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 Joolz
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 Re: Confessions Thread!  [Re: Humility]
#14604123 - 06/13/11 03:39 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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I've never fucked someone over or played a huge prank on purpose, but I've had a few crazy experiences, haha.
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Joolz]
#14604175 - 06/13/11 03:52 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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I sucked a dick when I was 7 or 8, but this kid was 9 or 10.
He convinced me to do this, and we sucked each other off and played with each others dicks.
I say it's because his mom made us take baths naked together, but its wat ever.
Nothing wrong with gay, but still makes me feel terrible.
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 shLong
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I got a 5 day suspension for switching the Julius Cesear movie with a porno. I cued it right up to the part where this chick was on a bar stool getting eaten out and dude was all going to town, shaking his head back and forth really fast and growling while doing it 
Worse part was, my parents were out of town and the cop had to call my grandma to pick me up from the police station. and a $200 underage possession of pornography ticket too.
Such an epic prank, but the whole fucking class ratted me and my buddy out
Teacher still talks about it from what I hear....
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Humility
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
I sucked a dick when I was 7 or 8, but this kid was 9 or 10.
He convinced me to do this, and we sucked each other off and played with each others dicks.
I say it's because his mom made us take baths naked together, but its wat ever.
Nothing wrong with gay, but still makes me feel terrible.
LOL COCK GOBBLER
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Humility]
#14606919 - 06/13/11 05:17 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Humility said:
Quote:
Anonymous said:
I sucked a dick when I was 7 or 8, but this kid was 9 or 10.
He convinced me to do this, and we sucked each other off and played with each others dicks.
I say it's because his mom made us take baths naked together, but its wat ever.
Nothing wrong with gay, but still makes me feel terrible.
LOL COCK GOBBLER
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Everyday at 7 am sharp my best friend and I would meet up in front of this old lady's house. We would then each take a shit in her flower bed.
At least we were regular though.
This occurred from the time I was about 5 years old up until I was about 7-8. Occasionally one of us would miss a day for a doctors appointment or something so whoever was left would go solo. The old lady never came out or caught on and was very nice to us. Her flowers also grew extremely well.
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Distorted Vision
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Everyday at 7 am sharp my best friend and I would meet up in front of this old lady's house. We would then each take a shit in her flower bed.
At least we were regular though.
This occurred from the time I was about 5 years old up until I was about 7-8. Occasionally one of us would miss a day for a doctors appointment or something so whoever was left would go solo. The old lady never came out or caught on and was very nice to us. Her flowers also grew extremely well.
LOL, and the porn prank is tight too!
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acidxprincess
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Biggest regret was leaving you and not sticking by your side.
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I call it rape of the natural world."
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I_was_the_walrus
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Are you speaking directly to him? Or just in general?
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acidxprincess
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He wants nothing to do with me. So no I'm not speaking directly to him.
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"what do you call Discovery?
I call it rape of the natural world."
"Too weird to live..
Too rare to die"
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: Humility]
#14608178 - 06/13/11 09:15 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Humility said:
Man this thread is terrible.
The worst thing I"ve ever done is probably kick my dog.
It shouldn't have happened but it did. I learned my lesson.
You sick bastard, why would you kick your dog? I mean I know it's against the spirit of this whole thread to condemn you for it, but WTF is wrong with you?!?
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"The things that are done in the name of the shareholder are, to me, as terrifying as the things that are done—dare I say it—in the name of God. Montesquieu said, "There have never been so many civil wars as in the Kingdom of God." And I begin to feel that’s true. The shareholder is the excuse for everything."
- Author and former M6/M5 agent John le Carré on Democracy Now.
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shLong
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acidxprincess said:
He wants nothing to do with me. So no I'm not speaking directly to him.
So, "Distorted Vision" is your ex? or you're just putting it out there in general?
Edited by shLong (03/04/12 01:55 AM)
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frylock91
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: shLong]
#14610682 - 06/14/11 09:00 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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She says if people want them they have to "earn" them, whatever that means.
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: frylock91]
#14610710 - 06/14/11 09:17 AM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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Edited by Anonymous (03/04/12 01:57 AM)
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I traded nudes with a shroomery girl once...I never found out if she was really an old man or not though.
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shLong
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 y u think I been on yo nutz the past few daysQuote:
MisterMuscaria said:
I never found out if she was really an old man or not though.
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acidxprincess
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: shLong]
#14611341 - 06/14/11 12:48 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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What? No that's not my x. And I'm not posting nudes.
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I call it rape of the natural world."
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shLong
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: shLong]
#14611380 - 06/14/11 12:53 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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shLong said:
Post pics, we'll give you a confidence boost 
Never said NUDES...to you at least...although............ j/k
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shLong
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: shLong]
#14611394 - 06/14/11 12:56 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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here is me
Wasn't too tough
Edited by shLong (03/04/12 02:00 AM)
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acidxprincess
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Re: Confessions Thread! [Re: shLong]
#14611604 - 06/14/11 01:41 PM (1 year, 11 months ago) |
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I'm on my phone and it doesn't let me post pics and videos in threads ): but I do have a pic of me in my photo album
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I call it rape of the natural world."
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