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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570819 - 06/06/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?



since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: morrowasted]
    #14570833 - 06/06/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
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F0SS1L said:
Everyone thinks it's gay until it happens to them.

:feelsgoodman:

It's only gay if you're taking dicks in your ass. (Or I guess if it's a dude fingering you. That would be pretty gay.)




What about a girl sticking her arm up there?
Or a girl with a strapon?

SLIPPERY SLOPES, MAN. WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!!?



since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual




but you're imitating sex with a man using a strapon on a woman.

what about sticking your own dick in your ass? is that homo or masturbation or both?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570848 - 06/06/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i'd probably do it


i cant really talk though, i am mildly bisexual. 

i just dont see anything gay about doing kinky shit with another woman. it feels good. you are just missing out on an opportunity in life to do something that feels awesome, based on some BS bias you have against "homosexuality"

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14570849 - 06/06/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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morrowasted said:
since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual




but you're imitating sex with a man using a strapon on a woman.

what about sticking your own dick in your ass? is that homo or masturbation or both?




You could also say that when you're fucking a woman in either orifice you're imitating sex with a man, since sex with a man also involves penetration.

Where do you draw the line where you stop thinking about sex with men while you're having sex with a woman? :wtf:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14570853 - 06/06/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I don't like teh poo poo.:shrug:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: thoughts]
    #14570858 - 06/06/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14570859 - 06/06/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
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ifoundwaldo said:
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morrowasted said:
since none of those activities involve sex between men, none are homosexual




but you're imitating sex with a man using a strapon on a woman.

what about sticking your own dick in your ass? is that homo or masturbation or both?




You could also say that when you're fucking a woman in either orifice you're imitating sex with a man, since sex with a man also involves penetration.

Where do you draw the line where you stop thinking about sex with men while you're having sex with a woman? :wtf:




Well. The vagina would be a pretty concrete division.

I'm really just tryin' to get this thread goin' places and doin' thangs though. :Trollface:

Prostate stimulation is :feelsgoodman: in my book.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: morrowasted]
    #14570897 - 06/06/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: thoughts]
    #14570941 - 06/06/11 06:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
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morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.


edit: Shop for: Toilet Paper :lol:

Edited by imagine (06/06/11 07:00 PM)

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: imagine] * 1
    #14570945 - 06/06/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
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morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




Damn. Who's the bitch in that relationship?


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: imagine]
    #14570971 - 06/06/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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imagine said:
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iwasaClown said:
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morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




You just proved my point, be a man and leave it dirty.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: imagine]
    #14570972 - 06/06/11 07:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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imagine said:
False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




I feel gross but this sounds really sexy :rofl:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Solomon Ash]
    #14570980 - 06/06/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You lucky goose you.

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14571049 - 06/06/11 07:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:popcorn:




:rofl:

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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #14571053 - 06/06/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
I need to get me a girl who will do that.



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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: kechlesurf]
    #14571058 - 06/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just make sure you don't poop on her finger.


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #14571060 - 06/06/11 07:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I can't imagine anyone that says "checkmate" when referring to an orgasm actually getting any action...


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14571064 - 06/06/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I can't imagine anyone that says "checkmate" when referring to an orgasm actually getting any action...




:ilold:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #14571073 - 06/06/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: My girlfriend likes to finger my ass [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14571092 - 06/06/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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iwasaClown said:
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morrowasted said:
there isn't always poop sitting in your rectum, especially if you bother to maintain a healthy diet and shitting schedule



Ass is always gonna smell.
I don't like smelling shit, especially other people's shit.





False. I shave my womans asshole and scrub the hell out of it. Then lick it the fuck out. :grin: Rub the clitoris at the same time and checkmate.




Damn. Who's the bitch in that relationship?





"Boy, you better get your ass down there and shave my asshole, it's like a privet hedge back there and when your done you better give it a good lick, toss my salad real good now yahear"

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