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Fungal-one
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Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard
#13352930 - 10/18/10 02:54 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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My buddy and I have a couple mice that once killed, regenerate. We live waaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the sticks, mice and critters are just the way it is. Our mailbox is a half mile from the house and black top pavement is about 10 miles away, to give some perspective. Anyway, these mice really suck. They teabag and shit on everything. One particularly valuable commodity round here is 'mountain trail mix'. Shit's got m&ms in it and all manner of dank shit. Well, the bag has been torn open thereby making the ziplock as worthless as my chemical soaked brain. I know that I know that I know those mice were in the bag giggling like shit and rubbing their tiny little balls all over the shit. Prolly took a dump or two too.
I've almost eaten the whole bag.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352940 - 10/18/10 02:55 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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wtf
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352947 - 10/18/10 02:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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at least those little bastards cant eat anymore now!!
you showed them!
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Shroomerette]
#13352950 - 10/18/10 02:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude that is pretty nasty.
They definitely shit in that trail mix man.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352958 - 10/18/10 02:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Those weren't raisins!
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Shroomerette]
#13352961 - 10/18/10 02:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Scratch that, I have eaten the whole bag.
Ahh, the tangy zest of rodent droppings.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352962 - 10/18/10 02:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: My buddy and I have a couple mice that once killed, regenerate. We live waaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the sticks, mice and critters are just the way it is. Our mailbox is a half mile from the house and black top pavement is about 10 miles away, to give some perspective. Anyway, these mice really suck. They teabag and shit on everything. One particularly valuable commodity round here is 'mountain trail mix'. Shit's got m&ms in it and all manner of dank shit. Well, the bag has been torn open thereby making the ziplock as worthless as my chemical soaked brain. I know that I know that I know those mice were in the bag giggling like shit and rubbing their tiny little balls all over the shit. Prolly took a dump or two too.
I've almost eaten the whole bag.
Sir, those were NOT m & m's.....
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352970 - 10/18/10 03:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fungal-one said: My buddy and I have a couple mice that once killed, regenerate. We live waaaaaaaaaaaaaay in the sticks, mice and critters are just the way it is. Our mailbox is a half mile from the house and black top pavement is about 10 miles away, to give some perspective. Anyway, these mice really suck. They teabag and shit on everything. One particularly valuable commodity round here is 'mountain trail mix'. Shit's got m&ms in it and all manner of dank shit. Well, the bag has been torn open thereby making the ziplock as worthless as my chemical soaked brain. I know that I know that I know those mice were in the bag giggling like shit and rubbing their tiny little balls all over the shit. Prolly took a dump or two too.
I've almost eaten the whole bag.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352971 - 10/18/10 03:00 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: Scratch that, I have eaten the whole bag.
Ahh, the tangy zest of rodent droppings.
Well I'm sure your immune system is strong enough to take some mice shit after years of drug use.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Shroomerette]
#13352973 - 10/18/10 03:01 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomerette said: wtf
Are you asking me if you can come to dinner?
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352979 - 10/18/10 03:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have the ultimate immune system, it's like mutant strength, fer real.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: propensity]
#13352985 - 10/18/10 03:03 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13352999 - 10/18/10 03:06 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: I have the ultimate immune system, it's like mutant strength, fer real.
i bet you couldn't fight off the AIDs virus
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: whosthewalrus]
#13353004 - 10/18/10 03:07 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey, atleast that bread and rice they stole, I still ended up eatin' it.
See? I'm a genius.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13353012 - 10/18/10 03:09 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said:
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Shroomerette said: wtf
Are you asking me if you can come to dinner?
Nah basically I was just trying to say EWWW
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Salomon]
#13353016 - 10/18/10 03:09 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Fungal-one said: I have the ultimate immune system, it's like mutant strength, fer real.
i bet you couldn't fight off the AIDs virus
Virii fucking own! I wouldn't want to fight off anything that can hijack my cells reproductive pieces and make billions of mini-mes. I'd wanna join forces with it.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Shroomerette]
#13353023 - 10/18/10 03:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomerette said:
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Fungal-one said:
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Shroomerette said: wtf
Are you asking me if you can come to dinner?
Nah basically I was just trying to say EWWW
I have stew too. Hold the feces.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13353045 - 10/18/10 03:16 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to have mice in an apartment back in the Midwest. I was renting some shitty apartment and I think there were holes under the kitchen floor where they could get in. One night I left a huge fucking pile of rat poison out on the floor. The next morning, most of it was gone. I still don't think it got rid of the mice, but a bunch of them fucking pigged out on it and probably had a horrible death.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Computerism]
#13353070 - 10/18/10 03:20 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I can kill them by the dozens but more just come. They seem to have a rule Among themselves that no more than two can live inside at any given time. Sometimes at night I'll go on the porch and cook something on the grill and you can see dozens of glowing eyes staring at you from the woods. One night I shined a spot light out there to see what they were and there were possums, cats and deer all standing together watching me cook lol.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13353077 - 10/18/10 03:22 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ye bastard! Not a chance in this world the almightly lord be forgivin' your soul for these crimes against life!
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Shins
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13353086 - 10/18/10 03:24 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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you should cook one of them and see if they still watch.
every night come out pretending to cook but instead shoot one of them and thow em on the grill
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Shins]
#13353100 - 10/18/10 03:27 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude, all I did was eat some turds.
OMG you're right, oh god forgive me please!
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Shins said: you should cook one of them and see if they still watch.
every night come out pretending to cook but instead shoot one of them and thow em on the grill
I'm way ahead of ya
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13353109 - 10/18/10 03:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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And they still watch drooling over their friend?
SAVAGE!
I like it.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Shins]
#13353117 - 10/18/10 03:29 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Just watch out for the hantavirus, it is almost hollownessHalloween and allafter all.
Edit: wow missed those words... guess waking up and eating mushrooms first thing in the morning threw my brain askew.
Edited by 4runner (10/18/10 03:39 PM)
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: 4runner]
#13353137 - 10/18/10 03:32 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's not as if the animals don't care. What I think is happening is some of the deer talk shit like they're gonna kick my ass and all the other animals cone to watch but the the deer doesn't do anything.
Pussies.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Fungal-one]
#13353268 - 10/18/10 03:58 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: I can kill them by the dozens but more just come.
You have to kill their queen.
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: FoxFire]
#13353280 - 10/18/10 03:59 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Id be more worried about rat piss...
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Salomon]
#13353528 - 10/18/10 05:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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Fungal-one said: I have the ultimate immune system, it's like mutant strength, fer real.
i bet you couldn't fight off the AIDs virus
hantavirus comes from mouse pewps
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Fungal-one
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: Prisoner#1]
#13353536 - 10/18/10 05:03 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mmm hantavirus......
*cough*
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Re: Okay, I'm a disgusting nasty bastard [Re: FoxFire]
#13353544 - 10/18/10 05:05 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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ManaShaman said:
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Fungal-one said: I can kill them by the dozens but more just come.
You have to kill their queen.
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