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 dwpineal
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 Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab 
#13605678 - 12/09/10 10:04 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/wb/270128
Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab
A man who hung his GED certificate above his methamphetamine-cooking rig, then fled police by taking to the woods with a tent and a bowl of macaroni and cheese, pleaded guilty today to charges that could send him to prison for years.
John Thomas Nelon Jr., 29, of Vinton, pleaded guilty in federal court in Roanoke to charges that he manufactured meth and that he did so in the presence of a minor. U.S. District Judge Samuel Wilson ordered a pre-sentencing report. A sentencing date was not immediately available.
Nelon made his meth in a garage, where he and his 15-year-old girlfriend also lived, Assistant U.S. Attorney Andrew Bassford said. When an anonymous tip led to a police search in May, officers found meth-making equipment and ingredients. Officers also found Nelon’s GED certificate hanging above the gear, leaving little doubt who they were looking for, Bassford said.
Neighbors around the garage, located in the 100 block of Vinton’s West Madison Avenue, were evacuated as coverall-wearing officers cleared potentially hazardous chemicals from the site.
Nelon, having heard about the search, went into hiding in the Bedford County woods, Bassford said. But he took scant provisions and when his girlfriend went to resupply him, officers were watching.
Nelon tried to run, but "he did not outrun the police dog," Bassford said.
Nelon chuckled at Bassford’s account and told the judge he did not dispute it.
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Razzl3Frazzl3
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: dwpineal] 2
#13605693 - 12/09/10 10:08 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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DINGDINGDING! We have ourselves a winner Johnny! Let's see what they won!
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: dwpineal]
#13605973 - 12/09/10 11:48 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hilarous  gotta love those backwoods folk lmao
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
#13606043 - 12/09/10 12:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds to me like a failed representation of our nations basic education system....and a complete exploitation of it as well.
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: Alienscience]
#13606056 - 12/09/10 12:13 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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"A man who hung his GED certificate above his methamphetamine-cooking rig, then fled police by taking to the woods with a tent and a bowl of macaroni and cheese, pleaded guilty today to charges that could send him to prison for years."
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: encephalization]
#13606063 - 12/09/10 12:15 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jailbait, meth lab, mac and cheese. I love this country! 
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del
Edited by shaos (04/03/11 10:58 PM)
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: Doc_T]
#13606097 - 12/09/10 12:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doc_T said:
Jailbait, meth lab, mac and cheese. I love this country!
:giggidy:
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: LobsterSauce]
#13606318 - 12/09/10 01:15 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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fled with a tent and a bowl of macaroni and cheese? That's ingenuity for you. I like the guy. Free Nelon!
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: dwpineal] 1
#13606398 - 12/09/10 01:35 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Why do these people always reproduce? It's a hazard to our society 
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Run
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: MushroomPalace]
#13606755 - 12/09/10 02:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol he was 29 and she was 15..
thats just sick I mean ya the girl has her own brain but still
i could imagine this fuck praying on little fifteen year olds.
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: Run]
#13606932 - 12/09/10 03:14 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh, right didn't see that the first time, but anyways, I was talking about idiotic people in general. Not this specific duo...
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: MushroomPalace]
#13608314 - 12/09/10 06:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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A bowl of mac and cheese!? What the hell?! That's priceless!
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: Azurescens89]
#13608603 - 12/09/10 07:31 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shudda grabbed his fishin pole and squirrel gun.
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: dwpineal]
#13608605 - 12/09/10 07:31 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fifteen years for fleeing with a macaroni cheese ya know
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: nice1]
#13608870 - 12/09/10 08:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wonder what was in the mac & cheese...
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Edited by LadyLittleZeppelin (12/09/10 08:42 PM)
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: dwpineal]
#13609383 - 12/09/10 10:13 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
dwpineal said:
http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/wb/270128
Nelon tried to run, but "he did not outrun the police dog," Bassford said.
Nelon chuckled at Bassford’s account and told the judge he did not dispute it.
ahahah I like this guy. I just wonder if his 15year old girlfriend was hooked on the meth he was cooking or working on her GED as well.
America, such a diverse nation.
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: 4Grambreeden]
#13610349 - 12/10/10 01:18 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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4Grambreeden said: I just wonder if his 15year old girlfriend was hooked on the meth he was cooking or working on her GED as well.
Maybe both.  Meth's a helluva study tool.
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: dwpineal]
#13610852 - 12/10/10 03:12 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ahahaha, this guy is the classic American.
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dwpineal said:
Nelon tried to run, but "he did not outrun the police dog," Bassford said.
Nelon chuckled at Bassford’s account and told the judge he did not dispute it.
 I would love to hear his accent when he said he didn't dispute it.
Also, I bet the study enhancing properties of meth earned him that GED.
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Re: Meth-maker's proudly displayed GED told cops who ran drug lab [Re: nooneman]
#13610888 - 12/10/10 03:23 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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amusing story...the macaroni bit was too much
as for the 15 year old girl.....they know better.I doubt she was "preyed on"...hell,some of these trashy unfortunate girls are trained by their crank head mas to start hooking up with guys as young as 12.
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