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 realfuzzhead
 
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 Re: Can we has a funnies thread?  [Re: millzy]
#16227131 - 05/14/12 01:36 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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millzy said:
old but still lulzy.
haha I totally forgot about this
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Muufokfok
aka BoxyBrown
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: realfuzzhead] 3
#16227173 - 05/14/12 01:49 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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"I'm guessing the 'ancient lost drug' of india is psychedelic mushrooms. The correlation between sacred cows (in hinduism) and magic mushrooms growing on cow dung is too strong to ignore, if you ask me."
  
As the ocean waves, the universe "peoples"
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realfuzzhead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Muufokfok] 2
#16227215 - 05/14/12 02:03 AM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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perfect man.. just perfect.
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ImaginingEmotions
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If we didn't have pain, we wouldn't know pleasure.
It's not that I'm never wrong, it's just that I never open my mouth unless I'm right. 
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realfuzzhead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: frylock91] 1
#16228600 - 05/14/12 01:13 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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realfuzzhead
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Edited by realfuzzhead (05/14/12 01:31 PM)
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morrowasted
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"I determined nothing."
Socrates
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BeefheartisBetter
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: morrowasted]
#16229843 - 05/14/12 05:42 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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[quote]YSHServant said:
You are on my turf when you are in the pub.[/quote]
[quote]ButteredToast said:
Shroomery 2012- Thread goes from discussing a possibly deceased member to posting nudes of her.[/quote]
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Comradez
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Drug-themed DJO dubs:
Acid Trek
http://youtu.be/Oeibd49qynE
HyperPipe
Turbo Lift
http://youtu.be/9z46_8EkC3g
I'm a Mushroom
http://youtu.be/kL5nHteci-Y
I'm a Big Chocolate Slut
Not really drug-themed, but pretty funny:
9/11 Trek
http://youtu.be/ysa8sVGllQI
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They say that life's a carousel / Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well / The world is full of kings and queens / Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams / It's heaven and hell - Ronnie James Dio (RIP) 
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Comradez] 1
#16230367 - 05/14/12 07:05 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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Have any spare Bitcoins you'd like to give to another traveler?
It'd be appreciated! Peace, Love, and Light your way.
BTC Address: 1NYs5QwPm6EAWEXkdQd7rLiSdcTiPpW2Yo
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Envix
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: ArtieFartie] 2
#16230739 - 05/14/12 08:07 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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HeadTripVertigo
at least I'm housebroken
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Envix]
#16230972 - 05/14/12 08:45 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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TACOS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
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realfuzzhead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: Envix]
#16231160 - 05/14/12 09:17 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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I'm not going to copy and paste that series of emails because I'm not "that" douchebag...
but damn that shit was funny
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HeadTripVertigo
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: realfuzzhead] 1
#16231169 - 05/14/12 09:19 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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what emails?
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TACOS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
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 CosmicFool
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said:
I'm not going to copy and paste that series of emails because I'm not "that" douchebag...
but damn that shit was funny
funny as hell...
but it reminds me of that guy that was selling his damaged VCR online,
hopefully someone knows what I'm talking about 'cause I'd like the link
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Irishdrunk
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: CosmicFool]
#16231241 - 05/14/12 09:34 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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NWlight
Just look
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: CosmicFool]
#16231245 - 05/14/12 09:34 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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From Me to **********@***********.org:
Hey,
I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
I am. lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.
From Me to Jeff ******:
Jeff,
Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff ****** to Me:
youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.
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realfuzzhead
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? [Re: NWlight]
#16231265 - 05/14/12 09:37 PM (1 year, 1 month ago) |
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ahahah I forgot about that one 
Edited by realfuzzhead (05/14/12 09:38 PM)
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NWlight
Just look
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Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org
Hi,
I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
Mike,
Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
From Shannon ******* to Me
NO.
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Hilarious and inconsequential, the lot of it. Enjoy the ride. Music is medicine.
Edited by NWlight (05/14/12 09:49 PM)
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