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Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature?
    #13316950 - 10/10/10 06:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

I was just wondering if I could just use some tighty whities to keep urine warm for a drug test or is it necessary to get hand warmers? I have a drug screen coming up for a job


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: chronicsmoker817]
    #13316963 - 10/10/10 06:11 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

you can get a little thermometer strip that can tell you what temp it is. I've only tried it once, but I was able to keep my bottle of synthetic urine warm for several hours just by keeping tucked in my crotch pocket of my tighty whiteys.


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
    #13316983 - 10/10/10 06:14 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Its a safer bet to use them but yeah you can always just strap it to your upper thigh or something so that its between your legs and near your crotch.


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: chronicsmoker817] * 1
    #13317112 - 10/10/10 06:47 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Hand warmers are cheap as shit, why not take the extra precaution?


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #13317124 - 10/10/10 06:49 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

what if the urine gets too hot?:lol:


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: Salomon]
    #13317143 - 10/10/10 06:53 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

It doesn't have to be an exact 98.6 to pass, the acceptable range is pretty broad.  I've always used handwarmers attached to rubber bottles of synthetic piss via rubberbands ducktaped to my inner thigh to pass pre-employment drug tests without fail.


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #13317245 - 10/10/10 07:17 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

if your worried about the temp it just so happens that your mouth is the perfect temperature as well


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #13317263 - 10/10/10 07:21 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Well I just wanted to know since I could only find a lot of handwarmers and I don't need that many...I just want to know how many people have had success with just putting it near their ball sack no hand warmers attached


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: chronicsmoker817]
    #13317634 - 10/10/10 08:55 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Do you guys think I would be better off buying the synthetic urine kit or will a donated sample be easy enough to keep warm with or without the use of handwarmers?


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: chronicsmoker817]
    #13317647 - 10/10/10 08:59 PM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Just use someone elses.


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #13319194 - 10/11/10 03:41 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

If money is an issue go ghetto but you can go to a head shop and pick up a bottle of quickfix or whatever they have for like 20 bucks. Comes with synthetic urine in a plastic bottle with an easy to use/squirt top on it, hand warmer attached to the outside of the bottle, and a temperature strip on the bottle.

Technically this would be just as effective as strapping a condom of someone else's piss to your leg and praying it doesn't burst but that's one of those situations where I'd rather pay than take that risk.


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: NlightNme]
    #13319565 - 10/11/10 08:40 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

do friends only piss in condoms these days or something?


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #13319700 - 10/11/10 10:10 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Well I would get a quickfix or whatever but I am not going to pay 44 bucks (price here) again. It worked the first time but if I can save around forty bucks than I'm going to do it...also I wont be using a condom because I am not taking any chances. Would any container be fine I don't have the one from the first time


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Re: Are handwarmers necessary to keep urine at body temperature? [Re: chronicsmoker817]
    #13319868 - 10/11/10 11:18 AM (3 years, 6 months ago)

Skin temperature is generally about 10 degrees less than body temperature.  The strip on the sample bottle only goes down to 90F, and if it's less than 93F, they don't accept it.  I used to always use hand warmers to get it a degree or two too warm, and then lay the bag on the top of the toilet for a few seconds to bring it down to exactly the right temp.
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