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So I went down to Niagara Falls last week, to see the sights. Went to a strip club for the first time, pretty hammed, had smoked a shitton of budder beforehand. Few hundred dollars in my pocket, ready for it.
First we grab a table, check out the girls dancing, i mean they were hot but nothing that drew me in right away. But i am a sucker for big hips and ass, so I ended up going for one.
Now in canada, we don't have $1 bills, so to give a stripper a lil money up here, you make eye contact, she invites you on stage, you lie down and put $5 in your mouth and she figures out some creative way to take it from you. After this, I ended up blowing all the cash I brought on this girl in the back room. Touching is allowed, booya. she offered to fuck me for an hour in my hotel for $600, but i said no ( not that I couldnt have negotiated her to bring her friend and give me more than an hour for that kinda money). Ended up tippping her with a lil glass pipe, she saw the nugs I had in my pocket, she definitely wanted some of those.
So after this, she approaches me, asks if I want to smoke a blunt with her and her stripper friend, and im like well sure. They rolled it and then took me outside to smoke. Not too shabby for my first time at a strip club.
one time me and a bunch of my friends went toa strip club and we pre-gamed beforehand and were shitfaced by time we got there
were in there just chilling, like im not gonna waste my $$ on strippers, just there for fun and drinks...and all of a sudden one of my boys hears some girl say his name up on stage, he looks up and its this chick we all went to high school with, and lets just say shes pretty damn ugly, so awkward lol
Strip clubs in the US are kinda ridiculous. In Thailand you can see a lot of shit for free when you walk in the door. Nice clubs, lots of good looking girls. I'm not gonna say to much more, but what a fun night life.
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