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InvisibleThe Whale

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Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work.
    #14448203 - 05/13/11 11:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/



Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale]
    #14448217 - 05/13/11 11:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale]
    #14448249 - 05/13/11 11:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

The Whale said:
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day.




Quote:


Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail"




:awejeez:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Luman]
    #14448260 - 05/13/11 11:51 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Luman said:
:thumbup:




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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: 28064212] * 2
    #14448346 - 05/14/11 12:05 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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clinical nympho




Quote:

unwanted sexual advances




does not compute


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: BillyMaysHere]
    #14448355 - 05/14/11 12:06 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

perfectly normal.


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: 2newtz]
    #14448360 - 05/14/11 12:07 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

i wonder how many times shes had the :congrats:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: 2newtz] * 4
    #14448362 - 05/14/11 12:08 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I sooooo wanna smell her finger :datass:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14448363 - 05/14/11 12:08 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14448372 - 05/14/11 12:09 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I do it 48 so there


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: mishiskit]
    #14448378 - 05/14/11 12:10 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

pee wee approves


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: mishiskit]
    #14448386 - 05/14/11 12:11 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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mishiskit said:
I do it 48 so there




We're going to have to see some evidence ma'am.  :agentgtfo:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: 2newtz] * 1
    #14448392 - 05/14/11 12:12 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I bet her butter bean is raw.


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale]
    #14448418 - 05/14/11 12:18 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Do other people see/hear her?


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale] * 5
    #14448477 - 05/14/11 12:30 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I'd help her....

with my mouth

:datass:

by telling her to stop

:ifyoucanawe:

then licking her vulva and clitoris

:datass:

metaphorically with the word and fiery tongue of the lord

:ifyoucanawe:

and my mouth

:datass:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14448479 - 05/14/11 12:31 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: 28064212]
    #14448513 - 05/14/11 12:37 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

i would never want sexual relations with that woman..

ever.

cool story though


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: rackem]
    #14448522 - 05/14/11 12:39 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Your loss


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Luman] * 1
    #14448525 - 05/14/11 12:41 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

no..


my sanctuary..

have you ever had a relationship with a woman that was hell bent to turn your dick raw/

based on your answer i would say no.. i would also that that your no older than 21 without much of a sexual life.

it is only good on paper.


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: rackem]
    #14448531 - 05/14/11 12:42 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

:lahey:


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