride in. Only one girl who ever complained about my technique, but she couldn't come from anything but fucking, and she HAD to be on top to come, so I chalk that one up to strange anatomy.







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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: 28064212]
    #14652076 - 06/22/11 03:40 AM (1 year, 10 months ago)

The first time I ever got a blowjob and ate some pussy was in the summer of 8th grade going into 9th.

She was one of my good friends neighbors, and she also went to my school.

Her pussy tasted wonderful and she had huge tits for her age let me tell you and not to mention downright gorgeous.She had a bit of an airplane strip but was otherwise fully shaved. Delicious wet sweet pussy in my mouth for the first time. It changes a man.

Getting my dick sucked for the first time is a downright religious experience. It basically turned me into the sexual deviant I am today never was I the same.

P.S. Gratuitous pic of the girl seven or eight years later.



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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14652131 - 06/22/11 03:58 AM (1 year, 10 months ago)

first time i ate pussy; i was about 18 and had a real gf. i was pretty bad at it but whatever.. she had a nice pussy. the next girl i dated for 3 years and got really good at it, imo.

i got head for the first time from a dude when i was like 15.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14652708 - 06/22/11 09:21 AM (1 year, 10 months ago)

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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: shLong]
    #14652728 - 06/22/11 09:28 AM (1 year, 10 months ago)

I think I was 18 or 19 or so. And she was probably 14 and had a major crush on me. And to be fairly honest, I sucked ass (although if I had done that in a literal sense, I probably would have done better than I actually had). Seriously: on all fronts. But fear not: I've improved over the years. I don't consider myself an expert or extremely proficient in any way when it comes to sex, but there's been extensive mutual pleasure with several women, and that's what it's all about in the end.

Btw, best (as in: amusing, simple and at least somewhat effective) 'trick' for good cunnilingus I once heard on some shitty TV show was to write your name using your tongue. I kind of liked the idea, so I gave it a try on my then-gf, and well, it worked. Very well, even. So now I'm trying to come up with a synopsis for a novel I intend to 'write' on of these days.


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: koraks]
    #14715481 - 07/04/11 02:19 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

Bump, for more stories


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: koraks]
    #14715491 - 07/04/11 02:21 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

your trick works best if theres alot of T's in your name.:wink:


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: greys]
    #14715497 - 07/04/11 02:22 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:
I was thinking "X" or "S" would be best


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: shLong]
    #14715502 - 07/04/11 02:22 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

It doesn't really matter, as long as you use a calligraphic font :smirk:


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Re: First Time Cunnilingus [Re: koraks]
    #14715509 - 07/04/11 02:24 PM (1 year, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:


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