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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13221648 - 09/20/10 09:52 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Btw, the title doesn't say it all. I almost said an as400 lol


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Yacub]
    #13221690 - 09/20/10 10:19 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah my dick has only been in a chick's mouth, ass or vagina. I don't go around fucking folds in a couch or cucumbers :facepalm:


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Rocker232]
    #13221971 - 09/20/10 12:09 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

the wierdest thing to happen while i was rooting someone was she pooped on my dick when i was ass banging her, other than that, she also puked on my dick once when i face fucked her. rawfl

damn thats pretty fucked up to admit. really tho, it didnt honestly feel wierd between us we just laughed it off. lolololol


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: AntiEverything]
    #13221986 - 09/20/10 12:14 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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the wierdest thing to happen while i was rooting someone was she pooped on my dick when i was ass banging her, other than that, she also puked on my dick once when i face fucked her. rawfl

damn thats pretty fucked up to admit. really tho, it didnt honestly feel wierd between us we just laughed it off. lolololol



My ex used to love laying on her back across the bed sideways and hanging her head off the edge and for me to face fuck her. She had zero gag reflex. I could feel her fucking throat an shit lol. The harder I pounded the hard she came.

Damn that's raw lol I need to quit thinking about her, freaky bitch.


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: nasem]
    #13222095 - 09/20/10 12:47 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Hell yeah, fuck the world! :thumbup:



:lmao:


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Fungal-one]
    #13222296 - 09/20/10 04:46 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Yeah my dick has only been in a chick's mouth, ass or vagina. I don't go around fucking folds in a couch or cucumbers :facepalm:




lol yeah i forgot about the hollowed out zuchinni! i did that after a mate who went served a bit of time told me a zuchinni is like gold in prison and i found out why!


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so the title says it all.....il admit one time when i was a teenager i rode my motorbike to a secluded beach no one was around so i made a hole in the sand and fucked the shit out of it. i wouldnt recommend this, the sand ripped shreds of my cock hurt for days! :frown:



*buys Spuzzchukka a beer*
that's fucking hilarious but I have to ask, at what point does a sandy hole sound like a good idea? Fucking ouch!

Omg, that gif with the tittays is soooo nice, thank you!




umm i was nude sunbaking actually sitting on some wet sand, i think i put my fingers in it made a hole and it instantly filled with water :eek: and then i made sweet love to the beach lol. now days its pretty much vagina or my hand i root, which is a lot better than sand :frown:


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13222376 - 09/20/10 05:03 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Pussy better than sand? Pft, I think not. Now I'M calling shenanigans!


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13222405 - 09/20/10 05:08 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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lol yeah i forgot about the hollowed out zuchinni! i did that after a mate who went served a bit of time told me a zuchinni is like gold in prison and i found out why!






I think he meant to say zuchinni is good for the colon. It opens you up so Bubba's cock won't hurt as much.


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
    #13222419 - 09/20/10 05:10 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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lol yeah i forgot about the hollowed out zuchinni! i did that after a mate who went served a bit of time told me a zuchinni is like gold in prison and i found out why!






I think he meant to say zuchinni is good for the colon. It opens you up so Bubba's cock won't hurt as much.



Ouch


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