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being skinny and taking drug tests
    #14199019 - 03/28/11 07:32 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

i am VERY thin, almost no fat on me that can be grabbed/pinched.. i'm almost positive i could smoke the day before a drug test and still pass, just because my metabolism is super crazy and i literally have no fat for the THC to be stored in.. My experience with piss tests is kinda limited, been tested twice in HS seperate times just to get a job, one test being only 24 hours after my last hit.

I'm going to ride on the dilution method, lots of water the night before and morning of. I'm just curious if I'm being retarded by thinking my chances are A LOT higher just because of my body composition..

also, anyone know if ketamine can give a false positive for PCP? the molecules are very similar

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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199028 - 03/28/11 07:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You seriously can't stop making for a little bit for the sake of one drug test?


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199029 - 03/28/11 07:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Ive always passed drug tests and am skinny.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Belac]
    #14199038 - 03/28/11 07:38 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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You seriously can't stop making for a little bit for the sake of one drug test?




not one drug test. DRUG TESTS.

twice a month, random. for 3 months.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199047 - 03/28/11 07:40 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

You're not being retarded for thinking your body composition
will play a role in your drug test (if it's a urinalysis). But
smoking the day before is really just asking for it. Also if
the people administering the drug test are a bit paranoid,
they'll check to see if it's excessively watered down. Had one
of my friends on parole who tried chugging huge amounts of
water to pass his test get in a little trouble that way (all
they did was make him re-take it the next day, but still). 
Your skinny, so that's good, and it HELPS, but why not just lay
of the ganja for a little bit?

Oh and even people who appear to have NO body fat (like body
builders) still have around 4% I believe (just due to the fat
in your organs and such that your body needs to stay alive).


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199049 - 03/28/11 07:40 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Stop smoking and invest in synthetics if you really need it. I weigh 125 pounds and I would never take a chance like that.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199098 - 03/28/11 07:53 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Atheist said:
i am VERY thin, almost no fat on me that can be grabbed/pinched.. i'm almost positive i could smoke the day before a drug test and still pass, just because my metabolism is super crazy and i literally have no fat for the THC to be stored in.. My experience with piss tests is kinda limited, been tested twice in HS seperate times just to get a job, one test being only 24 hours after my last hit.

I'm going to ride on the dilution method, lots of water the night before and morning of. I'm just curious if I'm being retarded by thinking my chances are A LOT higher just because of my body composition..

also, anyone know if ketamine can give a false positive for PCP? the molecules are very similar

:potleaf:




I am not extremely skinny and I have some fat on me but my metabolism is also as fast as a jack rabbits. I cleaned out in 8 days.

you sound like my friend. He is the Army reserve. He cleaned out in one day by chugging watter and taking creatine pills before his test. He was as skinny as a rail.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: XUL]
    #14199110 - 03/28/11 07:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

edibles work less efficaciously on skinny ppl too


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Coaster]
    #14199268 - 03/28/11 08:25 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

im pretty skinny (125lbs/5'6) too. n i think i might have a drug test comin up for this job i might get in food service

i havent smoked for 7 months up until 3 days ago and now i've smoked a dime over 3 days and that's it how long should i wait before taking a test at least?? i think if i get acceptaed @ this job place they may test me in a bout a week or 2 or 3... :/

am i g00d2g0


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199342 - 03/28/11 08:44 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Just use drugs that aren't tested for on the standard 5.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: robbyberto]
    #14199654 - 03/28/11 09:36 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

i just ordered a quad of the best K ever :thumbup:


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Envix]
    #14199684 - 03/28/11 09:39 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
im pretty skinny (125lbs/5'6) too. n i think i might have a drug test comin up for this job i might get in food service

i havent smoked for 7 months up until 3 days ago and now i've smoked a dime over 3 days and that's it how long should i wait before taking a test at least?? i think if i get acceptaed @ this job place they may test me in a bout a week or 2 or 3... :/

am i g00d2g0




i would say that in two weeks you should be fine, especially with tons of water/gatorade


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199699 - 03/28/11 09:41 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Why the fuck are you smoking weed if you have random drug tests like that. Show some self control and make your life MUCH easier in the long run.

You have less fat, but you still have plenty of fat for THC to be stored it.

Don't smoke weed OP. Use your head here.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199707 - 03/28/11 09:43 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Just know the different tricks in your arsenal because it is definitely possible to test for dilute urine:

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: withoutawire]
    #14199754 - 03/28/11 09:47 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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withoutawire said:
Why the fuck are you smoking weed if you have random drug tests like that. Show some self control and make your life MUCH easier in the long run.

You have less fat, but you still have plenty of fat for THC to be stored it.

Don't smoke weed OP. Use your head here.




i know im a dumbass lol, i wont be smoking tomorrow or wednesday.. my test is on thursday,

i love to gamble


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199805 - 03/28/11 09:54 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:facepalm:

Two days and "being skinny". You might as well smoke before the test because it doesn't matter at that point.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: withoutawire]
    #14199814 - 03/28/11 09:55 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

i smoked the day before a drug test once in high school and passed...

i quit smoking for this job (kmart) and they drug tested me, i passed, then started blazing hardcore. My boss calls me and is like we need to test you again under the company that is buying the store (sears) and i was like FUCK im high right now! I had to take it the next day and i was so nervous pounding water but i passed.


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199822 - 03/28/11 09:56 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

also, its the first drug test.. i think im allowed to fail it, right? they know i smoke!


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: Atheist]
    #14199869 - 03/28/11 10:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

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also, its the first drug test.. i think im allowed to fail it, right? they know i smoke!




Lol no wonder you work at Kmart


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Re: being skinny and taking drug tests [Re: withoutawire]
    #14199885 - 03/28/11 10:05 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

i was 16


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