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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Dr Strangelove]
    #13578627 - 12/03/10 06:53 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

now, I'm not an expert on lapdances, but I have NEVER had one that was even close to getting me off.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #13578652 - 12/03/10 06:58 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)



or a big man will severly beat you with a bag of oranges


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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Salomon]
    #13578659 - 12/03/10 06:59 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Salomon said:


or a big man will severly beat you with a bag of oranges




I thought it was a bag of plums

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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: DeadHearts]
    #13578687 - 12/03/10 07:03 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Last lapdance I got the stripper was like, oh you should touch me more, and I was like oh I thought that was verbaten.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #13578737 - 12/03/10 07:15 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
now, I'm not an expert on lapdances, but I have NEVER had one that was even close to getting me off.




I have. Vegas, baby.


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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #13578744 - 12/03/10 07:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
now, I'm not an expert on lapdances, but I have NEVER had one that was even close to getting me off.




lol for real. all of mine as well, as much as they were 8- dime pieces. none made me blow a load :lmao::rofl:
all got me hard as a rock like i was on viagra though :smirk:
OP get ready for pussy to be slang in your face, oh and don't get too aggressive bouncers will get in ur face.


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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Doc_T]
    #13578747 - 12/03/10 07:17 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I sorta don't like strangers to touch me so maybe that effects it.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #13578825 - 12/03/10 07:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Same girl could have put my eye out with a nipple. This was at the Crazy Horse Two before the IRS got it.


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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Maverick]
    #13578914 - 12/03/10 07:56 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Just don't be one of the creeps who stands at the back panting heavily. :lol:

Last time me and my girlfriend went we were all at the front hooting and cheering and we got all kinds of front row pussy aimed at us :lol:

Just have fun, and the strippers will have fun with you.


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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: abel78596]
    #13581118 - 12/04/10 10:36 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

So how did this work out RP?


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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: Doc_T]
    #13581276 - 12/04/10 11:39 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

So I came back last night, and It wasn't as bad as I thought. I smoked that blunt before going in, and had a pretty enjoyable time. Most of the girls weren't that attractive however, but I did get a lap dance from one of the hotter looking ones.

My friends were being stupid, like always, and acting like horny little teenagers when they see their first set of boobies.

The bartender was cool as well, even though Im not of age to drink, I still conversed with him, and smoked a cigarette with him afterwards. All-in-all, it was a pretty fun night.

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Re: So im headed to a strip club in a couple of hours... [Re: abel78596]
    #13581429 - 12/04/10 12:22 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe RP drugged his buddies with GHB since they were so uptight, and proceeded with anal rape?

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